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11-30-2005, 06:20 PM | #1 |
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11/30/2005: Stuck burglar
Today's entry comes from the Smoking Gun, and goddamn it's fun to laugh at moron criminals. In this case, this guy tried to rob a hair salon, but when the cops came, he tried escaping through the back window. I love it when a plan comes together. Sez the Gun, Bleeding and wedged inside the 9-by-15-inch window frame, Dufield was rescued by Concord firefighters and later booked into the local lockup on a felony burglary rap. His case is pending in Concord District Court. |
11-30-2005, 06:38 PM | #2 |
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I'd definitely say that's a 2005 Darwin Award winner right there
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11-30-2005, 08:03 PM | #3 |
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What a jaloone.
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11-30-2005, 08:15 PM | #4 |
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Can't be a Darwin winner...he didn't die and remove himself from the gene pool.
Could be an honorable mention, though. He could possibly still be a winner if he decides to commit suicide in prison.
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12-01-2005, 08:13 AM | #5 | |
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11-30-2005, 09:02 PM | #6 |
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seems like if he got his shoulders through the windows he would have made it. He must be a real lardass. He needs to grow some whiskers. What a dumb sumbitch. But then, what criminal isn't?
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12-10-2005, 01:41 PM | #7 | |
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11-30-2005, 09:16 PM | #8 |
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I love how he's cuffed although still stuck.
The reverse view might be amusing as well. Shooting him in the ass while stuck would be amusing, but doesn't seem sporting. Under Florida's castle doctrine, I might have been able to shoot him. Here in Pennsylvania I have to be able to consider him a threat to my life. In this position he's really only a threat to his own dignity.
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12-06-2005, 10:50 PM | #11 |
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Wormfood, that's really depressing.
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11-30-2005, 09:16 PM | #12 |
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This guy is busting into a hair salon? He's risking life and limb and freedom for hair gel? Not me, no sir. They only thing I'd even consider breaking into would be a pharmacy.
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11-30-2005, 09:27 PM | #13 |
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For condoms?
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12-01-2005, 06:00 AM | #14 |
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They leave him there, cuff him, but put a band-aid on his cut - wierd!
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12-01-2005, 08:20 AM | #15 | |
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