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09-18-2011, 08:52 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Scary Craigslist Job Ads
Feel Free to add your own:
Minumum wage, no experience necessary, assistant for doctor's office, who will assist with therapies.....  http://annarbor.craigslist.org/ofc/2605295326.html wouldn't want to be the employee or the patient!
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09-18-2011, 08:57 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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so clear what your responsibilities would be: you are not the boss!
http://annarbor.craigslist.org/lab/2605304307.html
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09-18-2011, 09:13 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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09-18-2011, 09:14 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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me either. I suspect ho-house "assistant"
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09-18-2011, 09:15 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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and these are just a couple of the jobs posted today.....
...I think i'mm'a have another baby.......
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09-19-2011, 08:37 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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I have a microbiology test today that I really don't want to take, and honest to God, that thought popped into my head last night. "You know, if I had another baby, I wouldn't have to be studying this crap."
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09-19-2011, 10:06 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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Yeah, well if you were a crack whore you wouldn't have to be studying that crap either.
Get back to work.
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09-19-2011, 10:09 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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I wonder if they offer similar perks, "The pay is only $7.50 an hour but you get to help with the therapies..." What kind of therapies?
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09-19-2011, 08:12 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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09-20-2011, 07:45 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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09-20-2011, 04:33 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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We've got dolphins that need waxing and cheetahs that need spanking, there's a half hour break for lunch and two fifteen minute breaks per day.
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09-20-2011, 05:23 PM
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It says here on your resume that you have extensive cheetah spanking experience. Can you tell me about a time when you found cheetah spanking to be particularly difficult, and how did you handle that?
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09-20-2011, 06:30 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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I think a wild turkey was involved...
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09-20-2011, 07:41 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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We deep fry those here....
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To shreds, you say?
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