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01-16-2002, 10:06 AM
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Disorderly Orderly
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Rat bread
Rats just get into the damnedest places. Kind of reminds you of the 'notmyjob' image from a couple of years ago, doesn't it?
 Grabbed from Davezilla.com.
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01-16-2002, 10:23 AM
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Master of the Domain
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KaCHING!
You see a rat in bread, I see about a million dollar settlement.
That's so awesome, man it really does happen. |
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01-16-2002, 10:24 AM
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I should point out that that's a mouse, not a rat.
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01-16-2002, 10:32 AM
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..the small and meek.
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: virginia
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i agree. mouse.
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01-16-2002, 01:45 PM
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Professor
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Mouse. You'll be lucky to get $250,000 from that one.
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01-16-2002, 01:57 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
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The question I have is: what happened to the 1000 loaves that went through the same slicing machine after this one?
Yes, those are the loaves that you and I ate. |
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01-16-2002, 02:32 PM
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Makes you not want to eat bread, doesn't it?
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01-16-2002, 02:42 PM
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is stuck on altair-4
Join Date: Dec 2001
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the first thing i said when i saw it was "that's a mouse."
yay, rodent lovers jenno and dave 
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01-16-2002, 02:51 PM
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Master of the Domain
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: AZ
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Yes it's a mouse
It's also a huge liability exposure for some bread company, and solid gold for the lucky finder.
And sure, I would agree not to file suit if they cut me a check for $250,000. After cutting me a mouse. Yick. |
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01-16-2002, 02:55 PM
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"lucky" referring to the fact that they hadn't yet made their grilled cheese, not that they stumbled upon some money
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01-16-2002, 03:39 PM
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..the small and meek.
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01-16-2002, 03:53 PM
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Master of the Domain
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Truth or Urban Myth:
Aren't food manufacturers *allowed* a certain number of rats, mice, insects or insect parts per unit of product? Isn't there a set tolerance?
There's a spec somewhere I think that says something to the effect of "Bread must be 99.99999% rat-free". I don't know exactly what the percentage happens to be, my point is that it isn't 100%. Which read differently says "For every ten million loaves of bread you ship, you may include one containing a sliced rat". Mouse. Whatever. |
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01-16-2002, 04:07 PM
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Lurking in the Shadows
Join Date: Dec 2001
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can you say "bread machine"?
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01-16-2002, 04:07 PM
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It's actually that food may be impure up to a certain point. In other words, you've eaten rat shit before, no doubt about it. Some in a hamburger or cheese or whatever. I don't think there's a specific "rat quotient" for food or anything, but yes, there definitely are more things in our food than we think.
Stats also suggest that the average United States human swallows 3-4 spiders per year. Yum! |
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01-16-2002, 04:08 PM
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Re: can you say "bread machine"?
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