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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Swords don't kill people
Swords, epees, and foils were made for one thing only - killing people. Do you realize how many people have been stabbed, sliced, or diced by these evil assault weapons?? Fencing is nothing but people training to kill someone.
I propose a ban on all blades greater than 3 inches. This is in line with concealed weapon laws already passed in many states
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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We have quite strict laws about carrying knives, with heavy sentencing introduced a few years ago. The reason? We had a minor epidemic of knife crimes, particularly amongst the young.
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Sarge, it's a slippery slope. Next thing only criminals will have Veg-o-matics®
Of course, Veg-o-matics® are really just your average killin' knife covered with a lot of plastic. |
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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I'd like to see more swordplay, but inside the construct of "first blood". Someone gets cut, honor is served, participants shake hands, and get on with life.
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Well that's just a mini wood-chipper really. Sure, it'd take a bit longer for them to die, but is that a good thing?
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Like Donnie.
(shut up, Donnie)
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Slattern of the Swail
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I don't know but we could make it an Olympic sport.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
Join Date: Jun 2008
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It happens more often than you think. The liberal media never reports it because most swords are foreign made. They don't want to upset the global economy
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a beautiful fool
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I think I counted 24 or 25... and a bouquet of flowers....
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The brave little tailor killed seven flies with just one stroke. Of a cloth, even. It CAN be done.
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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swords are up close and personal, mothafkka. Cowards can shoot from far, far away. I'd prefer a sword death anyway. It would be more...romantic.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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you mean I should never have put M**c through that one? darn, I wondered why it's never been right since......
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