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Constitutional Scholar
Join Date: Dec 2002
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OUCH!!!
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Franklin Pierce
Join Date: Oct 2006
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This is a fully functional babe lair
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Man killed in wood-chipper accident
template_bas template_bas The Anaheim resident was working with a tree-trimming crew in Tustin. He was throwing branches into the machine one moment, authorities say, and then suddenly 'he was gone.' By Tony Barboza, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer 10:15 AM PST, November 8, 2007 Authorities in Orange County are working to recover the remains of a 24-year-old Anaheim man who was killed Wednesday in a wood chipper accident in Tustin. The tree service worker "was standing at the back end of the chipper, throwing branches into it with his co-workers nearby," said Sgt. Pat Welch of the Tustin Police Department. "One of them looked over, and he was gone." Authorities took the wood chipper and the truck attached to it to a parking structure at the coroner's office, where they plan to dismantle it. The accident, which happened about 4 p.m. in the 2600 block of Palmetto Avenue in Tustin, is being investigated by the California Division of Occupational Safety and Health, authorities said. The man's name was being withheld until his family was notified. "We'll just be trying to gather as much of the remains as we can," said Supervising Deputy Coroner Larry Esslinger. Thirty-one people have been killed in wood chipper accidents between 1992 and 2002, according to a 2005 Journal of the American Medical Assn. report. |
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Do I have to be the first to say Fargo...?
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Beat me to it.
Marge Gunderson: So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don't you know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well, I just don't understand it |
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Constitutional Scholar
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ocala, FL
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Man, the guy just disappeared in one second. One second he was a person, and the next he was a stain inside the chute.
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I always thought bodies were made for wood chippers or vice versa.
In fact I watched the latest David Cronenberg Eastern Promises last night, with HM and his brother and slightly spooked HM Bro. (Slight spoiler) I said,"Oh I loved the bit when he cut his fingers off with secateurs, ever since my parents got some to prune the roses I've thought how easily they would work on fingers!" HM knows I have a slightly macabre mind but poor HM Bro isn't used to that sort of cheerful admittance.
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Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac |
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Read? I only know how to write.
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Composting. Just add lime.
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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And the shame of all of it is, he was saving money to go to school to become a tree surgeon.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Dallas, TX
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Fargo?
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
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poor fella.
" ' ; ; ; . . . Varrrrooooommmmm! Varrrooooooooooooooooooooommmmmm...
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Will his family be claiming his tan Cutlass Sierra?
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Reminds me of the guy who ran straight through a screen door.
He strained himself.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Carl Showalter: That's it, then. You can have my truck. I'm takin' the Ciera.
Gaear Grimsrud: We split that. Carl Showalter: [pause] How'dya split a fucking car, ya dummy? With a fucking chainsaw? Gaear Grimsrud: One of us pays the other for half. Carl Showalter: Hold on! No fucking way! You fuckin' notice this? I got fuckin' shot! I got fuckin' shot in the face! I went and got the fuckin' money; I got shot fuckin' picking it up. I've been up for thirty-six fucking hours! I'm taking' that fuckin' car! That fucker's mine! You fucking asshole! What a movie! I love the Coens ![]() |
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