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monster · 03-19-2019, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Glinda

Yay! Thanks for the thumbs-up vote. Do you think it'll last 50 years, like the last one?

It might, if you don't have Michigan-style power outages (I think that's what did for the first one?) 50 years though! I remember our family getting its first microwave when I was at least 10, and I'm not 50 yet

Glinda · 03-19-2019, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Save the old one for cooking your neighbors head.

HA!!

BTW, I just found out that a-hole neighbor's wife is about to pop out kid number eight. Dear ghod.

Glinda · 03-19-2019, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

With a name like Smeg, you know it's got to be good.

https://www.williams-sonoma.com/prod...7Ctoaster%7C40

We need a new toaster. I'm thinking about it.

I recommend you read the reviews first. They're not very inspiring.

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Looks like Breville is the way to go.

Glinda · 03-19-2019, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

It might, if you don't have Michigan-style power outages (I think that's what did for the first one?) 50 years though! I remember our family getting its first microwave when I was at least 10, and I'm not 50 yet

Yep, I clearly remember when my folks brought home my recently deceased microwave when I was 10. We thought we were the Jetsons!

Gravdigr · 03-19-2019, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Glinda

BTW, I just found out that a-hole neighbor's wife is about to pop out kid number eight. Dear ghod.

Probably haven't figured out what's causing it...

monster · 03-19-2019, 08:45 PM

Old microwave prob perfect size for first crib.....

Griff · 03-20-2019, 08:27 AM

Now we're cooking!

Gravdigr · 03-20-2019, 10:51 AM

Glinda · 03-21-2019, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Probably haven't figured out what's causing it...

Actually, they belong to a cult (Old Apostolic Lutheran Church) that has infested the area. One of their beliefs is that women should have as many children as their bodies will tolerate.

Read a few pages of the link above to find out how weird/awful they are. The forced childbearing is just a very small part of it; wait till you get to the discussion of how/why they tolerate child molestation within their membership.

Glinda · 03-21-2019, 03:12 PM

OMG. I'm so stoked about this microwave!

Yesterday, I decided to make some spaghetti and needed to thaw a pound of hot Italian sausage meat (I use sausage instead of hamburger meat - it's so delicious). I hit the Turbo Defrost button and input the weight of the meat, and holy fuck.

The entire brick of meat was thawed in roughly three minutes.

And that was less time than the microwave wanted to take, because I stopped the process early to check on the meat and it was already completely thawed. Next time I have a pound of meat to thaw, I'll tell the machine that it weighs less.

Similarly, every other heating/cooking option is super fast. It's going to take me awhile to get used to how quickly this thing does its job, but I couldn't be happier with the defrost option. WOW.

Gravdigr · 03-21-2019, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Glinda

(I use sausage instead of hamburger meat - it's so delicious).

I do that! Sometimes I use brat-style Italian sausages.

fargon · 03-21-2019, 09:32 PM

I just cut it out of the casing.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-21-2019, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Glinda

Read a few pages of the link above to find out how weird/awful they are. The forced childbearing is just a very small part of it; wait till you get to the discussion of how/why they tolerate child molestation within their membership.

They're not all bad, at least they practice early sex education for kids.

Gravdigr · 03-22-2019, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by fargon

I just cut it out of the casing.

I always remove the casing, from any kind of sausages.

Glinda · 03-22-2019, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I always remove the casing, from any kind of sausages.

One of the local grocery stores carries ground pork sausage in a 1 lb chunk (just like hamburger meat) - no casings to fiddle with.

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03-21-2019, 03:12 PM	#100
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	New Microwave Update OMG. I'm so stoked about this microwave! Yesterday, I decided to make some spaghetti and needed to thaw a pound of hot Italian sausage meat (I use sausage instead of hamburger meat - it's so delicious). I hit the Turbo Defrost button and input the weight of the meat, and holy fuck. The entire brick of meat was thawed in roughly three minutes. And that was less time than the microwave wanted to take, because I stopped the process early to check on the meat and it was already completely thawed. Next time I have a pound of meat to thaw, I'll tell the machine that it weighs less. Similarly, every other heating/cooking option is super fast. It's going to take me awhile to get used to how quickly this thing does its job, but I couldn't be happier with the defrost option. WOW.

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fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	I just cut it out of the casing. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

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