visine in your coffee

lumberjim · 11-11-2003, 04:12 PM

how many drops of visine do you have to put in your boss's coffee to make him shit his pants?

11-11-2003, 04:41 PM

Visine in coffee can be fatal or induce coma. I wouldn't try it unless you want to go to jail for a long, long time.

lumberjim · 11-11-2003, 04:44 PM

oh, jeez thanks! what would you suggest to get the desired result?

Undertoad · 11-11-2003, 05:07 PM

Raw chicken.

breakingnews · 11-11-2003, 05:17 PM

Um, how about an enema?

tonksy · 11-11-2003, 05:33 PM

just bake some pot brownies for the office...

much more fun...or then there is the old exlax brownies...he constipated?...physically or mentally?

lumberjim · 11-11-2003, 05:42 PM

actually, i have no problem with him.....my assistant has a certain antipathy towards him, and i was asking on her behalf.....

i had heard the visine thing from someone when i used to wait tables at denny's late night, but never had the balls to try it.

and i dont think he'd sit still for an enema......but pot brownies.....hmmmmm

i remember when i was 14 going to a party and a guy had a tupperware container full of them on top of the fridge.....well, they fell off and his dog got into them and ate half of them.....never the same dog after that.

lumberjim · 11-11-2003, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undertoad
Raw chicken.

wouldn't that leave an aftertaste?

breakingnews · 11-11-2003, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim

i remember when i was 14 going to a party and a guy had a tupperware container full of them on top of the fridge.....well, they fell off and his dog got into them and ate half of them.....never the same dog after that.

I remember the time ... four weeks ago ... when I ate three pot brownies at 9 pm and showed up to work at 11 am still a little buzzed. Jeez.

wolf · 11-11-2003, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
i remember when i was 14 going to a party and a guy had a tupperware container full of them on top of the fridge.....well, they fell off and his dog got into them and ate half of them.....never the same dog after that.

That was probably the chocolate (which is a poison to dogs, cats, and most birds) more so than the weed.

wolf · 11-11-2003, 10:39 PM

Of course, Snopes has spoken on the topic.

Like many snopes listings, it's somewhat disappointing to read.

I dated a paramedic who used to swear he'd done this to people. Typically rookies in his squad.

insoluble · 11-12-2003, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dave
Visine in coffee can be fatal or induce coma. I wouldn't try it unless you want to go to jail for a long, long time.

So you are in essence saying that people commonly introduce poison into a highly membranous area of their bodies (eyes) and are OK, but to swallow a few drops is fatal? Can you quantify that?

11-12-2003, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by insoluble
So you are in essence saying that people commonly introduce poison into a highly membranous area of their bodies (eyes) and are OK, but to swallow a few drops is fatal? Can you quantify that?

No, I am in essence saying that people commonly introduce poison into a highly membranous area of their bodies (eyes) and are OK, but to swallow a few drops <b>can be</b> fatal. And no, I can't quantify that, because I don't see how it could be quantified. I can provide evidence to support my opinion, however.

insoluble · 11-12-2003, 08:46 AM

provide away el sarcastico!

11-12-2003, 08:49 AM

Look a post above your initial one in this thread. Click the link. Read away. Be enlightened.

11-11-2003, 04:12 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	visine in your coffee how many drops of visine do you have to put in your boss's coffee to make him shit his pants? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-11-2003, 04:44 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	oh, jeez thanks! what would you suggest to get the desired result? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-11-2003, 05:33 PM	#6
tonksy 100:10100 Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: louisiana Posts: 96	just bake some pot brownies for the office... much more fun...or then there is the old exlax brownies...he constipated?...physically or mentally? __________________ ...with all of our running and all of our cunning, if we couldn't laugh we would all go insane...

11-11-2003, 05:42 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	actually, i have no problem with him.....my assistant has a certain antipathy towards him, and i was asking on her behalf..... i had heard the visine thing from someone when i used to wait tables at denny's late night, but never had the balls to try it. and i dont think he'd sit still for an enema......but pot brownies.....hmmmmm i remember when i was 14 going to a party and a guy had a tupperware container full of them on top of the fridge.....well, they fell off and his dog got into them and ate half of them.....never the same dog after that. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-11-2003, 10:39 PM	#11
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Of course, Snopes has spoken on the topic. Like many snopes listings, it's somewhat disappointing to read. I dated a paramedic who used to swear he'd done this to people. Typically rookies in his squad. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-11-2003, 04:41 PM	#2
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Visine in coffee can be fatal or induce coma. I wouldn't try it unless you want to go to jail for a long, long time.

11-11-2003, 05:07 PM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Raw chicken.

11-11-2003, 05:17 PM	#5
breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	Um, how about an enema?

11-12-2003, 08:46 AM	#14
insoluble developmentally disabled rear end headwear Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: syracuse, ny Posts: 207	provide away el sarcastico!

11-12-2003, 08:49 AM	#15
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Look a post above your initial one in this thread. Click the link. Read away. Be enlightened.

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