Kim Jong Il Dead

piercehawkeye45 · 12-18-2011, 09:51 PM

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North Korean leader Kim Jong Il is dead, North Korean state TV said Monday.

Kim, 69, died at 8:30 a.m. Saturday, state TV said.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/18/world/...ead/?hpt=hp_t1

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A broadcaster reported that Kim died due to "overwork" after "dedicating his life to the people."

hahahaha

classicman · 12-18-2011, 10:19 PM

Just saw this too. Not a good year for dick-taters.

zippyt · 12-18-2011, 10:25 PM

Ha Ha He said DICK !!!
Couldnt wish it on a worser fucker !!!
rest in pices fucker !!!

ZenGum · 12-19-2011, 01:20 AM

Dead? I didn't even know he was il.

footfootfoot · 12-19-2011, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Dead? I didn't even know he was il.

You didn't, did you?

Trilby · 12-19-2011, 07:56 AM

Even assh0les die.

Even majorly evil assh0les die.

"Everything comes to an end, Tony!"

Now he'll be reincarnated as a shite-eating fly's flea.

IF he's lucky.

Undertoad · 12-19-2011, 09:31 AM

I did not know this before today: the Kim dynasty created "Joy Brigades", and our recently dead moron midget/troll dictator enjoyed their services. Wikipedia:

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The Gippeumjo (translated variously as Pleasure Group, Pleasure Groups, Pleasure Squad, Pleasure Brigade, Joy Brigade, or Joy Division) is a collection of groups of approximately 2,000 women and girls between the ages of 13 and 40 (although most are believed to be between 18 and 25), which are maintained by the head of state of North Korea for the purpose of providing pleasure and entertainment for high-ranking Workers' Party of Korea (WPK) officials and their families, as well as occasionally also distinguished guests.

Apparently there were three squadrons within the Brigades, one for sexual services, one for massage, and one for dancing.

Spexxvet · 12-19-2011, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Joy Division

I wondered how they came up with that name.

infinite monkey · 12-19-2011, 10:33 AM

Kim possible!

Undertoad · 12-19-2011, 11:01 AM

Spexx yeah I was curious about that, but the group's Wikipedia page says "...the band renamed themselves Joy Division in early 1978, borrowing their new name from the prostitution wing of a Nazi concentration camp mentioned in the 1955 novel "The House of Dolls". So Joy Division preceded Kim's Joy Divisions.

Undertoad · 12-19-2011, 02:04 PM

Can somebody just take North Korea aside and beat it up in the bathroom or something? I'm not talking about getting really violent, just smack it upside the head and let it know that it's creepy and it can't pretend to be one of the cool kids until it gets its shit together.

Trilby · 12-19-2011, 02:07 PM

North Korea will NEVER be one of the cool kids.

Nevah, evah.

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-19-2011, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

North Korea will NEVER be one of the cool kids.

Nevah, evah.

Not until it's all just one Korea again, and Han China can just go stand with its nose in the corner. Then they can stop starving and not have to eat cornstalk soup any more.

Talk radio has been laughing its little speaker off at the strange, stagey, wailing audio coming out of DPRK. Maybe a sound like Korean opera characters weeping?

ZenGum · 12-19-2011, 06:21 PM

Clearly, they're in mourning.

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No, wait, it's always like that.

classicman · 12-19-2011, 04:01 PM

I wonder if and how much they were paid to cry for a man who murdered millions.
I didn't actually see any tears either. Lots of wiping and wailing, but no real tears.
Dunno, maybe its just me, but it looks staged.

12-18-2011, 10:19 PM	#2
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Just saw this too. Not a good year for dick-taters. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-18-2011, 10:25 PM	#3
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Ha Ha He said DICK !!! Couldnt wish it on a worser fucker !!! rest in pices fucker !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

12-19-2011, 01:20 AM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Dead? I didn't even know he was il. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-19-2011, 07:56 AM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Even assh0les die. Even majorly evil assh0les die. "Everything comes to an end, Tony!" Now he'll be reincarnated as a shite-eating fly's flea. IF he's lucky. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-19-2011, 02:07 PM	#12
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	North Korea will NEVER be one of the cool kids. Nevah, evah. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-19-2011, 10:33 AM	#9
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Kim possible!

12-19-2011, 11:01 AM	#10
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Spexx yeah I was curious about that, but the group's Wikipedia page says "...the band renamed themselves Joy Division in early 1978, borrowing their new name from the prostitution wing of a Nazi concentration camp mentioned in the 1955 novel "The House of Dolls". So Joy Division preceded Kim's Joy Divisions.

12-19-2011, 02:04 PM	#11
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Can somebody just take North Korea aside and beat it up in the bathroom or something? I'm not talking about getting really violent, just smack it upside the head and let it know that it's creepy and it can't pretend to be one of the cool kids until it gets its shit together.

12-19-2011, 06:21 PM	#14
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Clearly, they're in mourning. No, wait, it's always like that. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-19-2011, 04:01 PM	#15
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I wonder if and how much they were paid to cry for a man who murdered millions. I didn't actually see any tears either. Lots of wiping and wailing, but no real tears. Dunno, maybe its just me, but it looks staged. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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