On Report - Page 9

Elspode · 04-01-2008, 11:14 PM

So, who's a guy gotta fuck to get on report around here? Jeezus.

I mean...Jesus?

lumberjim · 04-01-2008, 11:56 PM

you're on report for making me picture you fucking a guy.

damn you .

damn you straight to hell

I know you didnt say 'what guy do i have to fuck to get on report'...but thats what my belligerent homophobic side heard and took offense to.

better safe than sorry.

lumberjim · 04-02-2008, 12:03 AM

the pope of being on report called.

he said you are all absolved. everyone is off of report as of 1:17 AM EST April 2nd 2008. I don't know what the special occasion is....but, I don't make the rules. Cicero, erase your list. it's a new beginning. or...the end of the world... i can't be bothered to differentiate.

~~~~end of missive~~~~

elSicomoro · 04-02-2008, 12:35 AM

Well that's no fun...fuck the pope!

Cicero · 04-02-2008, 12:36 PM

That's funny because I just spoke with the On Report pope,11:20 SMT 4/02/02,and he said I should take a hard look at putting everyone that has posted in this thread On Report. Effective immediately.

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=16947

Uuugh...that's ugly....nevermind..carry on.

spudcon · 04-02-2008, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

I think you'll find there's a queue.

I'll wait.

binky · 04-02-2008, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore

Well that's no fun...fuck the pope!

Think we should leave that to Elspode?

Razzmatazz13 · 04-03-2008, 12:27 AM

I thought he said he was doing Jesus though?

regular.joe · 04-03-2008, 01:21 AM

Yea, fuck the pope!!! Does He have a Drill Sergeant Hat?????

FUCK NO!

lushchocolateswirl · 04-03-2008, 07:27 AM

So what's the report stuff all about .........I don't get it?

classicman · 04-03-2008, 07:53 AM

And for that....YOU are now on report till you figure it out!

lumberjim · 04-03-2008, 08:25 AM

that's report abuse, classic. You're on report, yourself.

Elspode · 04-03-2008, 09:11 AM

I think we need On Report Cards...so we know how well we're doing at being on report.

LabRat · 04-03-2008, 09:17 AM

HEY!!!

WTF? You playing hookey from work today, Mr.?

Elspode · 04-03-2008, 09:23 AM

I like to use my vacation days being sick. Its grand.

04-01-2008, 11:14 PM	#121
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	So, who's a guy gotta fuck to get on report around here? Jeezus. I mean...Jesus? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

04-01-2008, 11:56 PM	#122
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	you're on report for making me picture you fucking a guy. damn you . damn you straight to hell I know you didnt say 'what guy do i have to fuck to get on report'...but thats what my belligerent homophobic side heard and took offense to. better safe than sorry. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-02-2008, 12:03 AM	#123
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	special dispensation the pope of being on report called. he said you are all absolved. everyone is off of report as of 1:17 AM EST April 2nd 2008. I don't know what the special occasion is....but, I don't make the rules. Cicero, erase your list. it's a new beginning. or...the end of the world... i can't be bothered to differentiate. ~~~~end of missive~~~~ __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-02-2008, 12:36 PM	#125
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	That's funny because I just spoke with the On Report pope,11:20 SMT 4/02/02,and he said I should take a hard look at putting everyone that has posted in this thread On Report. Effective immediately. http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=16947 Uuugh...that's ugly....nevermind..carry on. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

04-03-2008, 12:27 AM	#128
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	I thought he said he was doing Jesus though? __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

04-02-2008, 12:35 AM	#124
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Well that's no fun...fuck the pope!

04-03-2008, 01:21 AM	#129
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	Yea, fuck the pope!!! Does He have a Drill Sergeant Hat????? FUCK NO! __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

04-03-2008, 07:27 AM	#130
lushchocolateswirl Hi just me Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 108	So what's the report stuff all about .........I don't get it? __________________ silence is golden , duct tape is silver

04-03-2008, 07:53 AM	#131
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	And for that....YOU are now on report till you figure it out! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-03-2008, 08:25 AM	#132
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	that's report abuse, classic. You're on report, yourself. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-03-2008, 09:11 AM	#133
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I think we need On Report Cards...so we know how well we're doing at being on report. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

04-03-2008, 09:17 AM	#134
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	HEY!!! WTF? You playing hookey from work today, Mr.? __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

04-03-2008, 09:23 AM	#135
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I like to use my vacation days being sick. Its grand. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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