Who is ready for some strange? - Page 2

xoxoxoBruce · 11-11-2006, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

My single life consists of hanging out, drinking beers, talking, laughing...stuff like that!

You let it hang out while we're drinking, talking and laughing, and you're getting fondled..... that's a promise.

farfromhome · 11-11-2006, 09:58 PM

[quote]Sheesh, it's been so long I'd even go for some "familiiar."

Thats great. Made me laugh.

DucksNuts · 11-12-2006, 12:59 AM

Ohhh yesman, youre a brave fella....2 aussie chicks AND Shawnee???

Elspode · 11-12-2006, 10:37 AM

One word...Viagra.

DucksNuts · 11-12-2006, 08:01 PM

OK OK - I have a Viagra question....does it just make ya hard for a very long time ?? or do you actually ..umm...achieve the big O and still stay hard afterwards?...orrrrrr what??

footfootfoot · 11-12-2006, 08:22 PM

What's the difference between "hard" and "dark" ?

It stays dark all night long.

What's the difference between "light" and "hard"?

You can fall asleep with a light on.

zippyt · 11-12-2006, 08:52 PM

You can fall asleep with a light on.

But you don't have to worry about rolling out of bed !!!

xoxoxoBruce · 11-12-2006, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

OK OK - I have a Viagra question....does it just make ya hard for a very long time ?? or do you actually ..umm...achieve the big O and still stay hard afterwards?...orrrrrr what??

It makes nothing. It allows the natural effect of stimulus on the brain (boobies) to trigger an erection where the physical apparatus is struggling for whatever reason. You still have to be stimulated, want it to work, it doesn't force an erection on you.
It also allows faster recovery after orgasm through not only the chemical action but the reinforced confidence of just having had success.

And it keeps you from rolling out of bed.

DucksNuts · 11-13-2006, 02:30 AM

Ohh thanks Brucie

I should read more n quit watching shitty comedy shows me thinks.

yesman065 · 11-13-2006, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Ohhh yesman, youre a brave fella....2 aussie chicks AND Shawnee???

3 on 1 - hmmmm that oughtta even the odds up a little for ya

Even if I'm in trouble I have a lot of brother cellarites in Philly that I'm sure would help out - if need be.

Sundae · 11-13-2006, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

It makes nothing... You still have to be stimulated, want it to work, it doesn't force an erection on you.

This man begs to differ.

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In summary, I think the Viagra people should update their claim that "VIAGRA helps a man with erectile dysfunction get an erection only when he is sexually excited." They should add, "...but anything will get him sexually excited, including the Holy Word of God."

So there you have it. If it's true that "Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven," then I must be the best Christian in the world. After church, I met up with my wife, who looked at my puffy, reddened face and said, "You're swollen."

"You don't know the half of it," I said.

Later, however, she would not only know the half of it, but four and a half of it.

Although do follow the link - as it made me snort with laughter when I read it.

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Ohhh yesman, youre a brave fella....2 aussie chicks AND Shawnee???

Make that 2 Aussies, 1 Yank & 1 Brit - you girls are out on the town? You're not leaving me out for heaven's sake.

Was out with the girls on Friday night - the brief was to pull a monster face for the camera. Turns out I was the only one who had no shame. And the only one on Stella - wonder if that was a coincidence.

This is strange, but I doubt if anyone wants some!

Elspode · 11-13-2006, 12:18 PM

Why on Earth did the guy take Viagra *before going to church*? I'm betting there was a altar boy involved somewhere along the line.

Viagra's effects on me range to, "Oh my God, what do you think you're going to do with *that* thing!?" to "It's okay dear, I'm sure it will be better next time.", and everything in between. Never have I experienced anything remotely approaching an involuntary state of tumescence while under its influence, though.

Sundae · 11-13-2006, 12:20 PM

It was an experiment he was documenting for his website - i.e. I'll take Viagra in the least stimulating place possible just to see if it has any effect.

Honestly, it's worth a read.

Undertoad · 11-13-2006, 01:04 PM

Now be honest, you were merely trying to recreate this photo.

(Absolutely no offense that I immediately thought of Supergrass when I saw the three shot, although S-Grass has matured to a four-piece act.)

Sundae · 11-13-2006, 01:34 PM

Looking at the chins as I attempt a Gumby/ Cardassian hybrid I can sadly assure you that we are a four piece act also....

11-11-2006, 09:58 PM	#17
farfromhome Management Consultant Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Portland,OR/Conesus,NY Posts: 166	[quote]Sheesh, it's been so long I'd even go for some "familiiar." Thats great. Made me laugh. __________________ When you ain't got nothing-you ain't got nothing to lose.

11-12-2006, 10:37 AM	#19
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	One word...Viagra. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-12-2006, 08:22 PM	#21
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	What's the difference between "hard" and "dark" ? It stays dark all night long. What's the difference between "light" and "hard"? You can fall asleep with a light on. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-12-2006, 08:52 PM	#22
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	You can fall asleep with a light on. But you don't have to worry about rolling out of bed !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-13-2006, 12:18 PM	#27
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Why on Earth did the guy take Viagra before going to church? I'm betting there was a altar boy involved somewhere along the line. Viagra's effects on me range to, "Oh my God, what do you think you're going to do with that thing!?" to "It's okay dear, I'm sure it will be better next time.", and everything in between. Never have I experienced anything remotely approaching an involuntary state of tumescence while under its influence, though. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-12-2006, 12:59 AM	#18
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Ohhh yesman, youre a brave fella....2 aussie chicks AND Shawnee???

11-12-2006, 08:01 PM	#20
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	OK OK - I have a Viagra question....does it just make ya hard for a very long time ?? or do you actually ..umm...achieve the big O and still stay hard afterwards?...orrrrrr what??

11-13-2006, 02:30 AM	#24
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Ohh thanks Brucie I should read more n quit watching shitty comedy shows me thinks.

11-13-2006, 12:20 PM	#28
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	It was an experiment he was documenting for his website - i.e. I'll take Viagra in the least stimulating place possible just to see if it has any effect. Honestly, it's worth a read. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-13-2006, 01:04 PM	#29
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Now be honest, you were merely trying to recreate this photo. (Absolutely no offense that I immediately thought of Supergrass when I saw the three shot, although S-Grass has matured to a four-piece act.)

11-13-2006, 01:34 PM	#30
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Looking at the chins as I attempt a Gumby/ Cardassian hybrid I can sadly assure you that we are a four piece act also.... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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