Creepy Crawlies.... - Page 4

Hoof Hearted · 10-10-2006, 09:47 PM

I sleep with my mouth closed
My spiders must go up my nose
I'm sure they are tickle-y
As their legs are all wiggle-y
but what I don't know won't hurt me, I suppose

A little misplaced from the limerick thread...but fun to do!

I actually DO sleep with my mouth closed.

DucksNuts · 10-10-2006, 11:09 PM

How do you know?

dar512 · 10-11-2006, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RellikLaerec

Did you know that on average, a person will EAT 5-6 spiders a night! I know this for a fact. Woke up a couple of times, not hungry and picking spidey legs out of my teeth!

I think it's just you, Relli. Maybe if you didn't go to bed with a mouthful of spiders, eh?

mrnoodle · 10-11-2006, 10:04 AM

Every time I visit this thread, I go:

Hoof Hearted · 10-11-2006, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

How do you know?

How do I know I sleep with my mouth closed?

I've had years of orthodontal work and now wear retainers at night. I have formed the (bad) habit of sucking my tongue between my teeth. I don't think I have described that correctly. When I sleep, my tongue fills all the space in my mouth and sort of 'sucks' my cheeks into my molars...can't do that with your mouth open.

Now, if you're asking how do we know we eat spiders when we sleep?
I don't. Not for sure...

Sundae · 10-11-2006, 11:34 AM

I don't have a problem with the size of any of our home-grown spiders, not sure how I'd feel about ones big enough to hear the crunch when you stepped on them.

I get really spindly wispy-looking spiders in my bathroom. I doubt anyone could be scared of them. I was tempted to look them up online, thinking they might be more impressive close-up, then realised cohabiting is probably easier if you don't pry into your flatmates' secret life.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-11-2006, 01:12 PM

You're a very wise woman.

HungLikeJesus · 06-25-2008, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Well, we certainly have them, but they generally dont live on the dunny seat, under it sure...not on it.

I need to get a pic of a White Tail, thats the only one that scares the be-jesus out of me...that and the Tiger Snakes that live 'round here.

DN, I'm still waiting for a picture of a White Tail and a tiger snake.

We don't have too many creepy crawlies around here, unless you count rattlesnakes. Well, we do get lots of mice/voles/moles/ and packrats in the house.

[This has been another SteveDallas random thread pick.]

DucksNuts · 06-25-2008, 11:42 PM

Ok, ok....will lift my game this summer

dar512 · 06-26-2008, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

DN, I'm still waiting for a picture of a White Tail and a tiger snake.

We don't have too many creepy crawlies around here, unless you count rattlesnakes. Well, we do get lots of mice/voles/moles/ and packrats in the house.

[This has been another SteveDallas random thread pick.]

Well thank you so much for reawakening my nightmare.

Happy Monkey · 06-26-2008, 12:56 PM

BigV · 06-26-2008, 05:14 PM

Man,

BigV · 06-26-2008, 05:15 PM

I

BigV · 06-26-2008, 05:18 PM

*love*

BigV · 06-26-2008, 05:19 PM

this

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