The Sex Thread - Page 42

footfootfoot · 10-17-2005, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

...snip Until now, I hadn't imagined what I think you're implying. Wow.
...snip.

That's because Clodfobble thinks outside the erm, ahem, box.

lumberjim · 10-17-2005, 06:56 PM

'member this one?

BigV · 10-17-2005, 07:10 PM

Where in the heck did my ASS land?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

BigV · 10-17-2005, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

That's because <strike>Clodfobble</strike> BigV thinks outside the erm, ahem, box.

Corrected.

Elspode · 10-17-2005, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I had one of these as a pre-teen. I really wonder to this day if the aunt who gave it to me (an empowered woman, to say the least) in fact knew exactly what she was doing.

How did you explain the ink stains to your mother when she did the laundry?

footfootfoot · 10-17-2005, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

How did you explain the ink stains to your mother when she did the laundry?

HAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA

SCF!

Iggy · 10-17-2005, 10:52 PM

I think the best invention in toys is the "bullet" or "egg" thingies... those are fun!! :p

darclauz · 10-17-2005, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

How did you explain the ink stains to your mother when she did the laundry?

i thought.. ink stains?

and then i thought....................

ah.

bwahahahaha

lookout123 · 10-18-2005, 12:52 AM

if the world ended today and in a thousand years a strange enlightened species came around investigating they would wonder what our familial fascination with rabbits, dolphins, and turtles would be.

i mean, yes, we enjoy toys.

LabRat · 10-18-2005, 09:18 AM

My then boyfriend, now husband bought me my first vibrator, a simple black one from the local dirty book store. Probably why I married him

Since, we have tried lots of different things, but generally they all get used once and tossed in the garbage. However, after my last plain ole vibrator pooped out, I ended up trying a hungry bear vibrator and holy moly. For the first time I use it even when he's not around. It twirls and vibrates (or only one at a time). I give it 5 moans. By the way, I only paid $60 at the local shop here, I just noticed the price on the link was $96. Either way, worth every penny...

Trilby · 10-18-2005, 09:44 AM

hm. really beginning to see the advantages of not bothering with an actual boyfriend...

Sundae · 10-18-2005, 10:49 AM

I can't say I've every really enjoyed using a vibrator. For me stimulation is as much about fantasy as technique. I find them noisy and a little too intense for clitoral stimulation, and have never really mastered the art of masturbation any other way. For me they have only been used as props if my partner has been a fan of toys.

But I did buy my Mum a Rampant Rabbit for her birthday (she said she didn't know who else to ask). Her carefully worded vague report suggests perhaps I should get one for myself & see what I've been missing out on.....?

Trilby · 10-18-2005, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

But I did buy my Mum a Rampant Rabbit for her birthday (she said she didn't know who else to ask). Her carefully worded vague report suggests perhaps I should get one for myself & see what I've been missing out on.....?

NO WAY! LOVE IT!

Rock Steady · 10-18-2005, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

hm. really beginning to see the advantages of not bothering with an actual boyfriend...

OK, I confess, I'm not a real person. I'm Brianna's new sex toy:

coin operated boy
sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
but i turn him on and he comes to life
automatic joy
that is why i want a coin operated boy

who could ever ever ask for more
love without complications galore
i will never leave my bedroom
i will never cry at night again
wrap my arms around him and pretend....

coin operated boy
all the other real ones that i destroy
cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll
never let him go and i'll never be alone
not with my coin operated boy ...

he may not be real ... experienced with girls
but i know he feels like a boy should feel
isnt that the point that is why i want a
coin operated boy
with his pretty coin operated voice
saying that he loves me that he's thinking of me
straight and to the point
that is why i want
a coin operated boy.

http://dresdendolls.com/downloads_n_...peratedboy.htm

Clodfobble · 10-18-2005, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

How did you explain the ink stains to your mother when she did the laundry?

That's the thing, it came with removable ("interchangeable") ink tips--so it didn't even have to have any ink in it at all. I feel certain the manufacturers know what their product is most often used for, at any rate.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SundaeGirl

...I find them noisy and a little too intense for clitoral stimulation...

Cheap ones definitely are. I've personally found that can be solved by using mostly-depleted batteries.

10-17-2005, 06:56 PM	#617
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	'member this one? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 10-17-2005 at 06:59 PM. Reason: upon further review, my last link was possibly child porn. sorry about that

10-17-2005, 07:10 PM	#618
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Where in the heck did my ASS land?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-17-2005, 10:52 PM	#622
Iggy Back and ready to tart up the place Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 850	I think the best invention in toys is the "bullet" or "egg" thingies... those are fun!! :p __________________ Chock-full of naughty goodness.

10-18-2005, 09:18 AM	#625
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	My then boyfriend, now husband bought me my first vibrator, a simple black one from the local dirty book store. Probably why I married him Since, we have tried lots of different things, but generally they all get used once and tossed in the garbage. However, after my last plain ole vibrator pooped out, I ended up trying a hungry bear vibrator and holy moly. For the first time I use it even when he's not around. It twirls and vibrates (or only one at a time). I give it 5 moans. By the way, I only paid $60 at the local shop here, I just noticed the price on the link was $96. Either way, worth every penny... __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within. Last edited by LabRat; 10-18-2005 at 09:20 AM. Reason: added price

10-18-2005, 09:44 AM	#626
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	hm. really beginning to see the advantages of not bothering with an actual boyfriend... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-18-2005, 12:52 AM	#624
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	if the world ended today and in a thousand years a strange enlightened species came around investigating they would wonder what our familial fascination with rabbits, dolphins, and turtles would be. i mean, yes, we enjoy toys.

10-18-2005, 10:49 AM	#627
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I can't say I've every really enjoyed using a vibrator. For me stimulation is as much about fantasy as technique. I find them noisy and a little too intense for clitoral stimulation, and have never really mastered the art of masturbation any other way. For me they have only been used as props if my partner has been a fan of toys. But I did buy my Mum a Rampant Rabbit for her birthday (she said she didn't know who else to ask). Her carefully worded vague report suggests perhaps I should get one for myself & see what I've been missing out on.....?

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