Christmas presents for wife type people - Page 4

lumberjim · 12-01-2008, 04:00 PM

get her a steak and a BJ!

Aliantha · 12-01-2008, 04:05 PM

I don't even think Ducks would go in for that.

I think someone's been reading far too many erotic novels lately. lol

Personally I'd go in for about half of it, but the whole goddess thing isn't realistic imo.

footfootfoot · 12-01-2008, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianR

I always recommend Delicious Corsets for those who appreciate them and want quality. I know the maker and he puts a lot of love into his products.

When you say love, do you mean it in a DNA sort of way?
:p

classicman · 12-01-2008, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Wow. I'm even less of a chick than I thought I was. I'm really tempted to put up a poll to find out how many women here would want anything even remotely like that.

Lets just think about the clean-up/ putting the house back in order for a moment. Who do we think is gonna do all that?

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-09-2008, 07:29 PM

Haven't read any of this, but offhand, hiring a cleaning service for the day as part of the package of presents comes to mind.

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-09-2008, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

:::Shudders::::

clearly I am not in my right mind.... oh wait.....

Check your smallclothes, Monster -- that may have been a small orgasm...

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-09-2008, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianR

I once tried to buy . . . Never again. . . Live and learn, but I still dread shopping for gifts. I'm not good at it.

Most people eat solid food. That's where I come in, selling Cutco knives, most of which are for the kitchen. Not cheap, but better than absolutely anybody else's. The only thing better than Cutco is Cutco you've already got. Shoot me a PM -- quick.

Sure, I'm a guy -->guys like tools -->guys like good tools. And creation happens. The stereotype is a given -- but the gals don't sneeze at good equipment either.

BrianR · 12-09-2008, 08:13 PM

I prefer good knives in the kitchen. Chef quality. Hold an edge forever and I don't mean Ginsu.

classicman · 12-09-2008, 09:34 PM

Henkels or Wustof for me, but thanks. I've had my set over 20 years.

wolf · 12-09-2008, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Wow. I'm even less of a chick than I thought I was. I'm really tempted to put up a poll to find out how many women here would want anything even remotely like that.

Ditto.

Worshipped by my man, yeah.

Sorry guys, but my fantasy doesn't involve ANY other chicks.

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-10-2008, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

Henkels or Wustof for me, but thanks. I've had my set over 20 years.

JA Henckels and Wusthof are both damned good -- good knives last. I go up against these every working day of my life. Know what? 80% of the time I win -- not because I'm such a silvertongued Esso Bee, but because Cutco is just that good. Henckels is among the best you can get in a store; Cutco is the best you can get anywhere.

classicman · 12-10-2008, 05:02 PM

HA ha ha ha - Cutco is the best in your mind and thats about it - My set rocks and has been for over 20 years. My rib knife is still sharp enough to take your arm off. The french knife which I use all the time is outstanding and has put up with much abuse. My moms bread knife which she left in the oven was replaced without even being returned to them. Quality and service have been unbelievable.

SteveDallas · 12-10-2008, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

I go up against these every working day of my life.

My immediate reaction . . .. "WTF? Is he having knife fights at work??"

lumberjim · 12-10-2008, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

HA ha ha ha - Cutco is the best in your mind and thats about it - My set rocks and has been for over 20 years. My rib knife is still sharp enough to take your arm off. The french knife which I use all the time is outstanding and has put up with much abuse. My moms bread knife which she left in the oven was replaced without even being returned to them. Quality and service have been unbelievable.

actually, we saw a show on tv where they were talking about samurai swords and other really sharp blades. They did a whole segment on cutco knives. IIRC They were the best commercially available knives in their opinion.
I looove the ones we have. need moar.

Undertoad · 12-10-2008, 06:30 PM

80% of people who listen to UG; 0% of professional chefs.

12-01-2008, 04:00 PM	#46
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	get her a steak and a BJ! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-01-2008, 04:05 PM	#47
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I don't even think Ducks would go in for that. I think someone's been reading far too many erotic novels lately. lol Personally I'd go in for about half of it, but the whole goddess thing isn't realistic imo. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Haven't read any of this, but offhand, hiring a cleaning service for the day as part of the package of presents comes to mind. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

12-09-2008, 08:13 PM	#53
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I prefer good knives in the kitchen. Chef quality. Hold an edge forever and I don't mean Ginsu. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

12-09-2008, 09:34 PM	#54
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Henkels or Wustof for me, but thanks. I've had my set over 20 years. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-10-2008, 05:02 PM	#57
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	HA ha ha ha - Cutco is the best in your mind and thats about it - My set rocks and has been for over 20 years. My rib knife is still sharp enough to take your arm off. The french knife which I use all the time is outstanding and has put up with much abuse. My moms bread knife which she left in the oven was replaced without even being returned to them. Quality and service have been unbelievable. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-10-2008, 06:30 PM	#60
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	80% of people who listen to UG; 0% of professional chefs.

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