June 22, 2007: Hippo as pet?! - Page 2

mfrasier31 · 06-24-2007, 01:16 AM

Great, now I have to find a way to work that great phrase, "Shit-flicking monstrocities" into conversation.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-24-2007, 01:11 PM

Welcome to the Cellar mfrasier31.

What... you never talk about your inlaws?

Cyclefrance · 06-25-2007, 01:32 AM

Strange, that with all that affection for mud they have, you never see one at Glastonbury

artemis05 · 06-25-2007, 05:46 AM

baby got back

Talanga · 06-28-2007, 08:32 AM

Retromingent – we use that word together with anal retentive, i.e. he's AR and retromingent. Ouch! Lovely, happy hippo.

Rexmons · 06-28-2007, 10:03 AM

1. It's not piss it's sweetned coffee

2. Hippop's kill more people in Africa than any other animal. People have reported finding lions and crocodiles bitten in half by a hippo.

HungLikeJesus · 06-28-2007, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Rexmons

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2. Hippop's kill more people in Africa than any other animal. People have reported finding lions and crocodiles bitten in half by a hippo.

Do you mean hiphop?

Shawnee123 · 06-28-2007, 11:30 AM

Yo, hippo my homey.

Freshness Dated · 06-28-2007, 12:39 PM

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To mark territory, hippos spin their tails while defecating to distribute their excrement over the greatest possible area.

With the weather getting hot lately, a constipated hippo could be used as a local cooling fan. Strategically placed, 1 hippo per 800 square feet should just about do it. Orient spinning hindquarters to direct cooling air flow and angle down roughly at a 10 degree angle and voila!

xoxoxoBruce · 06-28-2007, 02:40 PM

Welcome to the Cellar, Freshness Dated.

That's a pretty risky plan considering you never know when the dam will break.

SPUCK · 06-29-2007, 05:46 AM

Yeah, spin spin spin spin spin

CHOMP!

06-24-2007, 01:11 PM	#17
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Welcome to the Cellar mfrasier31. What... you never talk about your inlaws? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-25-2007, 01:32 AM	#18
Cyclefrance Pump my ride! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England Posts: 1,890	Strange, that with all that affection for mud they have, you never see one at Glastonbury __________________ Always sufficient hills - never sufficient gears

06-25-2007, 05:46 AM	#19
artemis05 feed the fire Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 30	baby got back __________________ "you can't give up hope just because something is hopeless. you have to hope even more and cover your ears and go 'blah blah blah blah blah'"

06-28-2007, 10:03 AM	#21
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	1. It's not piss it's sweetned coffee 2. Hippop's kill more people in Africa than any other animal. People have reported finding lions and crocodiles bitten in half by a hippo. __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

06-28-2007, 11:30 AM	#23
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Yo, hippo my homey. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-24-2007, 01:16 AM	#16
mfrasier31 Kinda New Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1	Great, now I have to find a way to work that great phrase, "Shit-flicking monstrocities" into conversation.

06-28-2007, 08:32 AM	#20
Talanga Person Who Has Posted Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2	Retromingent – we use that word together with anal retentive, i.e. he's AR and retromingent. Ouch! Lovely, happy hippo.

06-28-2007, 02:40 PM	#25
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Welcome to the Cellar, Freshness Dated. That's a pretty risky plan considering you never know when the dam will break. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-29-2007, 05:46 AM	#26
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	Yeah, spin spin spin spin spin CHOMP!

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