August 15, 2007: Duct tape bandit

Undertoad · 08-15-2007, 07:20 PM

All he wanted to do was rob a West Virginia liquor store, and now he's earning worldwide renown for the creativity of his disguise. Being called the "duct tape bandit", he completely failed to get away with anything. Here's what he looks like when not taped up:

Much better with the tape, really.

Quote:

Shamrock Liquors store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own, but his was wrapped around a wooden club that sent the robber fleeing, according to a report by WSAZ-TV in Huntington, W.Va.

Store employee Craig Miller said he chased the man to the parking lot, tackled him and held him in a choke hold until police arrived. A customer also helped, police said.

Kasey G. Kazee, 24, of Ashland, was charged with first-degree robbery, according to Ashland Police Sgt. Mark McDowell.

Kazee, in an interview with the TV station, denied he was the bandit who robbed the store of two rolls of change. He pleaded not guilty Monday and bond was set at $250,000.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-15-2007, 08:05 PM

That's not Bill Steele, that's Stu... Stu Pidass.

Sheldonrs · 08-15-2007, 08:31 PM

If I looked like that I'd wear duct tape all the time.

Weird Harold · 08-15-2007, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

If I looked like that I'd wear duct tape all the time.

Unfortunately I just don't have the cheek bones to pull of that look.

Clodfobble · 08-15-2007, 08:40 PM

Pull it off? No no NO, that's the part you would never, ever want to do.

Gravdigr · 08-15-2007, 11:37 PM

Ok...I'll be 'that' guy: I wish I had that on tape. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahah. Ha.

SPUCK · 08-16-2007, 02:59 AM

I don't see much difference on OR off..

DanaC · 08-16-2007, 06:00 AM

Gravdigr, that was entirely uncalled for.

Chickenings · 08-16-2007, 07:06 AM

Do you think he walked in and said 'This is a stick up!' ???

smurfalicious · 08-16-2007, 07:49 AM

My first reaction: what a fucking tool.

But then, I guess there's a whole subculture of duct tape wearing freaks...

Hillrick · 08-16-2007, 08:18 AM

if they pulled the tape off slowly or one quick yank!

Spexxvet · 08-16-2007, 10:26 AM

It makes sense to me ..... he used tape to hold up the bank. It shoulda been a snap - he shoulda nailed it, but he screwed it up. Then, the nut bolted.

Shawnee123 · 08-16-2007, 10:28 AM

spexx

btw, I call "freak of nature" on this guy.

smurfalicious · 08-16-2007, 11:12 AM

It gets better... watch the video

jester · 08-16-2007, 12:13 PM

What a sticky situation.

08-15-2007, 08:05 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's not Bill Steele, that's Stu... Stu Pidass. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-15-2007, 08:31 PM	#3
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	If I looked like that I'd wear duct tape all the time. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

08-16-2007, 07:49 AM	#10
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	My first reaction: what a fucking tool. But then, I guess there's a whole subculture of duct tape wearing freaks... __________________

08-16-2007, 08:18 AM	#11
Hillrick Ender of Vendors Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 44	I just wonder... if they pulled the tape off slowly or one quick yank!

08-16-2007, 10:26 AM	#12
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	It makes sense to me ..... he used tape to hold up the bank. It shoulda been a snap - he shoulda nailed it, but he screwed it up. Then, the nut bolted. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

08-15-2007, 08:40 PM	#5
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Pull it off? No no NO, that's the part you would never, ever want to do.

08-15-2007, 11:37 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Ok...I'll be 'that' guy: I wish I had that on tape. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahah. Ha.

08-16-2007, 02:59 AM	#7
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	I don't see much difference on OR off..

08-16-2007, 06:00 AM	#8
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Gravdigr, that was entirely uncalled for.

08-16-2007, 07:06 AM	#9
Chickenings "You don't understand, those boys killed my dog" Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, England Posts: 5	Do you think he walked in and said 'This is a stick up!' ???

08-16-2007, 10:28 AM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	spexx btw, I call "freak of nature" on this guy. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-16-2007, 11:12 AM	#14
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	It gets better... watch the video __________________

08-16-2007, 12:13 PM	#15
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	What a sticky situation.

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