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05-08-2011, 12:13 AM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
Join Date: Jun 2008
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question for the ladies
i'm just going to throw this out here and ask. maybe i'm doing something wrong. this might be why i'm single i don't know. ok, here it is:
how important is kunilexus (kunnileexes? or however you freaking spell it?) to you in your relationship?
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05-08-2011, 03:42 AM
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damn whipper snapper can't spell. cunnilingus. oh, and btw, it does help if you can touch the tip of your nose with your tongue!
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05-08-2011, 04:21 AM
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Encroaching on your decrees
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05-08-2011, 07:23 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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I very mcuh enjoy a Cunning Linguist. then again, I was an english major.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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05-08-2011, 07:39 AM
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
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I've never met too many women who don't like it, but I don't think i've ever met anyone who'd end a relationship over it.
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05-08-2011, 11:09 AM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I've met a lot of women who think is it disgusting. But then they also think giving a blowjob is disgusting. And don't really like sex much. And the sad thing is, they probably get more of it a year than I do, because they're better at relationships.
I love a bit of oral - giving and receiving. I see it as foreplay if I'm receiving. It's a long slog for my partner otherwise, and I'd rather have an orgasm during sex. But I'm happy to take fellatio to its natural conclusion. And swallow 
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05-08-2011, 11:18 AM
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
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Sarge, all I can offer is the advice of Sam Kinison.
Lick the alphabet. You'll do fine.
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05-09-2011, 09:07 AM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Lord, ya'll have such filthy minds!!! I was asking whether I should buy a car from Kuni Lexus to woo a lady. They seem to have good deals and I have a friend near by. Bunch of perverts
http://www.kunilexusoflittleton.com/Splash
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05-09-2011, 09:14 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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You are a very naughty boy!
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05-09-2011, 12:17 PM
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Professor
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Houston, TX
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Maybe you're still single because of jokes like this.
You're lucky that we cellar women have a good sense of humour.
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05-09-2011, 01:24 PM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
Join Date: Jun 2008
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i know i torment ya'll, but only because i like you
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05-09-2011, 03:18 PM
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05-09-2011, 03:21 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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05-09-2011, 03:44 PM
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changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
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one handed?
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05-09-2011, 05:34 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Location: Yorkshire
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and in the dark
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