You sound like a horny moose!

ZenGum · 10-08-2007, 04:26 AM

The way I found the cellar was by googling "horny moose" which lead to the IotD from October 19 2004.
Why was I googling "horny moose"? Wellllll....
Where I work the stairwell has remarkable acoustics. I demonstrated this to a colleague by making a whhoooooooooo noise to get the reverberation. She, being a zany Canadian, replied, "you sound like a horny moose." I, being a jackass, replied "I bet you say that to all the boys." Then I thought of a better one, which I shared "yes, but I'm hung like a horny mouse."
Since then I have produced a one-liner reply to the straight line "you sound like a horny moose" EVERY WEEK for the last four months or so. But now I'm really running out. Which was why I googled "horny moose". And although I didn't find a big list of horny moose jokes, I DID find a group of witty punsters and groaning jokers. So I am throwing the line out to all cellarbrities, give me your witty responses.
Mine so far have included:

I bet you say that to all the boys

Yes but I'm hung like a horny mouse

They're not horns - they're antlers

(Pats front of trousers) Yeah, and that's not the only resemblance

Yeah, but its the pheromones that are really driving you nuts

True, but I taste like a chocolate mousse

Well that might explain all those randy lady mooses around my apartment last night

Yes, but pound like a horny monkey (hand action).

(Disney voice) H-O-R ..... N-E-Y .... M-O-O-S-E.... (squeaky) Hi Kids, its another week of the Horney moose show...

Yes, Horny Mousse, the new hair-styling product from Clari-elk

Well, that might explain why I had a DEER TICK on my BALLS last week ... TRUE STORY! (and have the photos to prove it)

I just do it to amoose myself

Sooo, you up for a moostache ride then?

Dammit woman, don't you know a horny wombat when you hear one?

I think there's been more but I can't remember.

So ... any suggestions?

Mockingbird · 10-08-2007, 04:48 AM

That's got to be pretty difficult to keep up with. I arrived here in sort of the same way, I was looking for a long dead riddle-website to try to solve it again.

Unfortunately, I can't think of any moose retorts. : /

Aliantha · 10-08-2007, 05:09 AM

Did you say you saw a deer? I think you're moostaken.

monster · 10-08-2007, 07:03 AM

I think I need to see the rick photo for inspiration....

monster · 10-08-2007, 07:04 AM

Nearer Christmas you can try

"you're just trying to get me under the moosletoe"

Cloud · 10-08-2007, 08:50 AM

"and you would know this how?" (arch eyebrow)

jinx · 10-08-2007, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockingbird

I was looking for a long dead riddle-website to try to solve it again.

This is not porn?

lumberjim · 10-08-2007, 09:36 AM

this is not mooseknuckle, i think

Mockingbird · 10-08-2007, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx

This is not porn?

Yeah. Interesting stuff. I emailed the creator back and forth, the references to one of my favorite authors, Haurki Murakami, were all over the place.

I had heard that it was finished and they were going to start a video collection of impressions that the site made on people around the world. I got side tracked here, though.

ZenGum · 10-09-2007, 09:41 AM

Come on Cellar dwellers! Three new gags? I anticipated better. I am casting my eye over the recent "Who is the funniest Cellar dweller" thread, and noting the absence of some who have reputations to uphold. No names are being mentioned ... yet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

I think I need to see the rick (sic- "tick" ED.) photo for inspiration....

OK, if I get three more good (well half-decent) horny moose gags, I will post the picture of the tick on my scrotum for you all to have a chuckle at my misfortune.

What more could you possibly ask for?

Hey Undertoad, is there any chance that would get IotD?

monster · 10-09-2007, 10:05 AM

who gets to judge?

monster · 10-09-2007, 10:16 AM

.....wait til you hear my horny whale
.....at least I don't look like a horny moose ...and I can be quiet.....
.....you moost be mistaken
.....it's moosic to your ears, isn't it?
.....you bitch, my moose died at the WTC on 9/11.......

oh and the typo was just missing a p.......... :p

ZenGum · 10-09-2007, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

.....wait til you hear my horny whale
.....at least I don't look like a horny moose ...and I can be quiet.....
.....you moost be mistaken
.....it's moosic to your ears, isn't it?
.....you bitch, my moose died at the WTC on 9/11.......

oh and the typo was just missing a p.......... :p

OK, you've earned it. I'm going to start a new thread so I can mark it NSFW (as if horny moose jokes are safe for work anyway, but I don't want to get anyone in trouble...). Give me a moment.

