trashed but no bullet holes ( yet )

slang · 02-18-2005, 09:22 PM

I had finally had enough after just one week of this crappy machine and bounced it off the back steps.

When I came home, fatigued and stressed from dicking around with the company's computer and saw this pos stuck in some type of reboot loop, I snapped.

Normally I'd have more patience with this hunk of second hand junk but after screwing with my car, the new places's heating system, and a wide variety of technical fusterclucks at work, I just couldnt take it any more.

You'll notice that there are no 45 caliber bullet holes in the housing. If I was home there surely would be.

The new machine is working quite nicely and I showed it the carcass of this old IBM on the way in so there wont be any BS from this one.

slang

xoxoxoBruce · 02-18-2005, 11:07 PM

Shouldn't you salvage that muffin fan?

slang · 02-18-2005, 11:29 PM

I'll send it to you bruce and you can make it a doodad.

zippyt · 02-19-2005, 12:16 AM

Get a 12 pack and piss on the cast off !!!!!!

404Error · 02-20-2005, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by zippyt

Get a 12 pack and piss on the cast off !!!!!!

Wouldn't that make him a *computer whiz* then?

xoxoxoBruce · 02-20-2005, 11:19 PM

richlevy · 02-21-2005, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 404Error

Wouldn't that make him a *computer whiz* then?

Elspode · 02-21-2005, 03:30 PM

He already said that it pissed him off...now you want him to piss on it?

xoxoxoBruce · 02-21-2005, 04:51 PM

Why is it Slangs threads go in the toilet?

Undertoad · 02-19-2005, 09:07 AM

Do you know the muffin fan, the muffin fan, the muffin fan.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-19-2005, 12:35 PM

Ugh....musicians.

BigV · 02-21-2005, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slang

I had finally had enough after just one week of this crappy machine and bounced it off the back steps.

--snip--

slang

Be careful.

Torrere · 02-21-2005, 09:44 PM

Is that SNOW?

slang · 02-22-2005, 02:16 AM

No. It's a big mound of sugar in my back yard. Sugar, waist deep and everywhere, is common in Minnesota.

There is a huge spoon just outside the bounds of the shot too.

404Error · 02-22-2005, 07:37 AM

Sweet!!!

02-18-2005, 09:22 PM	#1
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	trashed but no bullet holes ( yet ) I had finally had enough after just one week of this crappy machine and bounced it off the back steps. When I came home, fatigued and stressed from dicking around with the company's computer and saw this pos stuck in some type of reboot loop, I snapped. Normally I'd have more patience with this hunk of second hand junk but after screwing with my car, the new places's heating system, and a wide variety of technical fusterclucks at work, I just couldnt take it any more. You'll notice that there are no 45 caliber bullet holes in the housing. If I was home there surely would be. The new machine is working quite nicely and I showed it the carcass of this old IBM on the way in so there wont be any BS from this one. slang Attached Images

02-18-2005, 11:07 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Shouldn't you salvage that muffin fan? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-19-2005, 12:16 AM	#4
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Get a 12 pack and piss on the cast off !!!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

02-20-2005, 11:19 PM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	__________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-21-2005, 03:30 PM	#8
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	He already said that it pissed him off...now you want him to piss on it? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

02-18-2005, 11:29 PM	#3
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	I'll send it to you bruce and you can make it a doodad.

02-21-2005, 04:51 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Why is it Slangs threads go in the toilet? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-19-2005, 09:07 AM	#10
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Do you know the muffin fan, the muffin fan, the muffin fan.

02-19-2005, 12:35 PM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Ugh....musicians. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-21-2005, 09:44 PM	#13
Torrere a real smartass Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Kirkland, WA Posts: 1,121	Is that SNOW?

02-22-2005, 02:16 AM	#14
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	No. It's a big mound of sugar in my back yard. Sugar, waist deep and everywhere, is common in Minnesota. There is a huge spoon just outside the bounds of the shot too.

02-22-2005, 07:37 AM	#15
404Error Lecturer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: CT USA Posts: 826	Sweet!!! __________________ "To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason~

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