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08-10-2005, 12:19 AM
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Darnit, el ... you beat me to it.
I was going to use the infamous quotes, "Not Guilty" and "Now I can devote myself to finding the real killers."
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08-19-2005, 05:05 PM
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Traded your soul for pogs.
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Champaign, IL
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Who wants Purina when You could have Fancy Feast? -- Homer talking about his attraction to Marge
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08-20-2005, 06:01 AM
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Melbourne, Aus
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marge: homer, that crazy lady that lives in our trash pile attacked me again today homer: thats not the way she tells it lisa: but who will police the police? homer: i dunno...coastgaurd? homer: a moron? but im from earth! *homer lifts up his shirt to reveal all his organs visable after being attacked by a badger* homer: i should probably see a doctor about this though lisa: how did the badger do that without ripping your clothes? homer: what am i a tailor? becky: you got poison to play at our wedding? leadsinger: we're not poison, we're a living tribute to poison drummer: WE NEED A RIDE HOME! scorpio: ever seen a man say goodbye to his shoes? homer: *chuckles* yes once. homer: do you have any sugar? scorpio:hmm let me see *pulls sugar out of his pockets*, here ya go, sorry its not in packages *puts hands back in pockets* want any cream? homer: eeehhh..noooo sorry that will do for now |
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08-20-2005, 07:50 AM
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Aim for the Best
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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The episode with the cat burglar: Barney (waking up naked in a bare apartment): Hey, I'm sure I had more stuff than this...
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08-20-2005, 07:59 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes (lie detector blows up)
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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08-20-2005, 08:00 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
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Homer: I'm not normally a praying man, but, if you're up there, please save me, Superman!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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08-22-2005, 07:59 PM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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By the way kiddies, this site will let you download 41 short clips of the pre-Fox Simpsons that aired on Tracy Ullman's show.
You need a Divx codec that can be downloaded from the same site, though. 
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08-22-2005, 10:19 PM
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is fleeing the scene
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Beautiful CO
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at teh Robot Rumble, with Cheif Knock A Homer: "...join us next week for more inconclusive action..."
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08-23-2005, 07:49 PM
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Melbourne, Aus
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homer - "white gold! texas tea!...sweetener!"
homer - "ah hah! whered you get the sugar for that tea?" english guy - "i nicked it, when you let your gaurd down for that split second...and id do it again...good day" bee keeper 1 - "to the bee mobile!" bee keeper 2 - "you mean your chevy?" bee keeper 1 - "...yes" |
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08-23-2005, 08:00 PM
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King Of Wishful Thinking
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Philadelphia Suburbs
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 I hope you just mean the accent.
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Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama |
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08-24-2005, 12:38 AM
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
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He's a reasonably competent doc.
Looks like Dr. Nick too. Dark hair, shifty eyes, kinda yellow.
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