[help] Volleyball team name

Dingleschmutz · 03-25-2008, 08:32 AM

We need a team name for our company volleyball team. Bonus points if it's funny and relates to crops or bad weather, especially hail (I work in crop insurance, it's even less interesting than it sounds). But really just so long as it pushes the envelope but is something we could get away with having on the back of our t-shirts, I'm interested. I guess you guys don't have a rep system here, but I'll give mad mental rep points to the winner.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-25-2008, 10:56 AM

Ball Busters.

Shawnee123 · 03-25-2008, 11:00 AM

The Crop Circle Jerks

Me So Corny

Hail in a Handbasket

Happy Monkey · 03-25-2008, 11:10 AM

Wilson!

SteveDallas · 03-25-2008, 11:21 AM

At a former workplace there was a volleyball team organized by someone named Daihung. They ended up calling themselves Only The Good Dai Hung.

Yeah, I know, that doesn't help you.

Dingleschmutz · 03-25-2008, 11:28 AM

The front runners so far are The Silage Patch Kids, Hail's Bales, and The Hail Caesars, with The Hail Caesars having a slight edge. Mostly because it lends itself to a Toga Party and drunken catchphrases like "Et tu Brute??". I do like Hail in a Handbasket though.

Flint · 03-25-2008, 11:30 AM

Volleyball? Jolly Balls.

icileparadise · 03-25-2008, 11:30 AM

THUNDERCLAPPERS!

You're supposed to clap your opponents points and lack of them.

No huh?

barefoot serpent · 03-25-2008, 11:45 AM

Hail Marys

Hail Raisers (Razors?)

Dingleschmutz · 03-25-2008, 11:50 AM

Hail Marys? That could be fun. You only go to hell for that if you're Catholic, right?

Hail Raisers was our name last year. Can't decide if we want to change it up or not. Someone's already working on a logo, but I think it looks like a constipated golfball.

Sheldonrs · 03-25-2008, 11:52 AM

The Hail Crops?

(Isn't there a comet called Hale Bop?)

Fulla crop?

lookout123 · 03-25-2008, 12:31 PM

Carniverous Crop Crushers
Crop for Brains

and my favorite crop unrelated name...

The Multiple Scorgasms

barefoot serpent · 03-25-2008, 12:53 PM

The Beatdowns

Kornhailios

warch · 03-25-2008, 01:20 PM

Rotators

Cultivators

Blowdown

Bad Yield

Farm Accident (stolen band name...sorry)

Agri-(we mean) Bidnezz

Plow

lookout123 · 03-25-2008, 01:38 PM

kultivated krushers

Get Plowed

03-25-2008, 08:32 AM	#1
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	[help] Volleyball team name We need a team name for our company volleyball team. Bonus points if it's funny and relates to crops or bad weather, especially hail (I work in crop insurance, it's even less interesting than it sounds). But really just so long as it pushes the envelope but is something we could get away with having on the back of our t-shirts, I'm interested. I guess you guys don't have a rep system here, but I'll give mad mental rep points to the winner.

03-25-2008, 10:56 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Ball Busters. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-25-2008, 11:00 AM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	The Crop Circle Jerks Me So Corny Hail in a Handbasket __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-25-2008, 11:10 AM	#4
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Wilson! __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

03-25-2008, 11:30 AM	#7
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Volleyball? Jolly Balls. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-25-2008, 11:21 AM	#5
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	At a former workplace there was a volleyball team organized by someone named Daihung. They ended up calling themselves Only The Good Dai Hung. Yeah, I know, that doesn't help you.

03-25-2008, 11:28 AM	#6
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	The front runners so far are The Silage Patch Kids, Hail's Bales, and The Hail Caesars, with The Hail Caesars having a slight edge. Mostly because it lends itself to a Toga Party and drunken catchphrases like "Et tu Brute??". I do like Hail in a Handbasket though.

03-25-2008, 11:30 AM	#8
icileparadise Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Swiss Mountains Posts: 96	THUNDERCLAPPERS! You're supposed to clap your opponents points and lack of them. No huh?

03-25-2008, 11:45 AM	#9
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	Hail Marys Hail Raisers (Razors?) __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

03-25-2008, 11:50 AM	#10
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	Hail Marys? That could be fun. You only go to hell for that if you're Catholic, right? Hail Raisers was our name last year. Can't decide if we want to change it up or not. Someone's already working on a logo, but I think it looks like a constipated golfball.

03-25-2008, 11:52 AM	#11
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	The Hail Crops? (Isn't there a comet called Hale Bop?) Fulla crop? __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-25-2008, 12:31 PM	#12
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Carniverous Crop Crushers Crop for Brains and my favorite crop unrelated name... The Multiple Scorgasms __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

03-25-2008, 12:53 PM	#13
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	The Beatdowns Kornhailios __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

03-25-2008, 01:20 PM	#14
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	Rotators Cultivators Blowdown Bad Yield Farm Accident (stolen band name...sorry) Agri-(we mean) Bidnezz Plow

03-25-2008, 01:38 PM	#15
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	kultivated krushers Get Plowed __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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