Cellar Calendar 2009 - Page 3

monster · 02-09-2009, 06:59 AM

I'm glad you see it as fair game, MTP -that was generally my take on pictures posted here, although I asked some permissions originally (during the advent calendar phase) and cropped to reduce recognizability outside the cellar in the case of the photo to which you are referring.

But beyond that, thanks, y'all. For taking the fun that was there and flushing it. That configuration has been posted on this site for two months yet nobody said anything. Now it seems no-one can post without criticizing otherwise it'll look like they're a perv. I think you're all pervs for even relating the two in the firsyt place. But then I know I'm a wacky foreigner and I just see the kids as drummers drumming.

I'm really sorry for all the offence I've caused.

I guess we should remove the damn thing from sale.

I'm also really freaking sorry I let that take priority over my real life work, I was asked to do it -based on the advent calender where that pic first appeared. I figured as there were no objections then we were all good. Show's how wrong you can be. And I did ask pooka's permission, although it never occured to me about the configuration

Sundae · 02-09-2009, 07:32 AM

Maybe it is a foreign thing, but I don't see anything wrong with it either.
They're not Howarts pictures, the people in them don't wander from place to place.

I think it's very funny and I am not sexually excited by it, which by my definition means I am not a perv, a paedo or otherwise degenerate. This seems to me the sort of thinking that stops parents taking photos or film footage at school sports days.

Undertoad · 02-09-2009, 08:33 AM

The nipples and cocks are how the kids got there in the first place.

Trilby · 02-09-2009, 09:16 AM

monster--I thought it was brilliant. The advent AND this one.

lumberjim · 02-09-2009, 10:18 AM

monster, they're fine as separate pics ala advent calendar.....

i just can't buy one because there's my daughter right above the floutist.

what would i do with it?

i seriously appreciate the effort that went into that. i wasnt tyring to shit on your work

Stormieweather · 02-09-2009, 12:20 PM

Me either. I thought you did a great job.

It's just that, for me, it doesn't feel right to have a child's picture anywhere near one of a cock. Thats only my personal preference, and not a reflection on your efforts.

Please....carry on!

morethanpretty · 02-09-2009, 05:34 PM

If you must know monnie, I was just thinking of the parallels between the cock sucking pic, and the affinity children have for sucking on things. The cock sucking pic is just their future.

Yep, thats the only reason why the placement seems a bit naughty to me. So don't feel like you did a bad job or anything, you worked hard and it came out well.

DanaC · 02-09-2009, 05:38 PM

I love it and can't wait for mine to arrive. I don't think it's a problem for most people. I can fully understand why Jim might not be comfortable. But hey. None of us spotted it, or thought of it in time to throw you a word, so why should you be any more likely to think of it?

Aliantha · 02-09-2009, 07:07 PM

Plenty of people buy calendars with naughty bits on them all the time. They hang them up in the lunchroom or toilet at work if they've got kids or a sensitive spouse at home.

It is what it is. If you don't want it, don't buy it.

monster · 02-09-2009, 07:51 PM

*hmph* OK, I suppose I'm slightly mollified. Last night was a big night of feelingpretty un-fucking-appreciated, and not just here, but you lot were probably the easiest to respond to. I could try to make a version with the flautist replaced. anyone got a more appropriate pic of themselves? or i could add false mustaches and beards to the kids....

btw, Jim, that entire collection of pics -in that layout- was #24 on the advent calendar. Sorry you didn't spot it, I guess it must have been a bit smaller.

i do see your point about it being your daughter rather than random dwellar relative, though. Sorry it makes you feel bad. to be frank I was more worried you'd hate me for throwing Jinx and Zippy together...

I still don't just relate them in my mind, though.... They don't go together so I don't put them together......even though they're next to each other.

lumberjim · 02-09-2009, 08:08 PM

once more.....i'm not mad about it...i just can't have it in my house.

Undertoad · 02-09-2009, 08:13 PM

Draw something on it like SFW porn

monster · 02-09-2009, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

once more.....i'm not mad about it...i just can't have it in my house.

understood. I said bad, not mad... will try to provide alternative

Sundae · 02-10-2009, 03:27 AM

Dp those of us who have already ordered get the original?
O did you pull it down before being monnified. Mollified, sorry.

monster · 02-10-2009, 08:21 AM

No,I did nothing, it's in UT's hands now. The alternative would be just that as far as I'm concerned. if the original is gone, it was someone else's decision. Is it gone?

