Right-Wing Assholes - Page 5

Sheldonrs · 03-29-2007, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

Well, if anybody thought I was a dick when I joined, I guess you can look at this thread and say, "Oh, this is what Flint's dick looks like!"

Pics?!! Where's the pics?!!!

lol!!!

Flint · 03-29-2007, 12:58 PM

QUACQ!

Sheldonrs · 03-29-2007, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

QUACQ!

OINK!

(pronounced Aardvark)

hehehe

TheMercenary · 03-29-2007, 03:14 PM

Ok, I am an asshole. Thanks fellas. Glad to be your new resident asshole.

TheMercenary · 03-29-2007, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

That's why he wasn't being an asshole, but you were. He was correct that you weren't getting it. By quoting him here, you confirm that you still weren't getting it.

Or I don't really give a shit, well.... because I am an asshole.

TheMercenary · 03-29-2007, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beestie

I don't think you realize exactly what you are dealing with. Yet.

Yea watch out, it could just be another asshole...:p

xoxoxoBruce · 03-29-2007, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Actually I prefer being called Shel. It's how I sign notes, etc.
But if you ever want to piss me off, call me "Shelly".

btw, it's been a LOOOOONG time since I was tailgated too. I'm mostly a top so I do the tailgating. hehehe

When I hear the name Shel, the first thing that comes to mind is Shel Silverstein, one very, very funny man. Come to think of it, he's bald too.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-29-2007, 03:52 PM

Tailposting is not an issue on a bulletin board where you come back and there's been several pages of dialog generated, as long as you've read the entire thread.
If interest has waned then it doesn't matter who has the last post.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-29-2007, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

Right-Wing Assholes
Why do they always have to be so rude? It's not fair to others that may share their viewpoint, that they come off as such loudmouthed shit-for-brains. You know what I'm talking about. Either it's the same person making new accounts every time they wear out their welcome, or there is actually a whole population of these fucktards out there. Hey, make sure and use a sledgehammer to get your point across. That doesn't alienate anybody.

I don't think they're right wing unless they can fly. When you hang political labels on people, or even accept ones they hang on themselves. you buy into the bullshit of they are AAAA so they must believe and endorse, XXXX, YYYY, and ZZZZ. That ain't necessarily so.

Rude on the internet? Why should it be any different than off the internet? In the real world they say the same thing and then slap you. You've been hanging around the hospital too much, where people are reasonably civil..... except the Doctors to the nurses.

If an asshole states a position you agree with, that doesn't mean you're agreeing with an asshole, it means an asshole happens to agree with you.
On the other hand if you insist on calling yourself and them whatever-label, that makes you birds of a feather, to others.

TheMercenary · 03-29-2007, 04:13 PM

This thread reminds me of a Frank Zappa song...

Some of you might not agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole...

Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
So you went to the grape,
Just to give it a try
And Dagmar
(Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life)
Was his name...
(One Two Three Four!)
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make-up
(And yet he was a beautiful lady)
Nearly drove you insane
(Let's talk about Leather: LEATHERRRRRR)
And so you kissed a little sailor
(Tex Abel, starring in the latest Shepperton Production

Who had just blew in from Spain
(Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf)
You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel
(The story of a demented bread-boffer)
And acted like it was cocaine
(Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf)
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
(Then on Tuesday night, Ceasar's back in town)
In a way you can't explain
(Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match
With Kona.)
And so you worked the wall with Michael
(Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite)
Which gave your back an awful strain
(Volcanic Hell)
But you came back on Sunday for the gong show
(Next Thursday, teen town's finest...)
But you forgot what I was sayin'
'Cause you're an asshole, You're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Yes, yes
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
[ these lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole

(Now you been to The Grape 'n' you been to The Chest
'N' now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole)

You say you can't live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you,
But don't fool yerself girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's winkin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's why I say
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
(Corn hole)
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
(Fist fuck)
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
(Wrist-watch; Crisco)
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
(Pud!)

Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute

(Aw, I knew you'd be surprised...)

Flint · 03-29-2007, 04:13 PM

@Bruce: You can't say something about something without calling it something; or else it doesn't mean anything.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-29-2007, 04:27 PM

You can't call somebody an asshole without saying a whatever-label asshole?

