He was pissed - Page 3

ZenGum · 01-09-2008, 09:57 PM

at all you invisible inkers.

If a cow's head will win back your ex's love ... what do you reckon you could get if you sent someone a whale penis? 'cause I know this really hot chick that I don't know how to approach ... should I try it?

Aliantha · 01-09-2008, 10:26 PM

If it's someone from this site that you've got your eye on, you should definitely do it.

HungLikeJesus · 01-09-2008, 11:02 PM

Those of you saying he was crazy are ignoring the fact that it worked.

Shawnee123 · 01-10-2008, 09:40 AM

And he got his prize back: a woman so understanding that the mailing of a cow's head is of little consequence in the long term ups and down that any relationship will experience.

Excuse me, I need a tissue.

The invisi-posts were the funniest things in a long time!

binky · 01-10-2008, 09:57 AM

aint love grand, shawnee?

Shawnee123 · 01-10-2008, 09:59 AM

lol...I wouldn't know. (Hey, does the Cow Head Correspondent make good money?)

Shawnee123 · 01-10-2008, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

at all you invisible inkers.

If a cow's head will win back your ex's love ... what do you reckon you could get if you sent someone a whale penis? 'cause I know this really hot chick that I don't know how to approach ... should I try it?

Awww shucks, Zen...I would be honored to receive your, errr, whale penis. Oh, you didn't mean me?

Spexxvet · 01-10-2008, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

What is the crime? I mean, seriously, is there a law against mailing animal part to people?

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Apparently.

"Dead animals or parts of animals"

Page 17:

http://www.usps.com/cpim/ftp/pubs/pub52.pdf

He should have used UPS. And maybe cooked it, first:

Quote:

The "Montgomery Inn Experience" is so special that we take great effort to get it to you fast and fresh. Out entire line of products are carefully packages in order to deliver it to you overnight. Bottles of Montgomery Inn Barbecue Sauce are shipped via ground transit (unless otherwise specified) becuase they are non-perishable.

He just should have sent Cow Tails. Naw - wouldn't have carried the same message...

BigV · 01-10-2008, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Those of you saying he was crazy are ignoring the fact that it worked.

If by "it" you mean their continued marriage. I would say that "it" worked either despite or because of the cowhead.... we can't say.

HungLikeJesus · 01-11-2008, 12:44 AM

Maybe he meant it as a partial dowry.

ZenGum · 01-11-2008, 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Maybe he meant it as a partial dowry.

But really it was a partial cow-ry.

Their love had gone cold, in fact it was friesian, but this has steered them back together. Udderwise, the relationship was pasture its time.

Trilby · 01-11-2008, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

But really it was a partial cow-ry.

Their love had gone cold, in fact it was friesian, but this has steered them back together. Udderwise, the relationship was pasture its time.

and now my day is complete.

Sundae · 01-11-2008, 07:53 AM

I considered sending half a pig's head to my love rival once.
I was walking round a meat market and the little piggies heads really made me laugh. They weren't that expensive either. She'd been very rude about me the week before and it struck me as a funny way to get even.

What can I say, I didn't do it in the end.

TheMercenary · 01-11-2008, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I considered sending half a pig's head to my love rival once.
I was walking round a meat market and the little piggies heads really made me laugh. They weren't that expensive either. She'd been very rude about me the week before and it struck me as a funny way to get even.

What can I say, I didn't do it in the end.

Chicken?

DanaC · 01-11-2008, 02:28 PM

I gotta say...last time I saw a pig's head at a butchers it damn near turned me veggie again.

01-09-2008, 09:57 PM	#31
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	at all you invisible inkers. If a cow's head will win back your ex's love ... what do you reckon you could get if you sent someone a whale penis? 'cause I know this really hot chick that I don't know how to approach ... should I try it? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-09-2008, 10:26 PM	#32
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	If it's someone from this site that you've got your eye on, you should definitely do it. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-09-2008, 11:02 PM	#33
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Those of you saying he was crazy are ignoring the fact that it worked. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

01-10-2008, 09:57 AM	#35
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	aint love grand, shawnee? __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

01-11-2008, 12:44 AM	#40
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Maybe he meant it as a partial dowry. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

01-10-2008, 09:40 AM	#34
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	And he got his prize back: a woman so understanding that the mailing of a cow's head is of little consequence in the long term ups and down that any relationship will experience. Excuse me, I need a tissue. The invisi-posts were the funniest things in a long time!

01-10-2008, 09:59 AM	#36
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	lol...I wouldn't know. (Hey, does the Cow Head Correspondent make good money?)

01-11-2008, 07:53 AM	#43
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I considered sending half a pig's head to my love rival once. I was walking round a meat market and the little piggies heads really made me laugh. They weren't that expensive either. She'd been very rude about me the week before and it struck me as a funny way to get even. What can I say, I didn't do it in the end. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-11-2008, 02:28 PM	#45
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I gotta say...last time I saw a pig's head at a butchers it damn near turned me veggie again.

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