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ashke · 04-15-2005, 08:11 PM

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breakingnews · 04-15-2005, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Pie

Uh, I live here. I went to grades 1-2 in L'ville, then middle and high school in Princeton. I came back to Princeton after college for grad school; then settled in L'ville because it's cheaper than Princeton.

- Pie

Oh cool - I did Lville elementary, then Riverside, then PDS, then PHS, then Lville (the snobby one), then Emory, now in NYC. Anyway, hi, neighbor.

Beestie · 04-15-2005, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Out, 'em, LJ. In fact, if you have any compromising photos of them, out them by posting the pics. Great icebreaker.

Hmmmm. Where to post ... where to post...

Hey! How about the reverse makeover thread?!?! [cracks knuckles]

wolf · 04-16-2005, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

wolf, do any of your inmates have internet access at home?

I'll start wearing my cellar tee shirt to work.

04-16-2005, 03:56 AM

OK.. should I be so arrogant (Jim) as to admit that I am one of the two (lurkers)? I hope you weren't talking about someone else cuz I know I fit the "shy" bill.. but as to "really funny" not so sure. Anyway... hi everyone.. I do lurk but only cuz I can't figure out how to post (so I hope this works.. I swear I am not a moron)... glad to join and even more glad to associate myself with Jinx & Jim... they RULE!!!!

04-16-2005, 04:16 AM

can I add... simply put - cockjohnsonmcfuckstickjinxjim................... (meant in the most postiive of ways... lol). If that wasn't funny at all please escuse me cuz it is 5am and I am still up :-)

lumberjim · 04-16-2005, 07:21 AM

yay!

Beestie · 04-16-2005, 11:28 AM

[uncracks knuckles] damn.

Welcome (to the) Asylum - your name tells me that you will fit in here quite well.

LJ, please administer the admission quiz. Level 7.

jinx · 04-16-2005, 11:35 AM

cock

lookout123 · 04-16-2005, 03:13 PM

sucker

*sorry, i thought this was the word association thread for a moment. carry on.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-16-2005, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Asylum

. glad to join and even more glad to associate myself with Jinx & Jim... they RULE!!!!

Welcome.

Jinx rules...Jim follows orders.

lumberjim · 04-16-2005, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Beestie

[uncracks knuckles] damn.

Welcome (to the) Asylum - your name tells me that you will fit in here quite well.

LJ, please administer the admission quiz. Level 7.

ah, see? i already know her. you'll have to give her your own quiz.

BigV · 04-16-2005, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Beestie

[uncracks knuckles] damn.

hahahahaha....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beestie

Welcome (to the) Asylum - your name tells me that you will fit in here quite well.

Asylum, sanctuary, respite, protection... how in the hell do yo come to that conclusion??

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beestie

LJ, please administer the admission quiz. Level 7.

OK what is up with this quiz?

Beestie · 04-16-2005, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

ah, see? i already know her. you'll have to give her your own quiz.

As you wish.

1. Ernest Borgnine, Michael Keaton, Brad Pitt: Screw one, sue one, marry one. Choose
2. Fork in the road: Next 20 miles - no gas, free pot, no cops, lots of bikers and no turning back orrrrrr lots of cops, lots of gas, 5-star hotels, shoe stores and an Oprah book signing. Choose.
3. Fork on the left, the right or just left of the breastbone.
4. Hollow points or mercury-filled hollow points?
5. What month did you file your taxes? If April, what day?
6. Number of times you shouted out the wrong name.
7. One island, one raft for one person, two people. For whom do you pray?

Is it time for you to leave, grasshopper? Or is the teacher the student?

04-17-2005, 11:06 AM

[quote=Beestie]As you wish.

1. Ernest Borgnine, Michael Keaton, Brad Pitt: Screw one, sue one, marry one. Choose
Screw Brad, marry Michael, sue Ernest.

2. Fork in the road: Next 20 miles - no gas, free pot, no cops, lots of bikers and no turning back orrrrrr lots of cops, lots of gas, 5-star hotels, shoe stores and an Oprah book signing. Choose.
Anything to avoid Oprah. Scenario #1

3. Fork on the left, the right or just left of the breastbone.
[not sure exactly what you mean... but I don't believe in forks.

I eat with my toes.

4. Hollow points or mercury-filled hollow points?
I prefer rubber.

5. What month did you file your taxes? If April, what day?
March

6. Number of times you shouted out the wrong name.
387 ... I mean never.

7. One island, one raft for one person, two people. For whom do you pray?
I don't pray.

04-16-2005, 07:21 AM	#22
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yay! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-16-2005, 11:28 AM	#23
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	[uncracks knuckles] damn. Welcome (to the) Asylum - your name tells me that you will fit in here quite well. LJ, please administer the admission quiz. Level 7. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

04-16-2005, 11:35 AM	#24
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	cock __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

04-16-2005, 03:13 PM	#25
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	sucker *sorry, i thought this was the word association thread for a moment. carry on. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

04-17-2005, 11:06 AM	#30
Asylum Guest Posts: n/a	[quote=Beestie]As you wish. 1. Ernest Borgnine, Michael Keaton, Brad Pitt: Screw one, sue one, marry one. Choose Screw Brad, marry Michael, sue Ernest. 2. Fork in the road: Next 20 miles - no gas, free pot, no cops, lots of bikers and no turning back orrrrrr lots of cops, lots of gas, 5-star hotels, shoe stores and an Oprah book signing. Choose. Anything to avoid Oprah. Scenario #1 3. Fork on the left, the right or just left of the breastbone. [not sure exactly what you mean... but I don't believe in forks. I eat with my toes. 4. Hollow points or mercury-filled hollow points? I prefer rubber. 5. What month did you file your taxes? If April, what day? March 6. Number of times you shouted out the wrong name. 387 ... I mean never. 7. One island, one raft for one person, two people. For whom do you pray? I don't pray. Last edited by Asylum; 04-17-2005 at 11:10 AM.

04-15-2005, 08:11 PM	#16
ashke Don't look at me! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Singapore Posts: 288	ORDER ACTIVE MEMBERS NOW! FOR EVERY TWO NORMAL ONES YOU GET A LOONEY FREE!

04-16-2005, 03:56 AM	#20
Asylum Guest Posts: n/a	OK.. should I be so arrogant (Jim) as to admit that I am one of the two (lurkers)? I hope you weren't talking about someone else cuz I know I fit the "shy" bill.. but as to "really funny" not so sure. Anyway... hi everyone.. I do lurk but only cuz I can't figure out how to post (so I hope this works.. I swear I am not a moron)... glad to join and even more glad to associate myself with Jinx & Jim... they RULE!!!!

04-16-2005, 04:16 AM	#21
Asylum Guest Posts: n/a	can I add... simply put - cockjohnsonmcfuckstickjinxjim................... (meant in the most postiive of ways... lol). If that wasn't funny at all please escuse me cuz it is 5am and I am still up :-)

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