You can't have an opinion about the war, education, health care, etc, without claiming it to be a whatever-label position?

I disagree.

TheMercenary · 03-29-2007, 04:32 PM

If it would make you all feel better I could just change my name from TheMercenary to TheAsshole.

bluecuracao · 03-29-2007, 05:26 PM

It would make me laugh...so I guess it would make me feel better.

kerosene · 03-29-2007, 07:11 PM

While we were associating this thread to songs, I was just going through a verse of Denis Leary's Asshole song in my head. Maybe I should start a thread about songs with the word asshole in them. I would be curious to see how many there really are out there.

edit: songs, not assholes. I want to see how many songs are out there.

03-29-2007, 12:58 PM	#62
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	QUACQ! __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-29-2007, 03:14 PM	#64
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Ok, I am an asshole. Thanks fellas. Glad to be your new resident asshole. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

03-29-2007, 03:52 PM	#68
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Tailposting is not an issue on a bulletin board where you come back and there's been several pages of dialog generated, as long as you've read the entire thread. If interest has waned then it doesn't matter who has the last post. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-29-2007, 04:13 PM	#70
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	This thread reminds me of a Frank Zappa song... Some of you might not agree 'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery But think a while and you will see... Broken hearts are for assholes Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an asshole? Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an asshole too? Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole... Maybe you think you're a lonely guy Maybe you think you're too tough to cry So you went to the grape, Just to give it a try And Dagmar (Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life) Was his name... (One Two Three Four!) The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his Pancake make-up (And yet he was a beautiful lady) Nearly drove you insane (Let's talk about Leather: LEATHERRRRRR) And so you kissed a little sailor (Tex Abel, starring in the latest Shepperton Production Who had just blew in from Spain (Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf) You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel (The story of a demented bread-boffer) And acted like it was cocaine (Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf) You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko (Then on Tuesday night, Ceasar's back in town) In a way you can't explain (Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match With Kona.) And so you worked the wall with Michael (Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite) Which gave your back an awful strain (Volcanic Hell) But you came back on Sunday for the gong show (Next Thursday, teen town's finest...) But you forgot what I was sayin' 'Cause you're an asshole, You're an asshole That's right You're an asshole, you're an asshole Yes, yes You're an asshole, you're an asshole [ these lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ] That's right You're an asshole, you're an asshole (Now you been to The Grape 'n' you been to The Chest 'N' now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole) You say you can't live with what you been through Well, ladies you can be an asshole too You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you, But don't fool yerself girl It's lookin' at you Don't fool yerself girl It's winkin' at you Don't fool yerself girl It's blinkin' at you That's why I say I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute (Corn hole) Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute (Fist fuck) Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute (Wrist-watch; Crisco) Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute (Pud!) Don't fool yerself, girl It's goin' right up yer poop chute Don't fool yerself, girl It's goin' right up yer poop chute Don't fool yerself, girl It's goin' right up yer poop chute Don't fool yerself, girl It's goin' right up yer poop chute Don't fool yerself, girl It's goin' right up yer poop chute Don't fool yerself, girl It's goin' right up yer poop chute (Aw, I knew you'd be surprised...) __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

03-29-2007, 04:13 PM	#71
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	@Bruce: You can't say something about something without calling it something; or else it doesn't mean anything. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-29-2007, 04:27 PM	#72
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You can't call somebody an asshole without saying a whatever-label asshole? You can't have an opinion about the war, education, health care, etc, without claiming it to be a whatever-label position? I disagree. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-29-2007, 04:32 PM	#73
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	If it would make you all feel better I could just change my name from TheMercenary to TheAsshole. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

03-29-2007, 05:26 PM	#74
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	It would make me laugh...so I guess it would make me feel better.

03-29-2007, 07:11 PM	#75
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	While we were associating this thread to songs, I was just going through a verse of Denis Leary's Asshole song in my head. Maybe I should start a thread about songs with the word asshole in them. I would be curious to see how many there really are out there. edit: songs, not assholes. I want to see how many songs are out there.

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