Tell them what what they've won!

[Griff]

Game show time. What do you wish the people had won?


"Well Sister Agnes, you've won an all expense trip to Norway for the Inferno Metal Festival!"

[Sheldonrs]

"Congratulations Mr. Cheney! You and your friends will be sailing with Rosie O'Donnell and all her friends to The Bahamas!"

[Shawnee123]

Congratulations, Mr Vick, you've won two all expenses paid trips to The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.

[nmckenzie02]

congrats, mr. west. you've won an all night boo-a-thon vacation to the underworld of pop-rap-crap product enhancement and rectum activity, and an all expenses trip to the therapist.

[lumberjim]

Congratulations, Mr Romo. You're going to Disney Land.

[Undertoad]

if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:

a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple.

[Sundae]

I'll have an E please, Bob.

[monster]

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I'll have an E please, Bob.

P.

[Sundae]

I don't want a P though...

[regular.joe]

Originally Posted by Undertoad

if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:

a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple.

I WANT MY MTV!!!!!!!

[monster]

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I don't want a P though...

Dusty Bin?

[Sundae]

Even better.... "Let's see what they would have won"
It was always a speedboat

Also, I couldn't understand why anyone would want to win a fondue set (I didn't know what that was) rather than a Blankety Blank Cheque Book and Pen. I knew what a chequebook was. It was something that meant you gave people pieces of paper instead of money. My neighbour's Dad had one! It struck me that a silver one would be twice as good. And a wholebook of them...?

I was always bugging my parents to go on Blankety Blank. I knew that if I was an adult I'd be on it.

[monster]

the speedboat thing.... so where/when would your average Brit use a speedboat? huh? and how many bathers at Skegness would die?

[monster]

I think George Bush might appreciate a Blankety Blank Chequebook and Pen....


...oh wait....

[spudcon]

Rosie O' Donnell wins a trip to the next Promise Keepers rally.