Time to judge the capitalist pig - Page 4

Queen of the Ryche · 07-14-2005, 02:24 PM

Wow Lookout - you're making me want to come work for you. Sounds like she has had plenty of opportunities to improve her performance. I've worked for the same FA for almost 10 years - if I EVER gave him attitude like that he would jump all over me. But I would never give him attitude. He is amazing and treats me like gold, so I afford him the same respect.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-14-2005, 09:19 PM

Watch out she doesn't knock you out, put you in a harness and hang you from a garage door opener.

wolf · 07-15-2005, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123

i know longer feel bad at all. she is pushing herself right out the door.

Sounds like you are handling things just right.

lookout123 · 07-15-2005, 12:45 AM

thanks. now if i could just learn to spell right. how is that you always manage to quote something i've misspelled???

wolf · 07-15-2005, 01:50 AM

It's just a life skill.

If you didn't have to ride herd on your assistant so much, you'd have time to do things like proofread your own work.

BigV · 07-15-2005, 12:00 PM

Better yet, have Clementine proof your posts. That way, you're guaranteed that one problem will be solved. Either your posts are all spelled right or she closes the coffin door by failing to do so. Win win.

Plus I bet she'd make some entertaining posts of her own.. :hehehe:

lookout123 · 10-30-2005, 10:46 PM

it has happened. the day has finally come. actually it was supposed to be friday but Clementine called in sick (what a shock).

after she had been caught blatantly shirking her duties twice in one week, and acting in direct defiance of my directions I had a little discussion with HR and Clementine. She came unglued. yelling, screaming, transparent lies... while i was furious at the time, i was partially amused.

as of 8:05 tomorrow morning Clementine will be unemployed. (i am not happy about that). She will not be working for me (I am ecstatic about that).

na nana nanana...heyheyhey... get the eff out!

since all you fine cellarites were witness to my whining about the situation for most of the year, i thought i should at least fill you in about the conclusion.

i haven't been in the cellar much, and i miss it - but i've set a personal goal to triple my income for the next 12 months so i really have had to buckle down a bunch. there probably won't be anymore 20 post days from lookout, but i will check in whenever i get a chance.

until then, adieu

xoxoxoBruce · 10-30-2005, 11:01 PM

Happy days are here again.......well, there again, anyway.

capnhowdy · 10-31-2005, 07:06 AM

good things come to those who wait.

don't work too hard.

Trilby · 10-31-2005, 07:19 AM

Congrats, lookout! Nothing like taking out the garbage! I have missed you, but I can see where work comes first and you've set an awesome goal for yourself--wish I had half that ambition! Best of everything and Kisses!

lookout123 · 11-10-2005, 11:57 PM

forgot to update. she didn't take termination well. i didn't really expect her too, but i was surprised at the idiocy.

I am:

stupid
asshole
stupid
jerk
stupid
brat
effing idiot
brat
incompetent
stupid brat
prick
stupid
dickhead
stupid
and...
lucky that my wife is stupid enough to fall in love with me (well, no shit)

in between each of these she pointed out that she had some choice words she could say about me, but she was "too much of a lady". classy bitch, ain't she.

i had to threaten to call the cops to get her to leave because an hour after she was terminated she was still sitting at the desk opening my mail telling me that only she "gets to decide when she is done working for the firm".

she then proceeded to inform me that my business was going to collapse without her and her expertise.

she is already replaced by a wonderful woman who is fully trained and has been working for a colleague. oh yeah, she is the one that has voluntarily trained all the newbies in her area too.

i'm pretty concerned about the business collapsing.

Elspode · 11-11-2005, 12:21 PM

You could have had her arrested and charged with mail tampering, you know.

Sounds like it went well except for the parts that sucked.

glatt · 11-11-2005, 01:09 PM

I think it's great news. I'm pleased for you that she is out of your life.

Urbane Guerrilla · 11-11-2005, 10:08 PM

It's not the employees you fire that usually give your work the most grief, but the ones you hesitate to fire. This one sounds irr... okay. Effin' crazy and headed for an institution.

lookout123 · 11-11-2005, 11:30 PM

strangely enough it does cause me great heartburn that she was terminated and is unemployed. but that heartburn is salved and overwhelmed by the utter joy i feel with the knowledge that she is out of my life - after the inevitable lawsuit.

