Redneck Special Forces

02-01-2006, 11:20 AM

This one is for UG:

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

SteveDallas · 02-01-2006, 12:00 PM

Ahh, maybe that's where they're sending my nephew....

djacq75 · 02-09-2006, 07:42 PM

Between them and the terrorists, I can't honestly say I'd care who wins!

02-01-2006, 11:20 AM	#1
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Redneck Special Forces This one is for UG: The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

02-01-2006, 12:00 PM	#2
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Ahh, maybe that's where they're sending my nephew....

02-09-2006, 07:42 PM	#3
djacq75 Rational Anarchist Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Michigan Posts: 79	Between them and the terrorists, I can't honestly say I'd care who wins!

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