new...was here all day nearly

Michael Roth · 07-15-2003, 11:15 PM

I came here by accident, and am enthralled. Posters here have an astonishing depth... might have to take off my shoes and stay a while.

Hubris Boy · 07-16-2003, 01:37 AM

The posters here do have an astonishing amount of depth, don't they?

F'rinstance, I think Dave hung the one of Elvis over there in the corner next to the Mark IV Troll Detector™.

Yes, the velvet is nice, isn't it? And if you flip on the black light, you can see the glow-in-the-dark tears that make the King look like he's crying.

Tobiasly · 07-16-2003, 06:42 AM

Dammit HB, that's not what he was talking about and you know it. "Posters with astonishing depth" is obviously referring to one of those magic-eye 3D posters of a sailboat.

Hmmm... I wonder if anyone has tried a 3D magic-eye velvet crying Elvis poster?? Now that would be the shiznat!

elSicomoro · 07-16-2003, 12:54 PM

"Wow! It's a schooner!"

"Hahahaha!!! You dumb bastard! It's not a schooner! It's a sailboat!"

"A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head."

"You know what?! There is no easter bunny!!! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!!!"

(Listen here)

Mallrats was so under-rated.

OnyxCougar · 07-16-2003, 01:44 PM

Some people have astonishing depth, and then again, some are amazingly shallow.

Elspode · 07-16-2003, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by OnyxCougar
Some people have astonishing depth, and then again, some are amazingly shallow.

I have asked you guys repeatedly not to talk about me behind my back...it hurts my feelings and makes me wish I could afford firearms.

Welcome, Mr. Roth, to the Cellar, where even the sarcasm has an amazing amount of depth.

OnyxCougar · 07-16-2003, 02:48 PM

*blinks winsomely and puts on an innocent, yet injured expression*

Why Elspode, I didn't mention names...

xoxoxoBruce · 07-16-2003, 05:43 PM

Hi Mike, and welcome to the asylum. You might have noticed it doesn't take much to stir the inmates to babbling. Hopefully Dr Wolf will be along with the meds soon.

OnyxCougar · 07-16-2003, 05:56 PM

Inmates?? I can leave anyold time I want... Yeah... If I wasn't addicted....

"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave...."

warch · 07-16-2003, 06:05 PM

The illusion of depth, the third dimension, is created by the skilled use of one or multiple vanishing points.
Sure, drugs help too. Its true, the black light is always a thoughtful addition... or that polarization trick with the squarish cardboard glasses...or viewmasters. Gotta love viewmasters.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-16-2003, 06:05 PM

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If I wasn't addicted....

It's a good thing it isn't addictive, 'cause I couldn't live without it.

tw · 07-16-2003, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by OnyxCougar
Some people have astonishing depth, and then again, some are amazingly shallow

No deep ocean can exist without the contribution of so many, liitle, shallow streams.

(Will there be a poll for who is shallow and who has gone off the deep end?)

elSicomoro · 07-16-2003, 06:32 PM

Good question...but let me ask this: What's it like to be off the deep end, like yourself?

Uryoces · 07-16-2003, 09:39 PM

No, no, no ... You can leave any time you want. You just have to get thrown in jail for smuggling hashish , get thrown in the unit for the criminally insane, stop taking meds, bribe the head prison guard, smash his head in, and escape across the Greco-Turkish border.

Simple, see?! :p

Elspode · 07-17-2003, 12:08 AM

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Originally posted by Uryoces
No, no, no ... You can leave any time you want. You just have to get thrown in jail for smuggling hashish , get thrown in the unit for the criminally insane, stop taking meds, bribe the head prison guard, smash his head in, and escape across the Greco-Turkish border.

All of this must, of course, be accompanied by a bitchin' Georgio Moroder sequenced synth theme...

07-15-2003, 11:15 PM	#1
Michael Roth Minister of Lurking Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: calgary Posts: 64	new...was here all day nearly I came here by accident, and am enthralled. Posters here have an astonishing depth... might have to take off my shoes and stay a while. __________________ "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We are all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat. "Or else you wouldn't have come here."

07-16-2003, 01:37 AM	#2
Hubris Boy Keymaster of Gozer Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Patapsco Drainage Basin Posts: 471	The posters here do have an astonishing amount of depth, don't they? F'rinstance, I think Dave hung the one of Elvis over there in the corner next to the Mark IV Troll Detector<sup>™</sup>. Yes, the velvet is nice, isn't it? And if you flip on the black light, you can see the glow-in-the-dark tears that make the King look like he's crying.

07-16-2003, 06:42 AM	#3
Tobiasly hot Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Jeffersonville, IN (near Louisville) Posts: 892	Dammit HB, that's not what he was talking about and you know it. "Posters with astonishing depth" is obviously referring to one of those magic-eye 3D posters of a sailboat. Hmmm... I wonder if anyone has tried a <B>3D magic-eye velvet crying Elvis poster</B>?? Now <I>that</I> would be the shiznat!

07-16-2003, 01:44 PM	#5
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	Some people have astonishing depth, and then again, some are amazingly shallow. __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

07-16-2003, 02:48 PM	#7
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	blinks winsomely and puts on an innocent, yet injured expression Why Elspode, I didn't mention names... __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

07-16-2003, 12:54 PM	#4
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	"Wow! It's a schooner!" "Hahahaha!!! You dumb bastard! It's not a schooner! It's a sailboat!" "A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head." "You know what?! There is no easter bunny!!! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!!!" (Listen here) Mallrats was so under-rated.

07-16-2003, 05:43 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Hi Mike, and welcome to the asylum. You might have noticed it doesn't take much to stir the inmates to babbling. Hopefully Dr Wolf will be along with the meds soon. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-16-2003, 05:56 PM	#9
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	Inmates?? I can leave anyold time I want... Yeah... If I wasn't addicted.... "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave...." __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

07-16-2003, 06:05 PM	#10
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	The illusion of depth, the third dimension, is created by the skilled use of one or multiple vanishing points. Sure, drugs help too. Its true, the black light is always a thoughtful addition... or that polarization trick with the squarish cardboard glasses...or viewmasters. Gotta love viewmasters.

07-16-2003, 06:32 PM	#13
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Good question...but let me ask this: What's it like to be off the deep end, like yourself?

07-16-2003, 09:39 PM	#14
Uryoces 2nd Covenant, yo Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Pugetropolis Posts: 583	No, no, no ... You can leave any time you want. You just have to get thrown in jail for smuggling hashish , get thrown in the unit for the criminally insane, stop taking meds, bribe the head prison guard, smash his head in, and escape across the Greco-Turkish border. Simple, see?! :p __________________ The party's over ... the drink ... and the luck ... ran out.

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