October 16, 2008: Bird & Bunny

xoxoxoBruce · 10-15-2008, 11:22 PM

The proper way to eat a rabbit.

First check it over carefully for concealed weapons, then wash it thoroughly.

When it's safe and clean, down the hatch.

It works for white bunnies too.

Aliantha · 10-15-2008, 11:27 PM

Probably the first furry fish that bird's ever eaten.

zippyt · 10-15-2008, 11:48 PM

now if a turkey would just eat that herren
You could have Turk-Hair-Ren !!!

Now the question is , Fryed or Roasted ???

ZenGum · 10-15-2008, 11:50 PM

Where was Mama Squirrel when Bunny needed her???

bluecuracao · 10-16-2008, 01:08 AM

Um, I think that bird drowned the bunny before he et it. Makes sense--he'd go down a lot easier that way.

ZenGum · 10-16-2008, 01:10 AM

Blue, the correct term is "aqua-marinaded".

bluecuracao · 10-16-2008, 01:21 AM

Zen, it's obvious that you watch far too much Food Channel.

SPUCK · 10-16-2008, 04:47 AM

Moments later..

Antimatter · 10-16-2008, 06:16 AM

A true time-saver - self-stuffing bird!

Now, if only it could be taught to skin the rabbit and remove bones and intestines first this would really be a hit.

sweetwater · 10-16-2008, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

Probably the first furry fish that bird's ever eaten.

Probably thought it was eating a fur-bearing trout. I saw one such fish mounted and hanging on the wall of a Canadian bar (before I had anything to drink, mind).

gmr2048 · 10-16-2008, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by bluecuracao

Um, I think that bird drowned the bunny before he et it. Makes sense--he'd go down a lot easier that way.

Actually, I don't think that's the case. I'm a photographer who spends a good amount of time watching herons. I've seen them do the same "wash my food" thing with larger fish they're trying to get down. I think they're just trying to lube them up so they slide down easier. Not actually drown them. Cuz, uh, drowning a fish don't make no sense.

Shawnee123 · 10-16-2008, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by gmr2048

Actually, I don't think that's the case. I'm a photographer who spends a good amount of time watching herons. I've seen them do the same "wash my food" thing with larger fish they're trying to get down. I think they're just trying to lube them up so they slide down easier. Not actually drown them. Cuz, uh, drowning a fish don't make no sense.

bold mine

Awesome. That makes sense!

birdclaw · 10-16-2008, 12:34 PM

Geez. As if I weren't already afraid enough of birds. Whats next my cat?

Aliantha · 10-16-2008, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetwater

Probably thought it was eating a fur-bearing trout. I saw one such fish mounted and hanging on the wall of a Canadian bar (before I had anything to drink, mind).

Well I think they may have put something in your meal then. lol Even Wiki says it's a hoax (and that the article has no references). You don't really believe you saw a furry fish do you?

Treasenuak · 10-16-2008, 05:45 PM

Ugh. Heron tastes fishier than FISH

10-15-2008, 11:22 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	October 16, 2008: Bird & Bunny The proper way to eat a rabbit. First check it over carefully for concealed weapons, then wash it thoroughly. When it's safe and clean, down the hatch. It works for white bunnies too. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-15-2008, 11:27 PM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Probably the first furry fish that bird's ever eaten. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-15-2008, 11:48 PM	#3
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	now if a turkey would just eat that herren You could have Turk-Hair-Ren !!! Now the question is , Fryed or Roasted ??? __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner Last edited by zippyt; 10-16-2008 at 12:01 AM.

10-15-2008, 11:50 PM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Where was Mama Squirrel when Bunny needed her??? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-16-2008, 01:10 AM	#6
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Blue, the correct term is "aqua-marinaded". __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-16-2008, 01:08 AM	#5
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Um, I think that bird drowned the bunny before he et it. Makes sense--he'd go down a lot easier that way.

10-16-2008, 01:21 AM	#7
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Zen, it's obvious that you watch far too much Food Channel.

10-16-2008, 04:47 AM	#8
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	Moments later.. Attached Images

10-16-2008, 06:16 AM	#9
Antimatter Belt Conveyor Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Posts: 68	A true time-saver - self-stuffing bird! Now, if only it could be taught to skin the rabbit and remove bones and intestines first this would really be a hit.

10-16-2008, 12:34 PM	#13
birdclaw putting the "g" in flight Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 145	Geez. As if I weren't already afraid enough of birds. Whats next my cat?

10-16-2008, 05:45 PM	#15
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Ugh. Heron tastes fishier than FISH

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