talk like a pirate day is nearing ( sept 19th) - Page 8

Cloud · 09-18-2008, 08:23 PM

We're having a party after work. My entire office thinks I'm crazy.

But since my boss is on vacation, I don't get to call him Captain all day (pout)

monster · 09-18-2008, 10:55 PM

“All hands on Dick?” piped up Shiver-me-timbers Sheldon with a toothless grin. “STFU” said the ship’s cat.

The Cellaaaaarrr was still gaining speed, the crew tried everything –recipes, word association, rolled them up neatly (except for the fitted ones which they scrunched up into balls and threw in the chumbucket). Then Pussy Ninetails had the bright idea of posting in the Fucked-Up Ships forum. Almost immediately, Nerdy Norman the IT goto guy replied “have you tried taking down the sails, waiting five minutes then putting them backup again?” “RTFM” said the cat. And then “O hai, I fixd ur bote 4 u”. “SFTU” growled Zip EverReady, who had been hoping to watch Pussy Ninetails and the other foxy lady dwellaaarrrs wrestle in the rigging.

As the Cellaaaaarrrr calmed down, Barmy Bruce whipped up a few spammers for dinner, Captain Wolf orked a few cows, and the crew dined on deck, watching the sun set like a reverse goatse. One Aye got out the telescope and scanned the horizon for land like a hungry grammar nazi. Then she moved it to her good eye and immediately spotted a large object closing fast on the Cellaaarrr. Was it a bird? Was it a plane? A shark? A dolphin? No, it was a Intaaarrrnet Pirates!
.....

lumberjim · 09-18-2008, 11:22 PM

aye, and iff ya like the SeaMonster's Intaaarrrnet Pirates, you'll love these beasties!

footfootfoot · 09-19-2008, 08:18 AM

fucking cunt

Shawnee123 · 09-19-2008, 08:19 AM

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

DanaC · 09-19-2008, 08:36 AM

Harrrr! Shiver me oh so shivery timbers, sea dwellars, 'tis a fine an' blustery day o'th'high seas, fer sure. !9 days o'th'ninth month an'we're all shiverin' an'swabbin decks an' talkin like the salty seamen we are *waves crutch in the air and almost overbalances on wooden leg*

But it ain't all Jolly Roger, oh no! Piratin is a serious business, oh indeedy yes tis. An'there's always one drylanded urchin who can't bring hisself to do the job...

Ibby Ibbessen, son of Ibbessen Ibbessensen, tell us all, why don't ye lad, tell us all why the mainsail is hangin shoddier than a broken cannon?

classicman · 09-19-2008, 08:38 AM

OMG is that the new Rick Roll?

Shawnee123 · 09-19-2008, 08:45 AM

I just heard some cow orkers doin' the ARRRRRRRRR.

I mentioned that the pres of Academic Senate should hold our meeting today in pirate. Someone mentioned they heard him say the very same thing this morning.

I love it!

monster · 09-19-2008, 09:13 AM

Aaaarrrr so ye walked me plank, did ye, Thrasher?

limey · 09-19-2008, 12:13 PM

Given that I live on Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrannnnnnn it was harrrrrrrrrrrrrd not to talk loik this todayrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Cloud · 09-19-2008, 02:25 PM

we be ready to hit the tavern for GROG!

Shawnee123 · 09-19-2008, 03:29 PM

Let me know how it goes, Cloud!

I bet no one at my bar will have a clue what I am talking about.

Elspode · 09-19-2008, 06:24 PM

Bite me crank, mateys.

wolf · 09-19-2008, 07:07 PM

Arrrr. I been stringin' me mateys up on the mizzenmast fer not palaverin' in pirate speech today, me hearties.

Or something.

Arrr.

I need a flagon of rum and a parrot.

DanaC · 09-20-2008, 09:50 AM

Wouldn't the parrot make the rum taste a bit musty?

09-18-2008, 08:23 PM	#106
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	We're having a party after work. My entire office thinks I'm crazy. But since my boss is on vacation, I don't get to call him Captain all day (pout) __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

09-18-2008, 10:55 PM	#107
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	“All hands on Dick?” piped up Shiver-me-timbers Sheldon with a toothless grin. “STFU” said the ship’s cat. The Cellaaaaarrr was still gaining speed, the crew tried everything –recipes, word association, rolled them up neatly (except for the fitted ones which they scrunched up into balls and threw in the chumbucket). Then Pussy Ninetails had the bright idea of posting in the Fucked-Up Ships forum. Almost immediately, Nerdy Norman the IT goto guy replied “have you tried taking down the sails, waiting five minutes then putting them backup again?” “RTFM” said the cat. And then “O hai, I fixd ur bote 4 u”. “SFTU” growled Zip EverReady, who had been hoping to watch Pussy Ninetails and the other foxy lady dwellaaarrrs wrestle in the rigging. As the Cellaaaaarrrr calmed down, Barmy Bruce whipped up a few spammers for dinner, Captain Wolf orked a few cows, and the crew dined on deck, watching the sun set like a reverse goatse. One Aye got out the telescope and scanned the horizon for land like a hungry grammar nazi. Then she moved it to her good eye and immediately spotted a large object closing fast on the Cellaaarrr. Was it a bird? Was it a plane? A shark? A dolphin? No, it was a Intaaarrrnet Pirates! ..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-18-2008, 11:22 PM	#108
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	aye, and iff ya like the SeaMonster's Intaaarrrnet Pirates, you'll love these beasties! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-19-2008, 08:18 AM	#109
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	fucking cunt __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-19-2008, 08:19 AM	#110
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-19-2008, 08:36 AM	#111
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Harrrr! Shiver me oh so shivery timbers, sea dwellars, 'tis a fine an' blustery day o'th'high seas, fer sure. !9 days o'th'ninth month an'we're all shiverin' an'swabbin decks an' talkin like the salty seamen we are waves crutch in the air and almost overbalances on wooden leg But it ain't all Jolly Roger, oh no! Piratin is a serious business, oh indeedy yes tis. An'there's always one drylanded urchin who can't bring hisself to do the job... Ibby Ibbessen, son of Ibbessen Ibbessensen, tell us all, why don't ye lad, tell us all why the mainsail is hangin shoddier than a broken cannon?

09-19-2008, 08:38 AM	#112
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	OMG is that the new Rick Roll? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-19-2008, 08:45 AM	#113
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I just heard some cow orkers doin' the ARRRRRRRRR. I mentioned that the pres of Academic Senate should hold our meeting today in pirate. Someone mentioned they heard him say the very same thing this morning. I love it! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-19-2008, 09:13 AM	#114
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Aaaarrrr so ye walked me plank, did ye, Thrasher? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-19-2008, 12:13 PM	#115
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Given that I live on Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrannnnnnn it was harrrrrrrrrrrrrd not to talk loik this todayrrrrrrrrrrrr. __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

09-19-2008, 02:25 PM	#116
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	we be ready to hit the tavern for GROG! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

09-19-2008, 03:29 PM	#117
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Let me know how it goes, Cloud! I bet no one at my bar will have a clue what I am talking about. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-19-2008, 06:24 PM	#118
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Bite me crank, mateys. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-19-2008, 07:07 PM	#119
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Arrrr. I been stringin' me mateys up on the mizzenmast fer not palaverin' in pirate speech today, me hearties. Or something. Arrr. I need a flagon of rum and a parrot. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-20-2008, 09:50 AM	#120
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Wouldn't the parrot make the rum taste a bit musty?

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