Do you know the alphabet?

Shawnee123 · 08-30-2007, 12:40 PM

Recite it. Now.
What should we do with it? Explain your answers.

HungLikeJesus · 08-30-2007, 12:44 PM

The interesting thing about the alphabet (any alphabet, really) is that we can use just a small set of characters to represent a huge range of sounds, and by combining them, almost any idea one can think of.

Compare this to Kanji, for example, and you can see that the alphabet is a great invention.

I'm voting 'yes.'

Flint · 08-30-2007, 12:47 PM

I disagree! I think we should use it to fashion blunt objects.
When people speak out in favor of the wrong things, we can bludgeon them with it.

yesman065 · 08-30-2007, 12:50 PM

or we could hook a bunch of letters together and make a chain out of it to tow stuff.

Shawnee123 · 08-30-2007, 12:50 PM

YOU GUYS ARE OBVOUSLILY WRONG.

Think of the children, why can't you think of the children?

HungLikeJesus · 08-30-2007, 12:52 PM

Flint made baby Jesus cry.

Flint · 08-30-2007, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Think of the children, why can't you think of the children?

What are children, if not lumps of mashed-up letters?
Your precious alphabet is sucking the life out of our children.

Shawnee123 · 08-30-2007, 12:53 PM

Flint makes everyone cry.

HungLikeJesus · 08-30-2007, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

What are children, if not lumps of mashed-up letters?
Your precious alphabet is sucking the life out of our children.

So, babies are stuffed with alphabets, struggling to escape.

That explains the noise.

Shawnee123 · 08-30-2007, 12:55 PM

If you would follow the teachings in Da Book, you would know you are headed down the path to hell.

HungLikeJesus · 08-30-2007, 12:58 PM

You are right. From now on my posts will contain no alphabets.

Shawnee123 · 08-30-2007, 12:58 PM

im in ur postz, stealin' ur alphabetz

lumberjim · 08-30-2007, 01:01 PM

SOUP!

Flint · 08-30-2007, 01:05 PM

SOUPFIG

Shawnee123 · 08-30-2007, 01:07 PM

WTLame? Really.

08-30-2007, 12:40 PM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Do you know the alphabet? Recite it. Now. What should we do with it? Explain your answers. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-30-2007, 12:44 PM	#2
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	The interesting thing about the alphabet (any alphabet, really) is that we can use just a small set of characters to represent a huge range of sounds, and by combining them, almost any idea one can think of. Compare this to Kanji, for example, and you can see that the alphabet is a great invention. I'm voting 'yes.' __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

08-30-2007, 12:47 PM	#3
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I disagree! I think we should use it to fashion blunt objects. When people speak out in favor of the wrong things, we can bludgeon them with it. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

08-30-2007, 12:50 PM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	YOU GUYS ARE OBVOUSLILY WRONG. Think of the children, why can't you think of the children? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-30-2007, 12:52 PM	#6
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Flint made baby Jesus cry. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

08-30-2007, 12:50 PM	#4
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	or we could hook a bunch of letters together and make a chain out of it to tow stuff.

08-30-2007, 12:53 PM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Flint makes everyone cry. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-30-2007, 12:55 PM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	If you would follow the teachings in Da Book, you would know you are headed down the path to hell. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-30-2007, 12:58 PM	#11
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	You are right. From now on my posts will contain no alphabets. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

08-30-2007, 12:58 PM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	im in ur postz, stealin' ur alphabetz __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-30-2007, 01:01 PM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	SOUP! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-30-2007, 01:05 PM	#14
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	SOUPFIG __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

08-30-2007, 01:07 PM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	WTLame? Really. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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