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Old 07-30-2008, 12:46 PM   #1
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Jesus Cat

Now I've heard everything: these people see Jesus in their cat's fur. This is worse than potato chips.
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Old 07-30-2008, 01:25 PM   #2
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Well, it is South Bend.
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Old 07-30-2008, 02:18 PM   #3
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As in "going around the bend?"
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Old 07-30-2008, 02:18 PM   #4
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Well do like everyone else and sell the pussy on ebay. Some whacko will buy it for a couple grand.
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Old 07-30-2008, 03:11 PM   #5
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Some wacko will buy it for a couple HUNDRED grand.
fixed it for ya.
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Old 07-30-2008, 05:37 PM   #6
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I got the link abour Rember.
Am I just going senile?

First thought - the scientists in the clip are testing my hair colour (I wish they had!)
Second - Dr Wischik is from the Univeristy of Aberdeen. He has a weird hybrid accent that could be UK, US or even Aus. I assume there's an Aberdeen in the US, because the one thing he doesn't sound is Scottish!
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Old 07-30-2008, 08:48 PM   #7
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I'm still waiting for the day when someone sees Jesus in their toilet after a terrible bout of diarrhea.

Shawnee...you keep us posted, okay?
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Old 07-30-2008, 08:58 PM   #8
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I'm still waiting for the day when someone sees Jesus in their toilet after a terrible bout of diarrhea.
This happened last night, but I couldn't find the camera to take a picture.

I think it might be under the bed.
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Old 07-30-2008, 09:03 PM   #9
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meet Cheesus

http://www.necn.com/Boston/Nation/Wo...217357256.html
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Old 07-30-2008, 09:09 PM   #10
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just looking for the couple who saw Jesus in their baby's ultrasound (story on the radio this morning, but apparently there are many, not sure either of these are the ones I heard of this morning:





gives you something to aim for, eh, Ali? I think seeing Undertoad or Lumberjim might be most fitting... or maybe SG for a more peaceful life....
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Old 07-30-2008, 09:11 PM   #11
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I think I'll just look for my baby in the ultrasound.
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Old 07-31-2008, 04:20 AM   #12
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This happened last night, but I couldn't find the camera to take a picture.
I think it might be under the bed.
I was very relived when I realised you meant the camera.
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gives you something to aim for, eh, Ali? I think seeing Undertoad or Lumberjim might be most fitting... or maybe SG for a more peaceful life....
I admit I'd probably sleep for nine months if you made sure I got some wine now and then. LJ would kick. And give you terrible acid reflux.
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Old 07-31-2008, 07:24 AM   #13
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He's everywhere, all right!

Then, you have the woman selling fish stick crosses on e-bay. Don't know how that auction turned out. For pete's sake, you buy a box of fish sticks, and true to their name, they stick together.

The article has too many funny things to even know where to start, so I'll start with this one:

"I went to cook them one day and I poured them out into the pan and there were three kind of fused together in a way that made three mini crosses, and the way they fell on the pan it looked just like the hill where Jesus was crucified," said Landis.

Huh?

Leave to Ohio.
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Old 07-31-2008, 12:59 PM   #14
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[Vader]The stoopid is strong with this one...[/Vader]

Seriously...

WTF is missing in someone's life/mind that it takes so little to fill it?

You guys need to police yourselves if you want to be taken seriously.

The internet is the world's greatest force multiplier when it comes to magnifying the stupid in a person.
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Old 07-31-2008, 02:58 PM   #15
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You guys need to police yourselves if you want to be taken seriously.

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OMG, was someone hoping to be taken seriously? Anyway, I was hoping someone could troubleshoot me. :p
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