You killed the mayor's dog? - Page 2

Troubleshooter · 08-14-2008, 09:42 AM

There's much more vigorous discussion about it at http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=741123

Sundae · 08-14-2008, 11:32 AM

Don't you come boasting bout your other vigorous forums here!

Troubleshooter · 08-14-2008, 01:08 PM

Well, it's that or other vigorous things of mine, and that's not something generally discussed in front of ladies.

Sundae · 08-14-2008, 01:18 PM

Just tell me where those ladies are and I'll see 'em off for you. Then we can get ratted and talk filth. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

(oops, not Talk Like a Pirate Day yet is it?)

binky · 08-14-2008, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

That could replace tasering and waterboarding as a means of coercive interrogation. The brute!

Hey!! I like bagpipe music.

Urbane Guerrilla · 08-15-2008, 03:17 AM

So do I.

Did you know "When A Felon's Not Engaged In His Employment," better known as "The Policeman's Lot Is Not A Happy One" fits on the bagpipes if the player just pretends it's written in treble clef not bass?

Shawnee123 · 08-15-2008, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

Did you know "When A Felon's Not Engaged In His Employment," better known as "The Policeman's Lot Is Not A Happy One" fits on the bagpipes if the player just pretends it's written in treble clef not bass?

No, but if you hum a few bars I'll fake it.

Pa- dum- dum

ZenGum · 08-15-2008, 08:02 PM

I do have a fair tolerance of bagpipe music, I was just poking fun. :P

Although it did seem a bit odd during the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics.

TheMercenary · 08-16-2008, 08:40 AM

I love bagpipe music. My mother played it for me from before the time I could walk. Had bagpipes in my wedding.

Griff · 08-16-2008, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I love bagpipe music. My mother played it for me from before the time I could walk away. Had bagpipes in my wedding.

Fixed that.

Just kidding, I love the pipes.

TheMercenary · 08-16-2008, 08:51 AM

actually Ran away might have been more acurate.

Urbane Guerrilla · 08-22-2008, 03:06 PM

Hey, it's rumored this is why Scottish regiments were so effective in the charge -- the pipers were deployed in their rear, and were to strike in and play on cue.

And then there's the one about how sometime in the latest Dark Ages the Irish hit upon telling the Scots the pipes were a great musical instrument -- and they've been waiting twelve hundred years now for the Scots to get the joke.

@Shawnee:
"When a felon's not engaged in his employment/his employment
Or maturing his felonious little plans/little plans
His capacity for innocent enjoyment/-cent enjoyment
Is just as great as any honest man's/honest man's

Our feelings we with difficulty smother/-culty smother, when constabulary duty's to be done/to be done
Ah, take one consideration with another/with a-noth-er -- the policeman's lot is not a happy one!"

@ Zen: Seem to remember the Olympic fanfare fits on the pipes. The Kenneth Clark show Civilization's theme song definitely does. Won't even get into Beethoven's Ninth...

which it does with one tweak, a substituted note.

classicman · 08-23-2008, 10:49 PM

What the ????

TheMercenary · 08-24-2008, 11:06 AM

????

xoxoxoBruce · 08-24-2008, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

What the ????

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

????

I'm guessing alcohol.

08-14-2008, 09:42 AM	#16
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	There's much more vigorous discussion about it at http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=741123 __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

08-14-2008, 01:08 PM	#18
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	Well, it's that or other vigorous things of mine, and that's not something generally discussed in front of ladies. __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

08-15-2008, 03:17 AM	#21
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	So do I. Did you know "When A Felon's Not Engaged In His Employment," better known as "The Policeman's Lot Is Not A Happy One" fits on the bagpipes if the player just pretends it's written in treble clef not bass? __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

08-15-2008, 08:02 PM	#23
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I do have a fair tolerance of bagpipe music, I was just poking fun. :P Although it did seem a bit odd during the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-16-2008, 08:40 AM	#24
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I love bagpipe music. My mother played it for me from before the time I could walk. Had bagpipes in my wedding. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

08-14-2008, 11:32 AM	#17
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Don't you come boasting bout your other vigorous forums here!

08-14-2008, 01:18 PM	#19
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Just tell me where those ladies are and I'll see 'em off for you. Then we can get ratted and talk filth. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. (oops, not Talk Like a Pirate Day yet is it?)

08-16-2008, 08:51 AM	#26
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	actually Ran away might have been more acurate. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

08-22-2008, 03:06 PM	#27
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Hey, it's rumored this is why Scottish regiments were so effective in the charge -- the pipers were deployed in their rear, and were to strike in and play on cue. And then there's the one about how sometime in the latest Dark Ages the Irish hit upon telling the Scots the pipes were a great musical instrument -- and they've been waiting twelve hundred years now for the Scots to get the joke. @Shawnee: "When a felon's not engaged in his employment/his employment Or maturing his felonious little plans/little plans His capacity for innocent enjoyment/-cent enjoyment Is just as great as any honest man's/honest man's Our feelings we with difficulty smother/-culty smother, when constabulary duty's to be done/to be done Ah, take one consideration with another/with a-noth-er -- the policeman's lot is not a happy one!" @ Zen: Seem to remember the Olympic fanfare fits on the pipes. The Kenneth Clark show Civilization's theme song definitely does. Won't even get into Beethoven's Ninth... which it does with one tweak, a substituted note. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course. Last edited by Urbane Guerrilla; 08-22-2008 at 03:26 PM.

08-23-2008, 10:49 PM	#28
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	What the ???? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

08-24-2008, 11:06 AM	#29
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	???? __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

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