Also I was wondering about the typo: tick, dick, prick??
Thanks for the jokes.

ZenGum · 10-09-2007, 11:31 AM

See Tick/Dick Pic thread for your due reward

toranokaze · 10-09-2007, 12:50 PM

... do you hear this often
...do you care to lend a hand to the problem
...Thats nothing you should hear my randy turkey
...and that what; brings back memory's of your first time?

10-08-2007, 04:26 AM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	You sound like a horny moose! The way I found the cellar was by googling "horny moose" which lead to the IotD from October 19 2004. Why was I googling "horny moose"? Wellllll.... Where I work the stairwell has remarkable acoustics. I demonstrated this to a colleague by making a whhoooooooooo noise to get the reverberation. She, being a zany Canadian, replied, "you sound like a horny moose." I, being a jackass, replied "I bet you say that to all the boys." Then I thought of a better one, which I shared "yes, but I'm hung like a horny mouse." Since then I have produced a one-liner reply to the straight line "you sound like a horny moose" EVERY WEEK for the last four months or so. But now I'm really running out. Which was why I googled "horny moose". And although I didn't find a big list of horny moose jokes, I DID find a group of witty punsters and groaning jokers. So I am throwing the line out to all cellarbrities, give me your witty responses. Mine so far have included: I bet you say that to all the boys Yes but I'm hung like a horny mouse They're not horns - they're antlers (Pats front of trousers) Yeah, and that's not the only resemblance Yeah, but its the pheromones that are really driving you nuts True, but I taste like a chocolate mousse Well that might explain all those randy lady mooses around my apartment last night Yes, but pound like a horny monkey (hand action). (Disney voice) H-O-R ..... N-E-Y .... M-O-O-S-E.... (squeaky) Hi Kids, its another week of the Horney moose show... Yes, Horny Mousse, the new hair-styling product from Clari-elk Well, that might explain why I had a DEER TICK on my BALLS last week ... TRUE STORY! (and have the photos to prove it) I just do it to amoose myself Sooo, you up for a moostache ride then? Dammit woman, don't you know a horny wombat when you hear one? I think there's been more but I can't remember. So ... any suggestions? Last edited by ZenGum; 10-08-2007 at 05:11 AM. Reason: The devil made me do it

10-08-2007, 04:48 AM	#2
Mockingbird Master of hand to mouth living Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Tulsa, Okla Posts: 189	That's got to be pretty difficult to keep up with. I arrived here in sort of the same way, I was looking for a long dead riddle-website to try to solve it again. Unfortunately, I can't think of any moose retorts. : / __________________ When you're low it's either wave that flag or stand there empty-handed. -- Achewood

10-08-2007, 05:09 AM	#3
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Did you say you saw a deer? I think you're moostaken. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-08-2007, 07:03 AM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I think I need to see the rick photo for inspiration.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-08-2007, 07:04 AM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Nearer Christmas you can try "you're just trying to get me under the moosletoe" __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-08-2007, 08:50 AM	#6
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	"and you would know this how?" (arch eyebrow) __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

10-08-2007, 09:36 AM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	this is not mooseknuckle, i think __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-09-2007, 10:05 AM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	who gets to judge? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-09-2007, 10:16 AM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	.....wait til you hear my horny whale .....at least I don't look like a horny moose ...and I can be quiet..... .....you moost be mistaken .....it's moosic to your ears, isn't it? .....you bitch, my moose died at the WTC on 9/11....... oh and the typo was just missing a p.......... :p __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-09-2007, 11:31 AM	#14
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	See Tick/Dick Pic thread for your due reward

10-09-2007, 12:50 PM	#15
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	... do you hear this often ...do you care to lend a hand to the problem ...Thats nothing you should hear my randy turkey ...and that what; brings back memory's of your first time?

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