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I hear them call the tide
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09-28-2015, 07:46 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Oh good lord........ Thor made up a joke in revenge. He's 13 and at high school now, you know.....
Why are the products of enzymes like the sounds of a prostitute at work?
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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09-28-2015, 08:20 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Promiscuity?
The difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme.
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09-29-2015, 04:18 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Jokes for the teenage sense of humor:
Know how to make a hormone? Fuck her.
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09-29-2015, 05:25 PM
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I can hear my ears
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you mean, 'don't pay her'
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09-29-2015, 10:06 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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WHAT DO WE WANT?
Airplanes! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? Nyyyyyaaaaoooowwwwww..... |
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09-30-2015, 02:19 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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You made me lol in bed last night, usually it's the other way around, the women laughing at me...
I didn't get your joke...til I made that sound out loud. Vurr nize. 
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09-30-2015, 07:08 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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It wasn't hot at all.
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10-01-2015, 08:43 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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Still don't get it.
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10-01-2015, 09:10 AM
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10-04-2015, 10:55 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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This old(er) guy I see at the bar quite often has absolutely no sense of humor. Never makes a joke, never laughs at anyone's jokes.
He said this the other night: What's an old woman got between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? Her bellybutton.
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10-04-2015, 10:26 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Kid told me this one tonight:
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! |
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10-05-2015, 04:14 AM
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10-05-2015, 04:19 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Have they found water, or, merely deduced it?
I'd love to see a picture of said water. And, I don't mean this:
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10-06-2015, 01:38 PM
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