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Old 07-25-2003, 08:06 PM   #106
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Dubya Speak: Courtesy of Whit...very funny...or very sad, depending on how you look at it.
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Old 07-25-2003, 10:40 PM   #107
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North Korea has produced some of the best comedy out there in the last 2 years.
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Old 08-23-2003, 04:46 PM   #108
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I bet many guys would like this job.
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Old 08-24-2003, 02:28 PM   #109
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Sounds like a job to die for, or from.
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Old 08-24-2003, 03:29 PM   #110
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Design your own hell!: Another great site I found on Dagney's blog.

And just what does Sycamore's hell look like?

Democrats
Circle I Limbo

Rednecks
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

General asshats
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Militant breeders
Circle IV Rolling Weights

The Pope
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Creationists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Osama bin Laden
Circle VII Burning Sands

Republicans
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

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Old 08-24-2003, 04:27 PM   #111
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Too much fun.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez
Circle I Limbo

Creationists
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Polluters and Litterers
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Random Thugs
Circle IV Rolling Weights

NAMBLA Members
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Domestic Terrorists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Left Lane Huggers
Circle VII Burning Sands

Militant Radical Islamists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Designers of CD Packaging
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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Old 08-24-2003, 05:46 PM   #112
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File this under "retarded."
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Old 08-30-2003, 12:33 PM   #113
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The Republic of the Marshall Islands and the United States: A Strategic Partnership: The Marshall Islands are now an independent country, but were part of a UN Trust Territory administered by the US from 1947 to 1986. Most might be more familiar with what went on there--weapons testing on the atolls of Bikini and Enewetak in the 40s and 50s.

The above link is an online exhibit presented by the Marshall Islands that includes photos and documents that center on the relationship between the Islands and the US.
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Old 09-20-2003, 07:05 PM   #114
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The Communist Party of Ontario: It's currently election season in Ontario, and when it comes to air time, the CBC has to give all recognized parties equal time...including the Communists. Read their platform--a combination of idealism, stupidity, and lack of reality.
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Old 09-21-2003, 04:58 PM   #115
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File this under "retarded."
I hope they never decide to rename our local Highway 69 just because there are a bunch of prudish Christians driving on it every day. That would be tragic.
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Old 09-21-2003, 05:05 PM   #116
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[b]Design your own hell!: Another great site I found on Dagney's blog.
Here's mine...

George Bush
Circle I Limbo

Militant Vegans, Oakland Raider Fans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

PETA Members
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Democrats, Republicans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Bill Clinton
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Creationists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Jim Bakker
Circle VII Burning Sands

Saddam Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

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Old 09-29-2003, 08:28 PM   #117
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Go to Southern Culture on the Skids' website.

Enter the site.

Click on "recipes."
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Old 09-29-2003, 11:36 PM   #118
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Mmmm, mmmm!

Yessiree, thar's nothing I like better 'n warshing down my baked skunk with a pint of chocolate beer!
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Old 09-30-2003, 07:39 PM   #119
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You know, there are REAL chocolate beers.

A good chocolate stout is one of the gifts of the gods.

I'm hoping to try that chipmunk recipe, though.

And the idea of fried cornbread ... mmmmm.
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Old 10-13-2003, 11:08 PM   #120
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Your name alone strikes fear into others; but maybe, just maybe, there's a little vulnerability and weakness beneath that stoic, fierce exterior of yours.

Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz.
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