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06-04-2010, 10:53 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Me too. I could pass for being harrassed in AZ.
Though once, while riding the ferry over to Put-in-Bay, a Hispanic guy asked me if I had a little Mexican in me. When I replied 'no' he said "do you want one?" Cracked me and my ex right up!
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06-07-2010, 04:03 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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When I'm clean, I love for cops to pull me over (if I haven't done anything). I'm such an asshole when (I think) I'm in the right...
I was once pulled over after dropping off a guy I used to work with. Turns out that area is "known for drug trafficking". Well no shit. That covers everywhere. I guess that gives them the right to stop anybody for nothing. I spent a grand hour fucking with those guys. I kept putting my hands in my pockets, making quick furtive gestures like I had just thrown something to the side. "Can we search your vehicle, sir?" Oh, hell no. There's no telling what you'll find...they searched for a half hour. Found some old french fries under the seat. Ah, good times, man, good times.
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06-07-2010, 04:16 PM
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Chews Food Coming In, And Going Out
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... With liberty and justice for all.
Right? Wrong.
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06-07-2010, 10:30 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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OMG Digr, you poor thing. You mean you hadn't done anything wrong, they pulled you over and searched your car?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Did you have to show them your papers (drivers license, insurance and registration) too?!?!?!?!?!? What an unconstitutional law that is! It must be repealed! bwahahahaha
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06-08-2010, 10:16 PM
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Master Dwellar
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update! guess who i talked to today? that's right folks....Border Security! they had to finish up paperwork. bob came and gave me a phone number and contact name and said this woman wanted to talk to me. ffs. hell she didn't even ask me any details about the flight. i offered more info than she needed about it i guess. that i'm instrument rated, commercial single and multi. shoot she was trying to give me pointers on flying jobs! lol! i mean seriously? anyway it was actually a pleasant convo so i can't really complain i guess...
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06-10-2010, 03:22 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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If my head was as high in the clouds as yours, my nose would bleed. 
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06-10-2010, 03:23 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Oh, and suck my cock.
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06-10-2010, 03:30 AM
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06-10-2010, 03:46 AM
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06-10-2010, 08:02 AM
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It means to be lucky, Even people who don't know what they are doing can be successful sometimes.
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06-10-2010, 05:51 PM
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Hey Gravdigr, you should know that classic wasn't making fun of you.
He was just making a reference to the big debate over the new illegal-alien laws in Arizona. He was just pointing out that cops can and do demand identification of normal people every day, and thus the law in Arizona is not racist or uncalled for in his opinion. It wasn't about you at all. |
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06-11-2010, 05:55 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Really?
 Looked like it, felt like it, I even read it out loud and it sounded like it. Oh, well, I've been wrong before...maybe he won't commit suicide over my perceived----ah fukkit. That ain't the worst mistake I ever made. 
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06-11-2010, 06:01 AM
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06-11-2010, 06:04 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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In other news, a squirrelly, blind pigman who was walking his hogdog was pulled over for no reason today in Arizona...
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