The Sex Thread - Page 44

BigV · 10-20-2005, 02:15 PM

Situ? I've never heard it called that. Must be Missouri slang. But I'll trust you Els, you represent the Show Me state, after all.

Rock Steady · 10-20-2005, 03:07 PM

In Situ

biology: to examine the phenomenon exactly in place where it occurs (without removing it in some special medium etc.).

LabRat · 10-20-2005, 03:23 PM

Rent a movie if you want that, all you're getting is stock photos stolen from the web from me! :p

lumberjim · 10-20-2005, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Regarding improvised devices:

A couple of years ago there was quite a bit of a furor over a Harry Potter Vibrating Broom.

MAN. either i'm becoming invisible or you guys share my reluctance to follow links:

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

'member this one?

glatt · 10-20-2005, 04:51 PM

FYI: I saw the link, lj, but didn't follow it. I could see from mousing over it what the url was. As I was reading about the wiggly pen in the thread, I was hoping nobody else has made the connection in their mind that you made, so I could post the Harry Potter broom story first. It's good humor!

seakdivers · 10-20-2005, 05:26 PM

The Toy website was pretty weird...... I like this line
"Beep beep! - there it is, a new message...
Your heart races as you read his sexy words
You know he is thinking only of you"

Errrrrmmmm...... I didn't know you could read with your vagina - but then again, I never tried.

<off to give it a whirl>

SteveDallas · 10-21-2005, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

SD, didn't you intend pictures in situ?

Well I expect we'll have to take what we get. However I do applaud LabRat's thorough documentation even so--very scientific & all.

footfootfoot · 10-23-2005, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seakdivers

The Toy website was pretty weird...... I like this line
"Beep beep! - there it is, a new message...
Your heart races as you read his sexy words
You know he is thinking only of you"

Errrrrmmmm...... I didn't know you could read with your vagina - but then again, I never tried.

<off to give it a whirl>

hahaha!

[joke tangent]
A guy is having his lunch sitting on a park bench next to a blind man. Being the generous sort, he offers a piece of matzo bread to the blind man. The blind man accepts it, then turns to the guy and asks
"Who wrote this shit?"
[/tangent]

laebedahs · 10-23-2005, 10:49 AM

Hello Cellar. I'm a longtime lurker, just registered today. What originally attracted me to these forums was the "Image of the Day" section (the first one I saw was a picture of the fireman putting a mask over a dog, a photoshopped image but hilarious due to the subtlety). Then I found this thread...

First of all, I'm a male. I'm not going to go back in time with this thread (I read all current 44 pages), so I'll keep with the current question: toys are great. My favorite is a plug (the rectal kind). It kind've freaked my wife out the first time I told her I wanted to get one.

Trilby · 10-23-2005, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by laebedahs

First of all, I'm a male. I'm not going to go back in time with this thread (I read all current 44 pages), so I'll keep with the current question: toys are great. My favorite is a plug (the rectal kind). It kind've freaked my wife out the first time I told her I wanted to get one.

Welcome, welcome!

Well...what does a rectal plug do for you, sensation-wise?

laebedahs · 10-23-2005, 11:52 AM

It's... hard to describe. My old one was cut up (long story), so it's been a while. You know how it's said that there's a gspot for guys? It's there alright. Not only that but the act of stretching that area is fun too (because it's challenging to fit more in each time, and satisfying when it sets in place). It's hard to describe to women, unless they've had stuff up there too; but for men it can be described as a pleasureable feeling on your penis and in the back of it.

But I've also been putting things in there since I was very young (pre-teen). I'm 22 now. Have a new plug on the way in the mail!

Trilby · 10-23-2005, 12:50 PM

Do most men like this sensation? I've often wondered how far to go with stimulating "that" part of a man...how about it, guys? Do you want your partner to "go there"--??

laebedahs · 10-23-2005, 01:32 PM

I think one thing that is a barrier is trying to get past that whole "exit only" and "ewww gross" mentality/taboo (be sure it's clean though before you do something like this!)