07-14-2005, 02:24 PM	#46
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Wow Lookout - you're making me want to come work for you. Sounds like she has had plenty of opportunities to improve her performance. I've worked for the same FA for almost 10 years - if I EVER gave him attitude like that he would jump all over me. But I would never give him attitude. He is amazing and treats me like gold, so I afford him the same respect. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

07-14-2005, 09:19 PM	#47
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Watch out she doesn't knock you out, put you in a harness and hang you from a garage door opener. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-15-2005, 12:45 AM	#49
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	thanks. now if i could just learn to spell right. how is that you always manage to quote something i've misspelled??? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

07-15-2005, 01:50 AM	#50
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	It's just a life skill. If you didn't have to ride herd on your assistant so much, you'd have time to do things like proofread your own work. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-15-2005, 12:00 PM	#51
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Better yet, have Clementine proof your posts. That way, you're guaranteed that one problem will be solved. Either your posts are all spelled right or she closes the coffin door by failing to do so. Win win. Plus I bet she'd make some entertaining posts of her own.. :hehehe: __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-30-2005, 10:46 PM	#52
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	it has happened. the day has finally come. actually it was supposed to be friday but Clementine called in sick (what a shock). after she had been caught blatantly shirking her duties twice in one week, and acting in direct defiance of my directions I had a little discussion with HR and Clementine. She came unglued. yelling, screaming, transparent lies... while i was furious at the time, i was partially amused. as of 8:05 tomorrow morning Clementine will be unemployed. (i am not happy about that). She will not be working for me (I am ecstatic about that). na nana nanana...heyheyhey... get the eff out! since all you fine cellarites were witness to my whining about the situation for most of the year, i thought i should at least fill you in about the conclusion. i haven't been in the cellar much, and i miss it - but i've set a personal goal to triple my income for the next 12 months so i really have had to buckle down a bunch. there probably won't be anymore 20 post days from lookout, but i will check in whenever i get a chance. until then, adieu

10-30-2005, 11:01 PM	#53
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Happy days are here again.......well, there again, anyway. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-31-2005, 07:06 AM	#54
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	good things come to those who wait. don't work too hard. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

10-31-2005, 07:19 AM	#55
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Congrats, lookout! Nothing like taking out the garbage! I have missed you, but I can see where work comes first and you've set an awesome goal for yourself--wish I had half that ambition! Best of everything and Kisses! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-10-2005, 11:57 PM	#56
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	forgot to update. she didn't take termination well. i didn't really expect her too, but i was surprised at the idiocy. I am: stupid asshole stupid jerk stupid brat effing idiot brat incompetent stupid brat prick stupid dickhead stupid and... lucky that my wife is stupid enough to fall in love with me (well, no shit) in between each of these she pointed out that she had some choice words she could say about me, but she was "too much of a lady". classy bitch, ain't she. i had to threaten to call the cops to get her to leave because an hour after she was terminated she was still sitting at the desk opening my mail telling me that only she "gets to decide when she is done working for the firm". she then proceeded to inform me that my business was going to collapse without her and her expertise. she is already replaced by a wonderful woman who is fully trained and has been working for a colleague. oh yeah, she is the one that has voluntarily trained all the newbies in her area too. i'm pretty concerned about the business collapsing.

11-11-2005, 12:21 PM	#57
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	You could have had her arrested and charged with mail tampering, you know. Sounds like it went well except for the parts that sucked. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-11-2005, 01:09 PM	#58
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I think it's great news. I'm pleased for you that she is out of your life.

11-11-2005, 10:08 PM	#59
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	It's not the employees you fire that usually give your work the most grief, but the ones you hesitate to fire. This one sounds irr... okay. Effin' crazy and headed for an institution. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

11-11-2005, 11:30 PM	#60
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	strangely enough it does cause me great heartburn that she was terminated and is unemployed. but that heartburn is salved and overwhelmed by the utter joy i feel with the knowledge that she is out of my life - after the inevitable lawsuit.

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