02-09-2009, 06:59 AM	#31
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'm glad you see it as fair game, MTP -that was generally my take on pictures posted here, although I asked some permissions originally (during the advent calendar phase) and cropped to reduce recognizability outside the cellar in the case of the photo to which you are referring. But beyond that, thanks, y'all. For taking the fun that was there and flushing it. That configuration has been posted on this site for two months yet nobody said anything. Now it seems no-one can post without criticizing otherwise it'll look like they're a perv. I think you're all pervs for even relating the two in the firsyt place. But then I know I'm a wacky foreigner and I just see the kids as drummers drumming. I'm really sorry for all the offence I've caused. I guess we should remove the damn thing from sale. I'm also really freaking sorry I let that take priority over my real life work, I was asked to do it -based on the advent calender where that pic first appeared. I figured as there were no objections then we were all good. Show's how wrong you can be. And I did ask pooka's permission, although it never occured to me about the configuration __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-09-2009, 07:32 AM	#32
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Maybe it is a foreign thing, but I don't see anything wrong with it either. They're not Howarts pictures, the people in them don't wander from place to place. I think it's very funny and I am not sexually excited by it, which by my definition means I am not a perv, a paedo or otherwise degenerate. This seems to me the sort of thinking that stops parents taking photos or film footage at school sports days. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

02-09-2009, 09:16 AM	#34
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	monster--I thought it was brilliant. The advent AND this one. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

02-09-2009, 10:18 AM	#35
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	monster, they're fine as separate pics ala advent calendar..... i just can't buy one because there's my daughter right above the floutist. what would i do with it? i seriously appreciate the effort that went into that. i wasnt tyring to shit on your work __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-09-2009, 12:20 PM	#36
Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	Me either. I thought you did a great job. It's just that, for me, it doesn't feel right to have a child's picture anywhere near one of a cock. Thats only my personal preference, and not a reflection on your efforts. Please....carry on! __________________ "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

02-09-2009, 08:33 AM	#33
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	The nipples and cocks are how the kids got there in the first place.

02-09-2009, 05:34 PM	#37
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	If you must know monnie, I was just thinking of the parallels between the cock sucking pic, and the affinity children have for sucking on things. The cock sucking pic is just their future. Yep, thats the only reason why the placement seems a bit naughty to me. So don't feel like you did a bad job or anything, you worked hard and it came out well. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

02-09-2009, 05:38 PM	#38
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I love it and can't wait for mine to arrive. I don't think it's a problem for most people. I can fully understand why Jim might not be comfortable. But hey. None of us spotted it, or thought of it in time to throw you a word, so why should you be any more likely to think of it?

02-09-2009, 07:07 PM	#39
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Plenty of people buy calendars with naughty bits on them all the time. They hang them up in the lunchroom or toilet at work if they've got kids or a sensitive spouse at home. It is what it is. If you don't want it, don't buy it. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

02-09-2009, 07:51 PM	#40
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	hmph OK, I suppose I'm slightly mollified. Last night was a big night of feelingpretty un-fucking-appreciated, and not just here, but you lot were probably the easiest to respond to. I could try to make a version with the flautist replaced. anyone got a more appropriate pic of themselves? or i could add false mustaches and beards to the kids.... btw, Jim, that entire collection of pics -in that layout- was #24 on the advent calendar. Sorry you didn't spot it, I guess it must have been a bit smaller. i do see your point about it being your daughter rather than random dwellar relative, though. Sorry it makes you feel bad. to be frank I was more worried you'd hate me for throwing Jinx and Zippy together... I still don't just relate them in my mind, though.... They don't go together so I don't put them together......even though they're next to each other. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-09-2009, 08:08 PM	#41
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	once more.....i'm not mad about it...i just can't have it in my house. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-09-2009, 08:13 PM	#42
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Draw something on it like SFW porn

02-10-2009, 03:27 AM	#44
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Dp those of us who have already ordered get the original? O did you pull it down before being monnified. Mollified, sorry. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

02-10-2009, 08:21 AM	#45
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	No,I did nothing, it's in UT's hands now. The alternative would be just that as far as I'm concerned. if the original is gone, it was someone else's decision. Is it gone? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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