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Old 01-15-2009, 09:48 PM   #16
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Merc was funny. You are... not.
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Old 01-16-2009, 08:06 AM   #17
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WHY WHY does tw keep bringing my name into his fight with Merc? tw says I am a "child"--so, why is he quoting a child?

Anyway--the price of my particular ass has gone way fookin' up due to the fact that some men can't keep their wives out of my business. That is highly UNcool.
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Old 01-16-2009, 08:21 AM   #18
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Our local (low class) manwhores get $50 for oral. Remember, this is in comparison to a female crack whore getting $5-10 for the same service.

Whatever happened to equal pay for equal work?
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Old 01-16-2009, 08:25 AM   #19
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Our local (low class) manwhores get $50 for oral. Remember, this is in comparison to a female crack whore getting $5-10 for the same service.

Whatever happened to equal pay for equal work?
exactly. PLUS, I'll bet the crack whore doesn't have teeth, which, in some circles, is a total plus.

anyway---I guess a manwhore just does men, right? I mean, I can go to the grocery and get that shit for free.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 01-17-2009, 08:43 AM   #20
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I'm currently offering £20 for oral sex.
But as I'm on a low income, I might have to pay in coins...
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Old 01-17-2009, 08:48 AM   #21
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Merc was funny. You are... not.
i disagree. I think tw is hysterical at times.

we all have our moments, in fact. occasionally, even flint is amusing....
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Old 01-17-2009, 08:51 AM   #22
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Goes to show that taste is subjective. Flint's downright comical.
tw makes me look for my zantac.
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Old 01-17-2009, 09:10 AM   #23
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tw makes me look for my zantac.
Oh, I thought you said "xanax"
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Old 01-17-2009, 09:29 AM   #24
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In L.A. it's $50 for the mamason, and $100 for the girl.....I heard....from someone...
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Old 01-17-2009, 09:29 AM   #25
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I'm currently offering £20 for oral sex.
But as I'm on a low income, I might have to pay in coins...

I've got a blackbelt in tongue fu!
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Old 01-17-2009, 05:52 PM   #26
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I'm currently offering £20 for oral sex.
But as I'm on a low income, I might have to pay in coins...
Hell, if I were closer it would be free.
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Old 01-17-2009, 08:04 PM   #27
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I've got a blackbelt in tongue fu!
does that mean you've given oral to a black chick?

...like red wings mean you've gone down on aunt flo?
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Old 01-17-2009, 08:09 PM   #28
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Goes to show that taste is subjective. Flint's downright comical.
tw makes me look for my zantac.
i was being sarcastic, thar.


tw is fine if you dont read his long posts and avoid politics.

his quips are quite amusing.

I find that politics turns otherwise OK people into fucktards.
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Old 01-17-2009, 08:12 PM   #29
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I find that politics turns otherwise OK people into fucktards.
I need this in bumpersticker format.
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Old 01-18-2009, 08:34 AM   #30
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That actually would be pretty funny.

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