Hall of Fame - Page 11

Shawnee123 · 12-11-2006, 10:09 AM

You know, it seems though you might prefer that people dis you. I have nothing against you, either.

Sometimes jokes are just jokes.

glatt · 12-11-2006, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

But as a wiser poster than me once said, "You can't steer at thread, you can only launch it and watch it drift." I accept that. *sigh*

can you post a link to where that was said? It's Hall of Fame material.

Shawnee123 · 12-11-2006, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV

On a personal note, I do find the actual nattering back and forth in this thread distracting. But as a wiser poster than me once said, "You can't steer at thread, you can only launch it and watch it drift." I accept that. *sigh*

I might be more inclined to keep this strictly "Hall of Fame" if any of the myriads of funny, insightful things I've said had made it on here.

Natterings. See, you say one goddam thing and all of sudden you're one of "them."

lookout123 · 12-11-2006, 10:33 AM

well said BigV. apologies...

BigV · 12-11-2006, 10:45 AM

Wise words from xoB.

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Haven't you learned buy now, you can't sail a thread, only launch it and watch it drift.

* the previous misquotations are entirely the result of my own faulty memory, and in no way reflect an attempt to rewrite history.

Spexxvet · 12-15-2006, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beestie
I used to have this dog...... http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=298597&postcount=170

Should be published. Batter than Dave Barry.

yesman065 · 12-15-2006, 03:32 PM

OMG - Beestie - just OMG - That is hilarious.

Undertoad · 12-15-2006, 04:04 PM

When the B-man uncorks one, it's always a beaut.

SteveDallas · 12-17-2006, 06:23 PM

Clodfobble's statistical analysis of bullying

skysidhe · 12-20-2006, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ibram

What Jesus was saving us from was his fucking father. What kind of god creates Adam in his image and then pulls Eve out of him to keep him company? And then tells them not to eat from the Tree of Knowledge? He was so micromanaging. So was Adam. But Eve... Eve just wanted to know shit. She took a bite of the apple, and she found out what was good and what was evil. Then she gave it to Adam, so he would know, because they were in love. And that was good, they now knew. Will you give me the apple?

cool

skysidhe · 12-22-2006, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

I'm either a master of the clueless straight line, or the biggest idiot on the planet. I'm afraid you have to decide which.

very cool

skysidhe · 12-23-2006, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

It is a wide world of fruitcake out there and the holiday's are coming.

I checked. I hope it isn't a double quote. Except for Bri's signature line.

It's a goodie

Griff · 12-29-2006, 07:28 AM

I use the Cellar for whatever I need at the time....

To learn something new
To find out what's going on
To see what other people think
To learn about somebody
To help somebody
To get some help with something
To piss and moan and pretend my opinion actually matters
To crack a joke
To crack a head
To restore some order
To wreak some havoc
To jack my post count :-)
To make fun of Lumberjim :-)
But, mostly, to stay sharp.

I mostly hang out in the corner smoking a cigarette and like the idea that I can step out of the shadows and get involved whenever I want without feeling any pressure to do so. What I've learned to do is pick and choose my entry and exit points. Its like being at a very interesting party and being able to turn invisible or visible at will.

The Cellar is many things: A news source, an art gallery, a novel, a soap opera, a kangaroo court, a debate you observe or engage, a soap box, a history lesson, an evolving and slightly unstable social structure, a helping hand, a pity party, a confession line, an open-mic night, a talent show, defender of truth, an advice line, a support group.

In the end, the Cellar is the truth.
Well put Beestie.

zippyt · 12-29-2006, 11:18 PM

2 comics on this page sum up SOOOOOO much for me on the cellar ,
LJ and HP !!

I Still need to find an ASSHAT !!

yesman065 · 01-06-2007, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Cellar girls are easy.

12-11-2006, 10:09 AM	#151
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	You know, it seems though you might prefer that people dis you. I have nothing against you, either. Sometimes jokes are just jokes. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-11-2006, 10:33 AM	#154
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	well said BigV. apologies... __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-29-2006, 07:28 AM	#163
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I use the Cellar for whatever I need at the time.... To learn something new To find out what's going on To see what other people think To learn about somebody To help somebody To get some help with something To piss and moan and pretend my opinion actually matters To crack a joke To crack a head To restore some order To wreak some havoc To jack my post count :-) To make fun of Lumberjim :-) But, mostly, to stay sharp. I mostly hang out in the corner smoking a cigarette and like the idea that I can step out of the shadows and get involved whenever I want without feeling any pressure to do so. What I've learned to do is pick and choose my entry and exit points. Its like being at a very interesting party and being able to turn invisible or visible at will. The Cellar is many things: A news source, an art gallery, a novel, a soap opera, a kangaroo court, a debate you observe or engage, a soap box, a history lesson, an evolving and slightly unstable social structure, a helping hand, a pity party, a confession line, an open-mic night, a talent show, defender of truth, an advice line, a support group. In the end, the Cellar is the truth. Well put Beestie. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-29-2006, 11:18 PM	#164
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	2 comics on this page sum up SOOOOOO much for me on the cellar , LJ and HP !! I Still need to find an ASSHAT !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

12-15-2006, 03:32 PM	#157
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	OMG - Beestie - just OMG - That is hilarious.

12-15-2006, 04:04 PM	#158
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	When the B-man uncorks one, it's always a beaut.

12-17-2006, 06:23 PM	#159
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Clodfobble's statistical analysis of bullying

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