Favorite Simpson's Quotes - Page 2

Queen of the Ryche · 08-05-2005, 08:31 AM

Ralph: I sleep in a drawer.

breakingnews · 08-05-2005, 08:41 AM

Homer Simpson: "I don't have to be careful. I have a gun."

Homer: "I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."

Chief Wiggum: "Ok folks, back away nothin to see here... Oh my god a horrible plane wreck! Hey everybody crowd around, come on don't be shy crowd around."

Trilby · 08-05-2005, 09:27 AM

Homer: "When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle! They're on TV!"

Trilby · 08-05-2005, 09:28 AM

Homer, meeting aliens--"Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"

bigw00dy · 08-05-2005, 09:31 AM

nelson:your moms going to jail...HA_HA
bart: your mom is already there
nelson: oh, lets be friends

Clodfobble · 08-05-2005, 10:07 AM

Homer: Linguo... dead?!
Linguo: Linguo... IS... dead...

capnhowdy · 08-06-2005, 08:06 AM

Homer: " The girl of your dreams has gotta be in SOME bar......"

melidasaur · 08-06-2005, 09:06 AM

Rod or Tod: Lies make Baby Jesus cry.

Trilby · 08-06-2005, 03:22 PM

Ned Flanders: "Kids, we're going to have an imaginary Christmas this year!"

Rod & Todd: "YAAAAAY!"

wolf · 08-08-2005, 04:04 PM

From the "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show" ...

"Heidiliho Pagans! We've brought you some ram's blood for your godless ceremony!"

From King Size Homer ...

"And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain."

(I have a special place in my heart for Dr. Nick ... there's a doc at a local ER that sounds JUST like him)

Sun_Sparkz · 08-09-2005, 12:01 AM

Ralph: "... And so my doctor says it wouldnt bleed so much if i just kept my finger outta there"

Homer "Donuts... Is there anything they can't do?" (after using a donut/anchor to stop the monorail)

IN THE OZ Episode .crocodile dundee "That not a knife! THIS is a knife!"
Bart "Thats not a knife.. thats a spoon"
Croc Dundee "Ahhh.. I see you've played Knifey - Spooney before!!"

grazzers · 08-09-2005, 05:48 AM

So thats where the knifey spooney thing came from. On a bus trip back from a weekends hillwalking trip couple of the people on our bus started saying that, then applying to anything we could see out the window. It got a bit wierd when we passed an Ostrich farm... "i see you've played knifey ostrichy before then!" Good times...

Queen of the Ryche · 08-09-2005, 09:35 AM

That's all they taught me; punch and grope, punch and grope........(Cedric Mason, retired boxer)

perth · 08-09-2005, 10:10 AM

It really has to be *seen*, I guess, but my favourite Simpsons moment is from the same-sex marriage episode, when Homer imagines marrying himself. The quote and an mp3 of it are third from the bottom on this page:

http://www.lardlad.com/assets/quotes...marrying.shtml

Elspode · 08-09-2005, 02:28 PM

"The day you take complete responsibility for yourself, the day you stop making any excuses, that's the day you start to the top." - O. J. Simpson

This *is* the lame-ass OJ Simpson quote thread, right?

08-05-2005, 08:31 AM	#16
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Ralph: I sleep in a drawer. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

08-05-2005, 08:41 AM	#17
breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	Homer Simpson: "I don't have to be careful. I have a gun." Homer: "I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES." Chief Wiggum: "Ok folks, back away nothin to see here... Oh my god a horrible plane wreck! Hey everybody crowd around, come on don't be shy crowd around." __________________ Gone crazy, be back never.

08-05-2005, 09:27 AM	#18
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Homer: "When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle! They're on TV!" __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-05-2005, 09:28 AM	#19
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Homer, meeting aliens--"Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!" __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-06-2005, 08:06 AM	#22
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Homer: " The girl of your dreams has gotta be in SOME bar......" __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

08-05-2005, 09:31 AM	#20
bigw00dy I'm here once in a while Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 458	nelson:your moms going to jail...HA_HA bart: your mom is already there nelson: oh, lets be friends

08-05-2005, 10:07 AM	#21
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Homer: Linguo... dead?! Linguo: Linguo... IS... dead...

08-06-2005, 09:06 AM	#23
melidasaur Traded your soul for pogs. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Champaign, IL Posts: 646	Rod or Tod: Lies make Baby Jesus cry. __________________ I love England, what can I say?

08-06-2005, 03:22 PM	#24
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Ned Flanders: "Kids, we're going to have an imaginary Christmas this year!" Rod & Todd: "YAAAAAY!" __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-08-2005, 04:04 PM	#25
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	From the "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show" ... "Heidiliho Pagans! We've brought you some ram's blood for your godless ceremony!" From King Size Homer ... "And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain." (I have a special place in my heart for Dr. Nick ... there's a doc at a local ER that sounds JUST like him) __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis Last edited by wolf; 08-08-2005 at 04:10 PM.

08-09-2005, 12:01 AM	#26
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	Ralph: "... And so my doctor says it wouldnt bleed so much if i just kept my finger outta there" Homer "Donuts... Is there anything they can't do?" (after using a donut/anchor to stop the monorail) IN THE OZ Episode .crocodile dundee "That not a knife! THIS is a knife!" Bart "Thats not a knife.. thats a spoon" Croc Dundee "Ahhh.. I see you've played Knifey - Spooney before!!" __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

08-09-2005, 05:48 AM	#27
grazzers Aim for the Best Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 134	So thats where the knifey spooney thing came from. On a bus trip back from a weekends hillwalking trip couple of the people on our bus started saying that, then applying to anything we could see out the window. It got a bit wierd when we passed an Ostrich farm... "i see you've played knifey ostrichy before then!" Good times... __________________ "Only a person who risks all that he cannot keep, to gain that which he can never lose, is truly free." Anonymous Poet

08-09-2005, 09:35 AM	#28
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	That's all they taught me; punch and grope, punch and grope........(Cedric Mason, retired boxer) __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

08-09-2005, 10:10 AM	#29
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	It really has to be seen, I guess, but my favourite Simpsons moment is from the same-sex marriage episode, when Homer imagines marrying himself. The quote and an mp3 of it are third from the bottom on this page: http://www.lardlad.com/assets/quotes...marrying.shtml

08-09-2005, 02:28 PM	#30
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	"The day you take complete responsibility for yourself, the day you stop making any excuses, that's the day you start to the top." - O. J. Simpson This is the lame-ass OJ Simpson quote thread, right? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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