Trilby · 10-23-2005, 02:44 PM

Hey. Can somebody put up a poll-thing-y and see how many male dwellars like/dislike the butt thing? I don't know how to do a poll. I am the least computer literate person you'll ever meet...so, don't try to insult me--I KNOW I'm dumm.

SO--a poll with lots of possible responses (the more responses available to a person, the more responses you'll get!) OK----now: Somebody DO IT.

And, thanks!

laebedahs · 10-23-2005, 03:10 PM

You don't necessarily have to be selective. Some guys like other forms of pleasure in that area (seen a few porns where tongue meets the area...). Maybe include in that poll several variations? Some guys

10-20-2005, 02:15 PM	#646
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Situ? I've never heard it called that. Must be Missouri slang. But I'll trust you Els, you represent the Show Me state, after all. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-20-2005, 03:07 PM	#647
Rock Steady Day Tripper Join Date: May 2005 Location: Silicon Valley Posts: 784	In Situ biology: to examine the phenomenon exactly in place where it occurs (without removing it in some special medium etc.). __________________

10-20-2005, 03:23 PM	#648
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Rent a movie if you want that, all you're getting is stock photos stolen from the web from me! :p __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

10-23-2005, 12:50 PM	#657
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Do most men like this sensation? I've often wondered how far to go with stimulating "that" part of a man...how about it, guys? Do you want your partner to "go there"--?? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-23-2005, 02:44 PM	#659
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Hey. Can somebody put up a poll-thing-y and see how many male dwellars like/dislike the butt thing? I don't know how to do a poll. I am the least computer literate person you'll ever meet...so, don't try to insult me--I KNOW I'm dumm. SO--a poll with lots of possible responses (the more responses available to a person, the more responses you'll get!) OK----now: Somebody DO IT. And, thanks! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-20-2005, 04:51 PM	#650
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	FYI: I saw the link, lj, but didn't follow it. I could see from mousing over it what the url was. As I was reading about the wiggly pen in the thread, I was hoping nobody else has made the connection in their mind that you made, so I could post the Harry Potter broom story first. It's good humor!

10-20-2005, 05:26 PM	#651
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	The Toy website was pretty weird...... I like this line "Beep beep! - there it is, a new message... Your heart races as you read his sexy words You know he is thinking only of you" Errrrrmmmm...... I didn't know you could read with your vagina - but then again, I never tried. <off to give it a whirl>

10-23-2005, 10:49 AM	#654
laebedahs Abecedarian Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 172	Hello Cellar. I'm a longtime lurker, just registered today. What originally attracted me to these forums was the "Image of the Day" section (the first one I saw was a picture of the fireman putting a mask over a dog, a photoshopped image but hilarious due to the subtlety). Then I found this thread... First of all, I'm a male. I'm not going to go back in time with this thread (I read all current 44 pages), so I'll keep with the current question: toys are great. My favorite is a plug (the rectal kind). It kind've freaked my wife out the first time I told her I wanted to get one.

10-23-2005, 11:52 AM	#656
laebedahs Abecedarian Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 172	It's... hard to describe. My old one was cut up (long story), so it's been a while. You know how it's said that there's a gspot for guys? It's there alright. Not only that but the act of stretching that area is fun too (because it's challenging to fit more in each time, and satisfying when it sets in place). It's hard to describe to women, unless they've had stuff up there too; but for men it can be described as a pleasureable feeling on your penis and in the back of it. But I've also been putting things in there since I was very young (pre-teen). I'm 22 now. Have a new plug on the way in the mail!

10-23-2005, 01:32 PM	#658
laebedahs Abecedarian Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 172	I think one thing that is a barrier is trying to get past that whole "exit only" and "ewww gross" mentality/taboo (be sure it's clean though before you do something like this!)

10-23-2005, 03:10 PM	#660
laebedahs Abecedarian Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 172	You don't necessarily have to be selective. Some guys like other forms of pleasure in that area (seen a few porns where tongue meets the area...). Maybe include in that poll several variations? Some guys Last edited by laebedahs; 10-23-2005 at 03:26 PM.

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