What’s Irritating the Sh*t out of me! - Page 4

11-14-2007, 03:20 PM

Anyone with a 220 underwrites as they write, they have to.
Even 440s do do a degree.

jester · 11-15-2007, 02:54 PM

I swear, I think the CM's umbilical cord was wrapped around his neck when he came out of the womb.

DanaC · 11-15-2007, 03:56 PM

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Dana thinks I don't have no compassion....

Not true.

zippyt · 11-15-2007, 07:46 PM

Today , well

My Easy ass Early day for tomorrow has been DASHED ,
instead i get to Leave at 4am to drive 2 hrs to meet my boss for parts ,
then drive 2 more hrs to UnFUCK a job a coworker went on today ,
then I get to drive 2 more hrs to UnFuck Another of his jobs ,
these are Both 3-4 hour jobs (IF I am lucky) with with about 8-9 hours of driving .
This is getting OLD !!!!!

(and Yes I edited out the parts about the Dumb ass fucker that I am having to go behind )

jinx · 11-15-2007, 08:30 PM

My Jeep has been in the shop since Tuesday because [short version] there was a cd stuck in the player. The long version involves recalls, software updates and 3 visits for the same complaint, but the reason it was there for 3 days (and I was driving a mini-van) was the cd player.
So, I go pick it up today, and I'm a few miles down 202, and I realize the nav (in the replacement cd player) is afu. They don't know why but the nav screen says something about a software update... I guess I'll be taking it back in...

Aliantha · 11-15-2007, 08:32 PM

flaps!

LJ · 11-15-2007, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by zippyt

(and Yes I edited out the parts about the Dumb ass fucker that I am having to go behind )

is it dumb ass-fucker or dumb-ass fucker?

zippyt · 11-15-2007, 08:41 PM

it is a StUUUUUUUipid Person that should be something else for a job !!!

lookout123 · 11-16-2007, 09:36 AM

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My Jeep has been in the shop since Tuesday because [short version] there was a cd stuck in the player.

i think this story really started with some douchebag car jag ripping you off.

jinx · 11-16-2007, 11:48 AM

Yea, I've been needling him about lemon laws and such...

11-17-2007, 01:06 AM

Every fucker that asks me to "race" then laughing their asses off. It's always a total stranger.
Went to a wedding tonight... WTF is it with racing people in chairs?
Yeah, I'm slower than you because my legs don't work, laugh it up shit-head its a hoot for us all.
That and the "test drive" line...
What happened to "hi"?

ZenGum · 11-17-2007, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage

Every fucker that asks me to "race" then laughing their asses off. It's always a total stranger.
Went to a wedding tonight... WTF is it with racing people in chairs?
Yeah, I'm slower than you because my legs don't work, laugh it up shit-head its a hoot for us all.
That and the "test drive" line...
What happened to "hi"?

Holy FSM, do people really say shit like that? How rude can you get?
Which is worse, RK? "Wanna race?" or "May we pray for you?"?
I don't think you should carry a gun. One day the temptation will be too strong for you to resist, and while the world will benefit from the removal of a stupid and/or rude jerk, I doubt if the jury will appreciate this service.

Aliantha · 11-17-2007, 05:02 AM

ok, what does FSM mean?

ZenGum · 11-17-2007, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

ok, what does FSM mean?

The great and holy Flying Spaghetti Monster, of course (bless his Noodly Appendages) who created the universe after a hard night drinking and who is worshiped through the Church or Pastafarianism.

RAmen.

Aliantha · 11-17-2007, 05:32 AM

oh yeah that's right. I saw that definition last week.

forgive me. I've been sipping a little this arvy.

11-15-2007, 07:46 PM	#49
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Today , well My Easy ass Early day for tomorrow has been DASHED , instead i get to Leave at 4am to drive 2 hrs to meet my boss for parts , then drive 2 more hrs to UnFUCK a job a coworker went on today , then I get to drive 2 more hrs to UnFuck Another of his jobs , these are Both 3-4 hour jobs (IF I am lucky) with with about 8-9 hours of driving . This is getting OLD !!!!! (and Yes I edited out the parts about the Dumb ass fucker that I am having to go behind ) __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-15-2007, 08:30 PM	#50
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	My Jeep has been in the shop since Tuesday because [short version] there was a cd stuck in the player. The long version involves recalls, software updates and 3 visits for the same complaint, but the reason it was there for 3 days (and I was driving a mini-van) was the cd player. So, I go pick it up today, and I'm a few miles down 202, and I realize the nav (in the replacement cd player) is afu. They don't know why but the nav screen says something about a software update... I guess I'll be taking it back in... __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

11-15-2007, 08:32 PM	#51
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	flaps! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-15-2007, 08:41 PM	#53
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	it is a StUUUUUUUipid Person that should be something else for a job !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-16-2007, 11:48 AM	#55
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Yea, I've been needling him about lemon laws and such... __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

11-14-2007, 03:20 PM	#46
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Anyone with a 220 underwrites as they write, they have to. Even 440s do do a degree.

11-15-2007, 02:54 PM	#47
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	I swear, I think the CM's umbilical cord was wrapped around his neck when he came out of the womb.

11-17-2007, 01:06 AM	#56
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Every fucker that asks me to "race" then laughing their asses off. It's always a total stranger. Went to a wedding tonight... WTF is it with racing people in chairs? Yeah, I'm slower than you because my legs don't work, laugh it up shit-head its a hoot for us all. That and the "test drive" line... What happened to "hi"?

11-17-2007, 05:02 AM	#58
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	ok, what does FSM mean? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-17-2007, 05:32 AM	#60
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	oh yeah that's right. I saw that definition last week. forgive me. I've been sipping a little this arvy. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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