don't you hate it when......

plthijinx · 01-23-2011, 03:29 AM

you're driving down the freeway and your smokes end up in the pocket of the door? no. the other door. not the left one....the right one! err....the passenger door. yeah that one.....and ya can't reach 'em?

footfootfoot · 01-23-2011, 09:01 AM

monster · 01-23-2011, 09:45 AM

A four-in-one deal? I want one!

footfootfoot · 01-23-2011, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

A four-in-one deal? I want one!

That way you can grab everything and lots of it.

plthijinx · 01-23-2011, 10:30 AM

they have those at the dollar store?

HungLikeJesus · 01-23-2011, 12:01 PM

Grabbing hands grab all they can.

Sundae · 01-23-2011, 12:16 PM

Everything counts in large amounts.

plthijinx · 01-23-2011, 11:47 PM

don't ya hate it when you drop your pos keyboard on both toes?! yeah, both feet got covered on that one...

Gravdigr · 01-24-2011, 01:49 AM

Man, don't ya hate it when you ain't got no weed,
It seems about that time that you're really in need
To get high, get full, ya know, get blasted,
To be saying "That high? It really lasted.".

plthijinx · 01-24-2011, 11:55 AM

gv!

don't cha hate it when you go to get a cup of coffee and there's only a half cup remaining in the pot?

now you have a decision to make: 1 - go ahead and brew up the next pot, 2 - screw the next person and take the half cup and don't make anymore, 3 - leave the half cup for the next guy and hope he/she doesn't opt for choice #2

me? choice one and have a smoke while waiting for it to brew.

Tulip · 01-24-2011, 10:17 PM

I would sometimes go and make myself a cup of coffee from my brother's espresso machine. The first time it needed more beans/water/dump coffee grind, I left it.

Later, my bro yelled at me.

So, now, I refill and dump whatever it needs. What a pain in a butt.

So, sometimes I would just drink my instant coffee...bleh...

footfootfoot · 01-25-2011, 08:38 AM

Tulip, when he wants you to tend to his coffee machine just give him a withering, sarcastic look and ask him "What's my last name? Is it Starbucks? No, it isn't." Then walk away. (This won't work if your last name is Starbucks, however.)

Tulip · 01-25-2011, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Tulip, when he wants you to tend to his coffee machine just give him a withering, sarcastic look and ask him "What's my last name? Is it Starbucks? No, it isn't." Then walk away. (This won't work if your last name is Starbucks, however.)

Uh....it's his machine at his place. I just go over there to get myself coffee. Oh yeah, his beans too. I haven't chipped in a dime!

footfootfoot · 01-25-2011, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Tulip

Uh....it's his machine at his place. I just go over there to get myself coffee. Oh yeah, his beans too. I haven't chipped in a dime!

Ha! Then you will have to add the swagger of entitlement to your routine. Is he a younger brother or older brother? Either way you can use the angle to your advantage, if he's older then he needs to take care of you, his defenseless younger sister, if he's younger then he needs to show proper respect.

Tulip · 01-26-2011, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Ha! Then you will have to add the swagger of entitlement to your routine. Is he a younger brother or older brother? Either way you can use the angle to your advantage, if he's older then he needs to take care of you, his defenseless younger sister, if he's younger then he needs to show proper respect.

He's older and he has every right to yell at me and I can't yell back because that would be disrespectful.

It sucks being Asian sometimes. Besides, I am not a defenseless younger sister, I'm a 40 yr. old woman who's going over to his place and smooching off his coffee.

01-23-2011, 03:29 AM	#1
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	don't you hate it when...... you're driving down the freeway and your smokes end up in the pocket of the door? no. the other door. not the left one....the right one! err....the passenger door. yeah that one.....and ya can't reach 'em? __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

01-23-2011, 09:45 AM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	A four-in-one deal? I want one! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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01-24-2011, 11:55 AM	#10
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	gv! don't cha hate it when you go to get a cup of coffee and there's only a half cup remaining in the pot? now you have a decision to make: 1 - go ahead and brew up the next pot, 2 - screw the next person and take the half cup and don't make anymore, 3 - leave the half cup for the next guy and hope he/she doesn't opt for choice #2 me? choice one and have a smoke while waiting for it to brew. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

01-24-2011, 10:17 PM	#11
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	I would sometimes go and make myself a cup of coffee from my brother's espresso machine. The first time it needed more beans/water/dump coffee grind, I left it. Later, my bro yelled at me. So, now, I refill and dump whatever it needs. What a pain in a butt. So, sometimes I would just drink my instant coffee...bleh...

01-25-2011, 08:38 AM	#12
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Tulip, when he wants you to tend to his coffee machine just give him a withering, sarcastic look and ask him "What's my last name? Is it Starbucks? No, it isn't." Then walk away. (This won't work if your last name is Starbucks, however.) __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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