Have a Blessed day - Page 3

Sundae · 04-21-2009, 03:32 PM

If she has blessings to bestow, perhaps she could bless me.

What's that?
I'm already blessed with beauty, brains and boobies?

You're right.
She can stick her spiritual sort of blessings up her blessed arse.

Trilby · 04-21-2009, 03:33 PM

I believe someone said "forgive 70 times unto 7" so that equal to 490 times to be forgiven. I probably ran out of forgiveness in my mid-twenties.

anyway - have a blessed day.

Aliantha · 04-21-2009, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I've been hearing 'have a blessed day' a lot lately here, too. I thought it was the, uh, culture change.

I wish, just once, a student would end our conversation with "you've been very helpful. Have a great fucking day!"

You should come and work over here. No one says have a blessed day. lol They might not tell you to have a great day, but you're almost certain to get a 'fuck' in there somewhere.

Elspode · 04-21-2009, 05:57 PM

Would you have felt better, LJ, if she'd said "Blessed be"?

At least you'd have known she was a Pagan. Of course, Pagans virtually never say anything like that to someone unless they know them to be Pagan.

Pagans are the worst proselytizers on the planet. This is probably due to the fact that we don't get J&C Salvation Stamps with each blessing.

Elspode · 04-21-2009, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

What's that?
I'm already blessed with beauty, brains and boobies?

Sweetie, if you were any more blessed with those things, you'd be required to start your own religion.

Shawnee123 · 04-21-2009, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

You should come and work over here. No one says have a blessed day. lol They might not tell you to have a great day, but you're almost certain to get a 'fuck' in there somewhere.

And dammit, that's how it should be. :p

lumberjim · 04-21-2009, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Would you have felt better, LJ, if she'd said "Blessed be"?

I guess the issue I have with it is the obvious assumption that it's acceptable for her to dump her religiosity in my(everyone's) lap on her business voice-mail message. And the rest of the message sounds as though she is either aping other professional sounding messages she's heard, or she's reading it out of a handbook of some sort. And the whole time you can hear it building....to that.......have a blessed day bit.

I'm fucking tempted to post her phone number so you can hear it yourself.

PM me. damn.

Elspode · 04-21-2009, 09:33 PM

Oh, hey, I hate that shit, too. I wasn't disagreeing with you at all.

The best thought I can come up with in these cases is something like, "At least she didn't tell me to go fuck myself".

Trilby · 04-21-2009, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

The best thought I can come up with in these cases is something like, "At least she didn't tell me to go fuck myself".

Yeah, but somehow "go fuck yourself!" sounds more sincere than "have a blessed day!" Blessed by what, exactly? That persons vengeful god? Their sick sense of superiority?

Don't mind me, kids. I've got my cynical shoes on.

Oh, what color are they? Jade!

SteveDallas · 04-21-2009, 10:19 PM

You jade!!!

monster · 04-21-2009, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Beestie

Would someone kindly explain what the fuck a blessed day is exactly?
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You get blessed a lot when suffering from seasonal allergies... not something I'd wish on most people, though

Crimson Ghost · 04-22-2009, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Beestie

Would someone kindly explain what the fuck a blessed day is exactly?

It's when the saints name is in red on the calender.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-22-2009, 01:03 AM

New Orleans football calendar?

dar512 · 04-22-2009, 02:59 PM

Assuming that the woman is not a hypocrite, believes in someone/something with the power to bless, and wants you to have this blessing, I can't see why anyone would be offended.

Is it that it comes in a religious context? Can't you accept it in the spirit it is given? Should anyone here be offended when Jim uses 'cock' in a message? Doesn't he expect us to take it in the spirit it was intended?

I don't understand all this anger over something that seems well-intentioned.

Trilby · 04-22-2009, 03:12 PM

I am a cynical jade. The "blessed day" smacks of Christianity to me.

Call me what you will but I am nothing if not sincere when I curse you. (and, truly I say, I curse none)

I just don't want a certain diety's blessing...so shoot me. or hang me...or make me do the "if she weighs the same as a duck..." thing.

oh, I WISH i weighed the same as a duck....

eta: when jim uses 'cock' in a message, i know he REALLY means it. saying "have a blessed day" is like saying "have a good day!"

cliche, cliche, cliche, and LAZY. Like, "I'm all saved and good and going to heaven and shit coz I blessed everyone!"

yeah. some people don't NEED blessings. they need something else.

04-21-2009, 03:32 PM	#31
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	If she has blessings to bestow, perhaps she could bless me. What's that? I'm already blessed with beauty, brains and boobies? You're right. She can stick her spiritual sort of blessings up her blessed arse. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-21-2009, 03:33 PM	#32
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I believe someone said "forgive 70 times unto 7" so that equal to 490 times to be forgiven. I probably ran out of forgiveness in my mid-twenties. anyway - have a blessed day. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-21-2009, 05:57 PM	#34
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Would you have felt better, LJ, if she'd said "Blessed be"? At least you'd have known she was a Pagan. Of course, Pagans virtually never say anything like that to someone unless they know them to be Pagan. Pagans are the worst proselytizers on the planet. This is probably due to the fact that we don't get J&C Salvation Stamps with each blessing. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

04-21-2009, 09:33 PM	#38
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Oh, hey, I hate that shit, too. I wasn't disagreeing with you at all. The best thought I can come up with in these cases is something like, "At least she didn't tell me to go fuck myself". __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

04-22-2009, 01:03 AM	#43
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	New Orleans football calendar? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-21-2009, 10:19 PM	#40
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	You jade!!!

04-22-2009, 02:59 PM	#44
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Assuming that the woman is not a hypocrite, believes in someone/something with the power to bless, and wants you to have this blessing, I can't see why anyone would be offended. Is it that it comes in a religious context? Can't you accept it in the spirit it is given? Should anyone here be offended when Jim uses 'cock' in a message? Doesn't he expect us to take it in the spirit it was intended? I don't understand all this anger over something that seems well-intentioned. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

04-22-2009, 03:12 PM	#45
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I am a cynical jade. The "blessed day" smacks of Christianity to me. Call me what you will but I am nothing if not sincere when I curse you. (and, truly I say, I curse none) I just don't want a certain diety's blessing...so shoot me. or hang me...or make me do the "if she weighs the same as a duck..." thing. oh, I WISH i weighed the same as a duck.... eta: when jim uses 'cock' in a message, i know he REALLY means it. saying "have a blessed day" is like saying "have a good day!" cliche, cliche, cliche, and LAZY. Like, "I'm all saved and good and going to heaven and shit coz I blessed everyone!" yeah. some people don't NEED blessings. they need something else. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum Last edited by Trilby; 04-22-2009 at 03:18 PM.

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