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09-12-2008, 09:06 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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Please Welcome Jarfmon
New user Jarfmon is one of my oldest friends. He is, in fact, my brother without common blood. He, like most of us, has a very interesting life, but is probably reticent to spell it all out.
I hope that we can all give him the kind of support and input that we provide to each other, despite the fact that he is new. LJ...would you please break him in by telling him to eat a dick? Zippy...would you please send him the titty picture url?
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09-12-2008, 09:11 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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I need loldwellar fodder here...... you aint no-one til you've been lolled.....
(NSFW preferred  )(welcome, Barfmom)
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09-12-2008, 09:22 PM
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Старый сержант
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women.
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Welcome! Now, do push ups!!!
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09-12-2008, 09:29 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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1. How does one 'Jarf', mon. 2. How often do you change your sheets? 3. Does Pat really have 2 penises? 4. Does the left brain know that love is fleeting? 5. What color is the number 2? 6. Go back in time and kill one person in the cradle. who? 7. crimson or clover? 8. Where's the beef? 9. ketchup or mustard on your hotdog? 10. Which of the previous questions is the only one that really matters? good luck. no pressure. oh...and..... eat a dick, n00b
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09-12-2008, 10:48 PM
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
Join Date: Apr 2006
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welcome Jarf.
Elspode is nice so I am sure all his friends are too. |
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09-12-2008, 11:21 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 25,964
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Welcome to the Cellar, Jarfmon
 Pull up a stool, grab a beer.
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09-12-2008, 11:58 PM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
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THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION:
Are you sexy?
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Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien |
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09-13-2008, 05:34 AM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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More pertinent question - are you here?
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09-13-2008, 07:17 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Better thread Idea: Where is Jarfmon?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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09-13-2008, 07:26 AM
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Encroaching on your decrees
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland
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Show yourself Jarfmon! Step right up to the microphone and tell us ... all about it!
[welcome]
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Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of 
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09-13-2008, 07:57 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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Hey, I got him to sign up. Now, we'll see if he participates. :p
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09-13-2008, 08:09 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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If we haven't already scared him away lol.
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09-13-2008, 08:12 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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I was in a drunken haranguing mood last night, so I drunkenly harangued him into signing up while I was talking to him on the phone. He may have been just trying to placate me.
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog |
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09-13-2008, 09:24 AM
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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You've probably all scared him off by now.
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09-13-2008, 10:57 AM
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all hollowed out
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Ridgecrest, CA
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