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|  12-01-2008, 07:22 PM | #1 | 
| I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 
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				Win a bet with your friends!
			 
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|  12-01-2008, 07:55 PM | #2 | 
| Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia 
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			I used to make a few $$'s at the pub..... ok, aside from having guys flick $2 coins down my top... I would walk up to a hot dude.."I bet you 5 bucks I can guess the number on the bottom of your beer bottle by just touching the stubby".....run hands seductively up and down bottle....."[insert correct number here]". Guy then proceeds to be astounded and goes home with me. tis simple, the number on the bottom of the stubby is also printed on the side of it. | 
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|  12-01-2008, 08:15 PM | #3 | 
| Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia 
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			I'm sure he knew the trick.  He just had the sense to play along.     
				__________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. | 
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|  12-02-2008, 12:31 PM | #4 | 
| Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia 
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			Yeah, he goes home with you because you jacked off his longneck.
		 
				__________________ ****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio | 
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|  12-02-2008, 01:17 PM | #5 | 
| changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you.  No, the other side. 
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			i don't care what the bet is - I win so long as Ducks is holding my stubby.
		 
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|  12-02-2008, 02:06 PM | #6 | 
| twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 
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			I think it depends what she's holding it with...
		 
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|  12-02-2008, 02:08 PM | #7 | 
| I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 
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			science thread here, people.  not a smutfest of smutty smut.
		 
				__________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan | 
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|  12-02-2008, 02:22 PM | #8 | 
| Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia 
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			mmm I'll bet Ducks gets all scientifical with a wang
		 
				__________________ ****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio | 
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|  12-02-2008, 03:38 PM | #9 | 
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|  12-02-2008, 09:13 PM | #10 | |
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				 | Quote: But for that 4°, there would be no life on earth. Water, for its apparent simplicity, is one of the most complicated and least understood molecules in nature. 
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|  12-03-2008, 01:06 AM | #11 | 
| Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL 
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			Glatt:   WANG used to make the first floppy drives. The disks were 8 inches across. I remember in high school I got my hands on an 8-inch wang. The 5 1/4 inch floppys were already being used in most smaller computers but the 8-inch wang drive was on the school mainframe. I had access to the mainframe because I was a top student in my school and worked in the office during homeroom period. I wish I still had an 8-inch wang. Now I don't even have a 3 and a half incher anymore. 
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|  12-03-2008, 01:14 AM | #12 | 
| The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 
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			 Bonded to what?
		 
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|  12-03-2008, 02:11 AM | #13 | 
| Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia 
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			Glatt :     : 
				__________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. | 
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|  12-03-2008, 09:34 AM | #15 | 
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			radar, that is the single best post you've ever made.
		 
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