Best Headlines in Major News Media - Page 6

elSicomoro · 01-10-2004, 10:43 AM

The story is funnier than the title: Hackers heckle drive-in diners

Elspode · 03-19-2004, 11:35 PM

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...sure_movies_dc

Elspode · 05-05-2004, 10:26 PM

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...o_kmbc/2193475

OnyxCougar · 05-06-2004, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elspode
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...o_kmbc/2193475

When you link it, pleeeeease quote the headline, so we don't have to click on ones that have been moved and miss out.

*muah* Thanks!

Elspode · 05-06-2004, 06:19 PM

Hmmm...well, that one was still there when I clicked on it, but the headline was :"Body Found at Body Shop".

OnyxCougar · 05-06-2004, 06:25 PM

Yes Dear Heart, but the others aren't, and I'm just looking ahead.

Didn't mean to confuse you!

SteveDallas · 05-11-2004, 08:31 AM

"Van Helsing" Slays Olsen Twins

Poor girls. I wonder when the funeral is?

(Anybody who wants to complain that E! Online doesn't represent "major news media," go right ahead!!

xoxoxoBruce · 05-11-2004, 08:44 PM

Can't link it so here it is.

wolf · 01-05-2005, 12:47 AM

Sheriff Deploys Snipers After Firing Dozens

wolf · 06-03-2005, 12:59 AM

Girl With Half A Brain Going To College

Elspode · 06-03-2005, 11:10 AM

Wow. This is a first. The Net Nanny wouldn't let me view the TV station page with the half a brain article. It said it exceeded the number of offensive or questionable words.

wolf · 06-04-2005, 01:43 AM

That is about the bizarrest netnanny false positive I've ever heard of.

Must have been the use of "Rasmussen's encephalitis" and "pulsations" in close proximity.

Either that or multiple ads and story links for a breast cancer walk.

glatt · 12-02-2005, 11:32 AM

Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'

Cyclefrance · 12-05-2005, 04:30 AM

Thanks to Glatt for re vitalising this thread - nice little home for the odd bits in the Sunday Times each week - such as:

Irony of the week:
-------
A Wendy's burger bar assistant has been accused of taking money from the restaurant in Manchester, New Hampshire. His name: Ronald MacDonald.

and

Not-so-cunning disguise of the week:
----
A robber trying to hide his features wrapped himself up so tightly that he couldn't speak properly. The attacker walked into a newspaper's shop in Cologne Germany and mumbled that he wanted cash. The assistant, Michaela Sobor, coudn't make out what he was saying and asked him to repeat it more clearly. Frustrated, the robber went behind the counter and seized £1,000. 'I didn't realise it was a robbery,' said Michaela, 'I thought he had wrapped himself up warm because of the cold weather'.

and lastly:

Overtime of the week:
-----
Calls to photocopier engineers rise by around 25% during the Christmas season, according to a survey by Canon. The extra work is the result of peoplw copying their bottoms - or worse - at the office party, orr standing on the glass to hang decorations. (BTW, they didn't say what sort of decorations were being hung...)

03-19-2004, 11:35 PM	#77
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...sure_movies_dc __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

05-05-2004, 10:26 PM	#78
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Well, Duh... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...o_kmbc/2193475 __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

05-06-2004, 06:19 PM	#80
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Hmmm...well, that one was still there when I clicked on it, but the headline was :"Body Found at Body Shop". __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

05-11-2004, 08:44 PM	#83
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Can't link it so here it is. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 06:02 PM.

01-05-2005, 12:47 AM	#84
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Sheriff Deploys Snipers After Firing Dozens __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-10-2004, 10:43 AM	#76
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	The story is funnier than the title: Hackers heckle drive-in diners

05-06-2004, 06:25 PM	#81
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	Yes Dear Heart, but the others aren't, and I'm just looking ahead. Didn't mean to confuse you!

05-11-2004, 08:31 AM	#82
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	"Van Helsing" Slays Olsen Twins Poor girls. I wonder when the funeral is? (Anybody who wants to complain that E! Online doesn't represent "major news media," go right ahead!!

06-03-2005, 12:59 AM	#85
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Girl With Half A Brain Going To College __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-03-2005, 11:10 AM	#86
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Wow. This is a first. The Net Nanny wouldn't let me view the TV station page with the half a brain article. It said it exceeded the number of offensive or questionable words. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

06-04-2005, 01:43 AM	#87
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	That is about the bizarrest netnanny false positive I've ever heard of. Must have been the use of "Rasmussen's encephalitis" and "pulsations" in close proximity. Either that or multiple ads and story links for a breast cancer walk. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-02-2005, 11:32 AM	#88
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'

12-05-2005, 04:30 AM	#89
Cyclefrance Pump my ride! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England Posts: 1,890	Thanks to Glatt for re vitalising this thread - nice little home for the odd bits in the Sunday Times each week - such as: Irony of the week: ------- A Wendy's burger bar assistant has been accused of taking money from the restaurant in Manchester, New Hampshire. His name: Ronald MacDonald. and Not-so-cunning disguise of the week: ---- A robber trying to hide his features wrapped himself up so tightly that he couldn't speak properly. The attacker walked into a newspaper's shop in Cologne Germany and mumbled that he wanted cash. The assistant, Michaela Sobor, coudn't make out what he was saying and asked him to repeat it more clearly. Frustrated, the robber went behind the counter and seized £1,000. 'I didn't realise it was a robbery,' said Michaela, 'I thought he had wrapped himself up warm because of the cold weather'. and lastly: Overtime of the week: ----- Calls to photocopier engineers rise by around 25% during the Christmas season, according to a survey by Canon. The extra work is the result of peoplw copying their bottoms - or worse - at the office party, orr standing on the glass to hang decorations. (BTW, they didn't say what sort of decorations were being hung...) __________________ Always sufficient hills - never sufficient gears

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