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01-11-2020, 04:29 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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That happened at the house across the street from ours, about 15-ish years ago. Dude was having a mental health crisis and threatening suicide (which apparently was common for him), wife was out and called the cops to check on him. A beat officer knocked on the door and a single shot was fired.
12 hours, 1 SWAT team, and an evacuated street later, they finally stormed the house to find that the one shot had been the guy committing suicide. He hadn't even known it was a cop at the door. |
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01-16-2020, 02:13 PM
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A young American man moves to the Shetland Isles. Unbeknownst to him, the Shetland peoples are quite reserved, and no-one visits him for three months.
One stormy night, there's a loud knock at the door. He opens the door to the sight of a huge, fiery-haired man with a thick beard. With an accent equally as thick, the visitor says, "I've come to invite ye to a party." "Wonderful," says the American, "I'd love to go!" "I must warn ye, lad. The drinks will be flowin' aplenty." "That's no problem, I've been known to enjoy a strong scotch now and again," replies the American. "They'll likely be a fight too," says the bearded man. "Where there's drinkin' and dancin' there's always a fight." "I'm not worried, I was middleweight champion in boxing back in the navy. I'm sure I can hold my own." "Alright, lad. But one last thing. There's likely to be sex involved too. Hairy-arsed, drunken sex." The American smirks. "Well, after being alone for so many months, that's not out of the question either. One question though: what should I wear?" The big man chuckles and replies, "Ah, come as you are, it's just gonna be you and me."
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01-16-2020, 02:41 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Apologies if this is a repeat:
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01-23-2020, 01:07 AM
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The future is unwritten
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I remember some of these statement. Hell, I probably made some of them.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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02-19-2020, 12:22 AM
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The future is unwritten
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At least it's red...
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02-21-2020, 12:24 AM
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The future is unwritten
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Fake news...
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02-21-2020, 08:03 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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So long EMeekins98, we hardly knew ye...
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02-21-2020, 08:54 AM
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02-21-2020, 11:21 AM
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still says videotape
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His life was short and beautiful.
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02-21-2020, 12:31 PM
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The future is unwritten
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For polish electrical vehicles life is short, fire, ash.
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02-24-2020, 11:25 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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02-24-2020, 02:43 PM
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02-28-2020, 12:53 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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03-06-2020, 09:34 PM
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The future is unwritten
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In Europe you can have a whirlwind courtship in a long day...
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03-11-2020, 02:47 PM
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still says videotape
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Why drive to Germany when you're already in Austria?
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