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			 Only looks like a disaster tourist 
			
			
			
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			 Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult 
			
			
			
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			Being very good at what I do, being willing to take the jobs no one else wants and get them done on time and putting up with an amazing amount of bullshit.  I have even brought in new customers just by noticing they were there and making the right contacts.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 still says videotape 
			
			
			
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			Yeah, that makes me a little uncomfortable as well.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis  | 
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			 Slattern of the Swail 
			
			
			
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			the security guard.  He walks me to my car at night so the triffids don't get me.  (They spit poison and kill)
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum  | 
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			 I hear them call the tide 
			
			
			
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			But wait, you're not currently employed, so erm.....
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Doctor Wtf 
			
			
			
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			The inexhaustible supply of human dumbness.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.  | 
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			 Vicariously, I live... 
			
			
			
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			 I got nothing 
			
			
			
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			The fact that they won't find another person to do their IT who will ALSO... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			do the mail run to the courthouse plunge toilets plus a shit-load more. They are sooooooo f'ed if I leave! 
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			 I hear them call the tide 
			
			
			
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			The problem is, 85% of top management don't realize how effed they'll be until it's too late and they sack you to cut costs.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart  | 
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			 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? 
			
			
			
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			4 out of 5 dentists disagree.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby  | 
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			 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? 
			
			
			
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			Yeah, it's that fifth dentist.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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	A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby  | 
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			 I hear them call the tide 
			
			
			
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			I've heard he doesn't warranty his crowns.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart  | 
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			 lobber of scimitars 
			
			
			
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			There are always more crazy people. No matter how hard we try to fix 'em, the ones we know about still keep breaking, and there's all these new ones.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” 
			
			
			
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			Education and a never ending stream of sick people....
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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