Skip the Skippy

SamIam · 03-08-2011, 01:29 AM

Low-fat Skippy peanut butter has been recalled due to contamination from salmonella: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_831896.html

I looked it up, and salmonella is mostly transfered by the "fecal/oral route." How disgusting is that? Someone has been shitting on the peanuts which end up in your pb and j sandwich. Really. Skippy says the contamination was due to the fertilizer used on its peanut crops. What the hell kind of fertilizer are they using? The Skippy people aren't saying. Too much information I guess.

But not to worry. Salmonella mostly only kills small children and the elderly. So go ahead, give the neighbor's bratty 2 year old a nice piece of bread slathered with Skippy. Grandpa showing signs of Alzheimer's? Pile on the PB and save thousands in nursing home bills.

I bet on top of everything else, those peanuts are genetically engineered mutant clones. Where's Jimmy Carter when we need him?

Shawnee123 · 03-08-2011, 07:20 AM

Choosy mothers choose JIF.

glatt · 03-08-2011, 07:24 AM

who eats low fat peanut butter? I didn't even know they make such a thing.

Spexxvet · 03-08-2011, 07:36 AM

Good thing the repubicans want to cut funding for FDA inspectors.

Urbane Guerrilla · 03-08-2011, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Good thing the repubicans want to cut funding for FDA inspectors.

And there's dear ole Spexx's answer --the statist answer -- to all ills: more, and more, and yet more officialdom. Unproductive of wealth, eating-up of society's substance -- gee, what a racket it is.

Are there other people here who agree with such a stupidity? Shame on them too. Like 14 trillion shames and counting.

SamIam · 03-08-2011, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

And there's dear ole Spexx's answer --the statist answer -- to all ills: more, and more, and yet more officialdom. Unproductive of wealth, eating-up of society's substance -- gee, what a racket it is.

Are there other people here who agree with such a stupidity? Shame on them too. Like 14 trillion shames and counting.

Oh, UG, get over it! If you think big agra or any other multi-billion industry cares about the best interest of the consumer, you've been smoking too much crack (again). Corporations care about the bottom line. Period. If it weren't for government watch dogs, the wolves would be picking off the sheep to an even greater extent than they do now.

(Crawls under desk and covers eyes to avoid reading UG's virulent reply)

Spexxvet · 03-08-2011, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Choosy mother-effers choose JIZ.

FTFY

Shawnee123 · 03-08-2011, 07:39 AM

Do not eat the Blue Legumes!

Speaking of legumes, my mom likes to say: Eat every bean and pea on your plate. (Come on, say it out loud.)

Sheldonrs · 03-08-2011, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by SamIam

... Someone has been shitting on the peanuts ...:

That's what happens when your ass gets close to your nuts.

PB & J=PoopButter & Jelly

Shawnee123 · 03-08-2011, 08:32 AM

So it IS poopeater!

Pete Zicato · 03-08-2011, 08:54 AM

Probably not people poop, but rat or mouse.

Happy Monkey · 03-08-2011, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by SamIam

What the hell kind of fertilizer are they using?

Surely the idea of fecal matter in fertilizer isn't surprising to you? Salmonella isn't restricted to human feces. I'd say it's more of a washing problem than a fertilizer problem.

BTW, I've had salmonella. It wasn't fun.

Pete Zicato · 03-08-2011, 10:38 AM

Way back in the 70s there was a Blondie strip on Sunday with Dagwood and Herb waiting out front of an Italian restaurant for their wives. The strip itself wasn't very funny, but I did laugh when I noticed that the name of the restaurant was Sal Monella's.

Shawnee123 · 03-08-2011, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

Way back in the 70s there was a Blondie strip on Sunday with Dagwood and Herb waiting out front of an Italian restaurant for their wives. The strip itself wasn't very funny, but I did laugh when I noticed that the name of the restaurant was Sal Monella's.

Sam and Janet Evening used to go there a lot when they were in the South Pacific.

footfootfoot · 03-08-2011, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Sam and Janet Evening used to go there a lot when they were in the South Pacific.

Yeah but the place was crowded and they didn't know anyone there

03-08-2011, 01:29 AM	#1
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Skip the Skippy Low-fat Skippy peanut butter has been recalled due to contamination from salmonella: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_831896.html I looked it up, and salmonella is mostly transfered by the "fecal/oral route." How disgusting is that? Someone has been shitting on the peanuts which end up in your pb and j sandwich. Really. Skippy says the contamination was due to the fertilizer used on its peanut crops. What the hell kind of fertilizer are they using? The Skippy people aren't saying. Too much information I guess. But not to worry. Salmonella mostly only kills small children and the elderly. So go ahead, give the neighbor's bratty 2 year old a nice piece of bread slathered with Skippy. Grandpa showing signs of Alzheimer's? Pile on the PB and save thousands in nursing home bills. I bet on top of everything else, those peanuts are genetically engineered mutant clones. Where's Jimmy Carter when we need him?

03-08-2011, 07:20 AM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Choosy mothers choose JIF. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-08-2011, 07:36 AM	#4
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Good thing the repubicans want to cut funding for FDA inspectors. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

03-08-2011, 07:39 AM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Do not eat the Blue Legumes! Speaking of legumes, my mom likes to say: Eat every bean and pea on your plate. (Come on, say it out loud.) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-08-2011, 08:32 AM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	So it IS poopeater! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-08-2011, 07:24 AM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	who eats low fat peanut butter? I didn't even know they make such a thing.

03-08-2011, 08:54 AM	#11
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Probably not people poop, but rat or mouse. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

03-08-2011, 10:38 AM	#13
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Way back in the 70s there was a Blondie strip on Sunday with Dagwood and Herb waiting out front of an Italian restaurant for their wives. The strip itself wasn't very funny, but I did laugh when I noticed that the name of the restaurant was Sal Monella's. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

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