Idiot of The Day - Page 2

Gravdigr · 05-31-2011, 03:32 PM

from Kentucky.com

If I got twenty-some odd pounds of weed, I'll be damned if I'm going to work. Just saying.

Pico and ME · 06-03-2011, 04:18 PM

Man Reports Kitten Attack

Officer Finds Kitten 'Calm'

Its not from the Onion, believe it or not

A 24-year-old man called police to report that a kitten attacked him on Thursday, investigators said. The incident was reported at about 4 p.m. Thursday in the 5500 block of Meadowood Drive. According to a police report, the man told an officer that he found the kitten in a wood pile behind his house. An officer said the man told him he grabbed the kitten "and tied to tie a string around the kitten's neck," prompting the kitten to bite him on the thumb. The man showed the officer a puncture through the top and bottom of his thumb. "Both punctures were minor, with little bleeding," part of the police report read. The officer said the kitten was very calm and wasn't aggressive unless provoked when he saw the animal.
The kitten was taken to the Speedway Street Department.

morethanpretty · 06-03-2011, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pico and ME

Man Reports Kitten Attack

Officer Finds Kitten 'Calm'

Its not from the Onion, believe it or not

A 24-year-old man called police to report that a kitten attacked him on Thursday, investigators said. The incident was reported at about 4 p.m. Thursday in the 5500 block of Meadowood Drive. According to a police report, the man told an officer that he found the kitten in a wood pile behind his house. An officer said the man told him he grabbed the kitten "and tied to tie a string around the kitten's neck," prompting the kitten to bite him on the thumb. The man showed the officer a puncture through the top and bottom of his thumb. "Both punctures were minor, with little bleeding," part of the police report read. The officer said the kitten was very calm and wasn't aggressive unless provoked when he saw the animal.
The kitten was taken to the Speedway Street Department.

Its thirst for blood was satisfied by then, but just wait until next time.

footfootfoot · 06-03-2011, 04:59 PM

look at the bones!

Gravdigr · 06-04-2011, 05:34 PM

"Run away, run away!!!"

footfootfoot · 06-26-2011, 09:46 AM

This knucklehead is a sure win for Darwin Lifetime Achievement Award.

I guess he cleared the house.

Quote:

When the newlyweds got back home, they decided to engage in a little house clearing practice, in case their home was ever invaded. They had done this before. Joshua Beasley had completed a gun safety course, and felt as though he knew how to handle firearms safely. As he entered the kitchen where Alaina stood by the sink, she pointed her finger at him, pretending to have a gun. Joshua Beasley shouldered his shotgun and pulled the trigger...

Besides, you shouldn't dry fire your weapon anyway.

Perry Winkle · 06-26-2011, 11:18 AM

Wow. What a bunch of fucking morons. Where the hell in Nebraska do they live that they are so worried about having to defend their home with a shotgun that they practice it?

These "tactical" obsessed people bother me. The knife world has a huge audience for tactical knives. Few of these guys have any sort of fighting training, and almost none have any actual hand to hand combat experience. Yet they believe they would actually be able to use their fighting knife (or 14" bowie) to defend themselves.

I'm sure I'll be a hypocrite and sell tactical knives to any and everyone. Maybe I'll also include information on where to get proper training.

Lola Bunny · 06-26-2011, 02:46 PM

Maybe that's why my father never let me learn how to shoot a gun. So, I carried a knife instead.

Don't worry, I had pepper spray on me at the time too....hmm...and a taser?

Just a background story of why, I had night classes back in college and there were recent rape incidents at the time. Back then, the campus was rather empty by the time I got out of classes.

Gravdigr · 07-05-2011, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perry Winkle

Wow. What a bunch of fucking morons. Where the hell in Nebraska do they live that they are so worried about having to defend their home with a shotgun that they practice it?

If you're gonna have a weapon, you need to practice with it, no?

What they should have been practicing beforehand, is trigger discipline.

Gravdigr · 07-10-2011, 02:57 PM

Idiot of the Maybe-Not-Today-Maybe-Not-Tomorrow-But-Soon:

Quote:

Don't worry, it just means he loves me: Polar bear trainer's jaw-dropping photos

BigV · 07-18-2011, 10:46 AM

Hey!

He's using the same camera and enclosure I have. It's a Canon A710IS and the enclosure is a WP-DC6.

I don't have his polar bear though.

ZenGum · 07-18-2011, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Idiot of the Maybe-Not-Today-Maybe-Not-Tomorrow-But-Soon:

You've tried Turducken. Now, if this man eats a bacon sandwich, you can sample Manbearpig!

Okay, Bearmanpig. :p

Gravdigr · 08-09-2011, 03:10 PM

Got a bunch of these in an email.

Here's the best/worst of 'em:

Gravdigr · 08-09-2011, 03:11 PM

And this one.

grynch · 08-10-2011, 02:35 AM

following on from the first story..

http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/fe...ot-in-the-mail

05-31-2011, 03:32 PM	#16
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	May 31, 2011 from Kentucky.com If I got twenty-some odd pounds of weed, I'll be damned if I'm going to work. Just saying. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-03-2011, 04:59 PM	#19
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	look at the bones! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-04-2011, 05:34 PM	#20
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	"Run away, run away!!!" __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-18-2011, 10:46 AM	#26
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Hey! He's using the same camera and enclosure I have. It's a Canon A710IS and the enclosure is a WP-DC6. I don't have his polar bear though. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-09-2011, 03:10 PM	#28
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Got a bunch of these in an email. Here's the best/worst of 'em: Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-03-2011, 04:18 PM	#17
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Man Reports Kitten Attack Officer Finds Kitten 'Calm' Its not from the Onion, believe it or not A 24-year-old man called police to report that a kitten attacked him on Thursday, investigators said. The incident was reported at about 4 p.m. Thursday in the 5500 block of Meadowood Drive. According to a police report, the man told an officer that he found the kitten in a wood pile behind his house. An officer said the man told him he grabbed the kitten "and tied to tie a string around the kitten's neck," prompting the kitten to bite him on the thumb. The man showed the officer a puncture through the top and bottom of his thumb. "Both punctures were minor, with little bleeding," part of the police report read. The officer said the kitten was very calm and wasn't aggressive unless provoked when he saw the animal. The kitten was taken to the Speedway Street Department.

06-26-2011, 11:18 AM	#22
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	Wow. What a bunch of fucking morons. Where the hell in Nebraska do they live that they are so worried about having to defend their home with a shotgun that they practice it? These "tactical" obsessed people bother me. The knife world has a huge audience for tactical knives. Few of these guys have any sort of fighting training, and almost none have any actual hand to hand combat experience. Yet they believe they would actually be able to use their fighting knife (or 14" bowie) to defend themselves. I'm sure I'll be a hypocrite and sell tactical knives to any and everyone. Maybe I'll also include information on where to get proper training.

06-26-2011, 02:46 PM	#23
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	Maybe that's why my father never let me learn how to shoot a gun. So, I carried a knife instead. Don't worry, I had pepper spray on me at the time too....hmm...and a taser? Just a background story of why, I had night classes back in college and there were recent rape incidents at the time. Back then, the campus was rather empty by the time I got out of classes.

08-09-2011, 03:11 PM	#29
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	And this one. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-10-2011, 02:35 AM	#30
grynch the big Cheese Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Switzerland Posts: 390	following on from the first story.. http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/fe...ot-in-the-mail

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